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Hudsonpie Rank: Austin Maxi

Hudsonpie

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What with the animalistic attitude of the over militarised filth and the media frenzy, its no wonder he shot himself. Those Germanic looking population-lice helmets freak me out. Also could'nt help noticing on the news the coppers milling about in the background trying to look hard just looked thick as pigshit..... :?

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

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What with the animalistic attitude of the over militarised filth

Yeah, what's the world coming to when a bloke can't shoot three people without being hassled by the pigs, eh? They should be out there catching real criminals...

 

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Fair do's, Hudson, some of those cops clearly didn't have a clue WTF they were doing, just trying to look ally. However, it should be remembered that this single-helix cunt murdered a man, and attempted to murder two others.

 

Still, there'll be a proliferation of jokes now!! :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

Pity he didn't remove himself from the gene pool before procreating, but hopefully the kids will rise above their immediate ancestry...
autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

his kids?

 

i assumed it was the GF he beat up

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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According to the news on Weds night he'd been done for twatting his kids. A teacher had noticed one of them coming to school with marks all over them and reported it.

myglaren Rank: Lancia Gamma

myglaren

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Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

his kids?

 

i assumed it was the GF he beat up

It was a teacher dobbed him in to the social for belting his son.

Word is he was looking for the teacher to do him too.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Oh well, the over-muscled under-educated moron has ended it.... why couldn't he have done that days ago? There's a recession you know, gurning officers and tasers don't come cheap.

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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not quite the First Blood seige was it ? He could atleast have gone out in a blaze of glory with an M16. In each hand.

boobydoo Rank: Citroen Ami

boobydoo

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After being at work all day I was looking forward to a nice quiet, relaxing evening sitting in the back garden, glass of vino, reading a March 1981 issue of Autocar recently purchased off fleabay.

 

New Mazda 323 tested.

Sub £3000 hatchbacks tested. (Fiesta/Chevette/127/Renault 5/104)

Talbot Tagora ..First Impressions!!! :D:D:D

 

Unfortunately the primary school next door is holding some hideous ,outdoor end of term karaoke event. Some 'orrible brat has just completely murdered "Sweet Dreams My LA Ex" by Rachel Stevens! :evil::evil:

 

Oh, I just realised this should be in the GRUMPY thread. :roll:

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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not quite the First Blood seige was it ? He could atleast have gone out in a blaze of glory with an M16. In each hand.

Yeah, pretty poor effort I thought. I blame the BBC - I mean they built the grand finale up for a week and what happens? Nowt much. :D

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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After being at work all day I was looking forward to a nice quiet, relaxing evening sitting in the back garden, glass of vino, reading a March 1981 issue of Autocar recently purchased off fleabay.

 

New Mazda 323 tested.

Sub £3000 hatchbacks tested. (Fiesta/Chevette/127/Renault 5/104)

Talbot Tagora ..First Impressions!!! :D:D:D

 

Unfortunately the primary school next door is holding some hideous ,outdoor end of term karaoke event. Some 'orrible brat has just completely murdered "Sweet Dreams My LA Ex" by Rachel Stevens! :evil::evil:

 

Oh, I just realised this should be in the GRUMPY thread. :roll:

Made me grin... :D
barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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also, this:

 

is fucking weird....!

 

''e's killed someone, which obviously is not nice..... but he musta been on drugs''

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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I have run 100 miles this week (as part of fascist fitness regime which will hopefully last longer than a week). I am taking a rest today as it took me an hour to drag my carcass out of my fartsack, but might go out later on the bike.

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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Barrett, no comment....

 

This old TV advert for the Acclaim:

 

 

Modern car adverts don't even come close to the QUALITY of this masterpiece :D

ChinaTom Rank: Renault 16

ChinaTom

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I have a few days off - made slightly grumpy by the fact that Mrs CT has a long list of stuff to do around the house. Then I grinned again as while clearing out a lot of old boxes from a recent move, I found this:

 

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1800 fags - a splendid haul. Now her dinner tray is nailed together again, I have cleaned the kitchen, and done the windows, I cleared my desk and and now have an evening of this.

 

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I feel 12 again!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Yesterday, I got on my bike. Then I got off again, bought a new inner tube and inflated the back tyre, but then got back on it. And then got off it again and put it in the boot of the Golf, destination Sherwood Pines.

 

9 miles around the "hard" red route - probably a little more than I could handle but it was fun, even though I've got a slightly heavy bike and I'm far too heavy myself. Lots of fast downhill with little jumps to launch you straight into undergrowth unless you land right. Maybe a bit too much sand on the floor for my liking, a couple of hairy corners and I became intimate with a tree as a result. Then rode out to Sherwood Forest, about 3 miles the back way, to see if the Major Oak has fell over yet. Nope, still propped up. Started back to the pines but noticed there was a cricket match on so bought myself a reward cider and pulled up a bit of grass. Eventually back to the pines, did the 3 mile "family" route as a cool down, bike in car, home. Total distance 21 miles.

 

Today.... bike's still in the boot so drove out to Cromford, parked at Black Rock and started along the High Peak trail. Ouch! Felt like a mistake as my sore backside met rock-hard saddle but I got going anyway. Beautiful countryside, only two hills on the entire route too - both pointing the right way to make it easy on the way back. It's the old quarry trainline so the rest of it is dead flat, nicely surfaced, full of friendly riders and stunning views. 13 miles each way, I stopped short of going right to the end as it seemed full of backpackers so turned around at Parsley Hay.

 

Very satisfying ride, got lovely photos. Yay.

Guest

Guest

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Not really interested in football, but I am very interested in money - Spain have just won me the sweepstakes thing at work.

 

New job, fresh MOT, not getting arrested, cash prize - wonder when this run of good luck will end? Shortly I expect.

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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Yesterday, I got on my bike. Then I got off again, bought a new inner tube and inflated the back tyre, but then got back on it. And then got off it again and put it in the boot of the Golf, destination Sherwood Pines.

I am totally knackered, but I can't seem to stop going out. I sat on my bike last night and it felt like I'd sat on a big nail, my arse cheeks have that soreness from recently starting up cycling again. :cry:

michiel Rank: Renault 16

michiel

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This made me grin.

 

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And the fact that the whole football thing finally ended.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'One Foot In The Grave' being repeated on Sky. I can't recall a comedy series as well written as that for years before, or ever at all afterwards.

 

Still ROFLING at Victor Meldrew getting twatted by some midgets in a bathroom :D

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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'One Foot In The Grave' being repeated on Sky. I can't recall a comedy series as well written as that for years before, or ever at all afterwards.

 

Still ROFLING at Victor Meldrew getting twatted by some midgets in a bathroom :D

Agreed. Great series 8)

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Took my 4 year old niece to Belfast today to see her Daddy, uncles and cousins marching and playing in their bands. A great family atmosphere where we were. A couple of old Rolls-Royces put in an appearance too.

 

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Toyota in not-accellerating-randomly shock

 

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