What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[tooSavvy]

 

Giffertastic.......

 

TS

[rml2345]

You can get a Peugeot Bipper Tepee which is even better.

[vulgalour]

Now you're just saying words.

[saucedoctor]

Mazda Super Bongo-Friendee takes some beating.

[quicksilver]

Mazda Super Bongo-Friendee takes some beating.

Is that the one with the Auto Free Top for extra naming lols?

[rml2345]

For Vulgalour...

 

Mitsubishi Debonair Exceed Contega was always my favourite, although the Bongo Friendee is hard to beat.

[PhilA]

Those wheels are.. so ugly but I can't stop looking at them.

[saucedoctor]

I think they're wheeltrims.

 

Non shite related grin: I just scored a Cisco Catalyst 3750G gigabit switch for £6. Bolloxed up operating system. A morning's work will sort it out. An unfucked one is worth about £750 second-hand.

[Cavcraft]

Car names , theres the Poxhall Alan which makes me grin but the best was today , I saw a Peugeot Bipper.

WTF is is a Bipper ???

 

It's so if you have a son who was on Grange Hill and who buys one and locks himself out, you have to go to Peugeot and ask for a Blipper plipper for your nipper Gripper. 

[cms206]

Sorted my Polish neighbour's Primera today. He asked what I drink to which I replied that I don't. He appeared about an hour later with a box of Polish cake things which appear to be milk chocolate raspberry jaffa cakes. To my surprise, they are GR12.

 

As an aside, my favourite car name I suspect is Kiamaster Bongotown.

 

[UmBongo]

It's so if you have a son who was on Grange Hill and who buys one and locks himself out, you have to go to Peugeot and ask for a Blipper plipper for your nipper Gripper. 

 

Very clever.

 

But tell me this, what type of vehicle did Roland Browning get run over by when he was skiving off classes?

[Cavcraft]

Janet St Clair?

[vulgalour]

Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard

Nissan Homy Super Long

Honda That's

 

Japan, I think I love you.

[Station]

Honda Wow:

 

[dugong]

Lancia STRATO'S

[Negative Creep]

Toyota Corolla Exciting Edition

Nissan Big Thumb

Subaru Pantry Boy Deluxe

[Station]

It's so if you have a son who was on Grange Hill and who buys one and locks himself out, you have to go to Peugeot and ask for a Blipper plipper for your nipper Gripper. 

 

Reminds me of one of my Viz favourite fake news story:

 

 

 

 One particularly memorable piece of tabloidesque worldplay parody, involving a fictional plot to assassinate Paul McCartney by a disgruntled former roadie, read 'Top Pop Mop-Top Pot Shot Plot Flops', or with a gonad-focussed violent encounter with Mr T and a 70's playground toy, 'BA Baracus in Macca's clackers knackers fracas'.

[Brent_Crude]

Cracking episode of The Professionals on ITV4 just now, with a bronze Princess and Cowley's 2.8 Granny having a bit of a chase

 

 

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[panhard65]

I stumbled across a police camera action thing this morning with a police SD1 Rover driving through London to deliver a transplant. He only hit 70 a few times but did get the back end out a bit through junctions. They had 2 cars and bikes as well to clear the way. Must of been before the air ambulance, great to watch though one of the bikes blew up and some great shite on the roads

[saucedoctor]

^ aka "The Liver Run". Top stuff.

[spike60]

Seeing a horse and cart in Hartlepool fitted with a space saver wheel. The modern world has arrived in Hartlepool!

[dollywobbler]

Watched The Crow last night, my homage to its 20th anniversary. Which makes me feel ancient. Anyway, it has always made me grin that they use a Yugo 45A in one of the car chases!

[dugong]

It's built for economy, not speed!

[alf892]

Goodwood tickets arrived. Hotel booked.

[hairnet]

^^ this will happen in feb for me

[meshking]

It's so if you have a son who was on Grange Hill and who buys one and locks himself out, you have to go to Peugeot and ask for a Blipper plipper for your nipper Gripper.

 

You are Dr Seuss AICMFP

[saucedoctor]

Another one from Viz was discussing Cliff Richard, and his lack of sex life.

"Will Pop's Peter Pan's Knackers go pop?"

Some one off gems were "The Reverend Ramsden's Ringpiece Cathedral", "The Burrowing Church", "Victorian Father" and "Biscuits Alive".

Oh, and "Mickey's Monkey-Spunk Moped", which also ran on leopard's fanny batter.

[oman5]

I also liked "Liza minellis's spaghetti umbrelli"

[brickwall]

 

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped

 

[inconsistant]

The vibrating bum faced goats.