What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Tamworthbay]

Possible winner of shittest car ad pic ever? What was the point? Ooh look I have cleaned the car at least once. Even worse, it was the FIRST pic in the listing.

[fordperv]

Today I found my chance to clean up some future shite, fil fps dacia duster, the poor thing was covered in metal fallout causing tiny rust spots and the paint felt like braille it was also very dull, so it had a good wash and dry, clay barring to remove fallout then another wash and dry, then a little paint rectification then finally a polish and wax, I stupidly didn't take a before picture

 

 

To show the finish

 

 

Safe to say he was very pleased with it

[wuvvum]

201710-03.jpgI'd forgotten about the side windows in the loft extension being made entirely of gaffer tape on both sides. It was huge, like a bungalow on wheels.

That's a 400 not a Convoy.

[/pedant]

[wuvvum]

Going to collect my new ride in the morning!

 

 

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Bloody hell, look at the wheelbase on that thing. I bet it's an absolute twat on a twisty back road.

[Guest Hooli]

Possible winner of shittest car ad pic ever? What was the point? Ooh look I have cleaned the car at least once. Even worse, it was the FIRST pic in the listing.IMG_0680.PNG

 

Buy my car, it's so good I can't help jizzing all over it!

[strangeangel]

Bloody hell, look at the wheelbase on that thing. I bet it's an absolute twat on a twisty back road.

 

At the speeds I ride I'm very likely to never find out.

[hairnet]

Bloody hell, look at the wheelbase on that thing. I bet it's an absolute twat wheeling it out the garage

[garethj]

Something to cheer you up - LOL:

 

Last week a bloke at work bought his wife an Apple watch.  All fine and gadgety; you can do all kinds of marvellous things with it, even send text messages by talking into it which makes it cool in my book

 

Anyway, he saw the messages come up on the little screen and asked his wife why she signed off her text messages with LOL.  "It means Lots Of Love" she replied.

 

Oookaaaay

 

He explained that it didn't mean Lots Of Love, it meant Laugh Out Loud.  That's all fine until she thought back to some of the messages she had sent..

 

"Sorry to hear that your dog has died after its long illness.  LOL"

 

"My thoughts are with you on the death of your dear grandmother.  LOL"

 

[Heidel_Kakao]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-41616367/michael-fish-revisits-1987-s-great-storm

 

Michael Fish is a secret shiter. He is still driving a C reg Maestro

[5speedracer]

Father DodgeRover has qualified for an invite to the national ploughing championships, I'm assuming it's in the Ferguson class. Hopefully it will be somewhere in the middle of the country so he can attend.

Doesn't he have a trailer?

[5speedracer]

And he still maintains that he wasn’t at fault.

30th anniversary.

[DodgeRover]

Doesn't he have a trailer?

Just doesn't like towing/ driving going too far from home these days 80 miles is about the limit

[Kiltox]

Just had an offer accepted (verbally at least) on one of the properties I viewed on Friday, solicitors are doing their thing now

[DodgeRover]

Just watching a kid take their driving test for a tractor, examiner is following on foot.

 

Edit - they passed L plates removed

[hairnet]

And he still maintains that he wasn’t at fault.

he wasnt

 

it wasnt a hurricane as yon 'lady' phoned to tell him about which he said

[twosmoke300]

Just had an offer accepted (verbally at least) on one of the properties I viewed on Friday, solicitors about to go skiing for a month now

 

Ftfy

[robinmasters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-41616367/michael-fish-revisits-1987-s-great-storm

 

Michael Fish is a secret shiter. He is still driving a C reg Maestro

It's just been on again now. Made the One Show almost watchable for once.

[dollywobbler]

It's just been on again now. Made the One Show almost watchable for once.

 

IMPOSSIBLE.

[fordperv]

Popped outside on my break to get something out of my car and found this next to it

 

 

Looking at the decals for the causes supported its obviously for a charity rally

[Guest Hooli]

DaFaq?

[robinmasters]

[andy18s]

Wtf is wrong with some people....

" well,what else would I do with a mini screwdriver??"

[Kiltox]

Ftfy

Couldn’t be more true.

 

£1000 buyers incentive if you use our conveyancer sir

 

£999.99 conveyancing fees I expect

[Ghosty]

Of course they chose the worst Bond car of the lot, that doesn't even really do anything and probably hardly anyone will remember...

[panhard65]

Le Mans 2018 tickets booked and I managed to get the same campsite again but got my discount this year so even cheaper !!!!

[Heidel_Kakao]

Le Mans 2018 tickets booked and I managed to get the same campsite again but got my discount this year so even cheaper !!!!

What is this discount you speak of? I was thinking of doing the Le Mans classic for the first time next year.

[panhard65]

What is this discount you speak of? I was thinking of doing the Le Mans classic for the first time next year.

I am a member of the ACO so get a discount and advance ticket sales for the main race. I think the Classic tends to be rip off ticket agencies only but as I haven't been since the very first one I wouldn't know. I can look into it for you if you want as I am thinking about doing the classic as well next year.

 

I have just checked the ACO site and classic tickets go on sale next week

[Ghosty]

Floating about the Trafford Centre to pick up my glasses. On the way in I was passed by a van labelled ‘Selfridges & Co. Food Hall’

T reg smiley Transit, cleanest one I’ve ever seen

[eddyramrod]

Of course they chose the worst Bond car of the lot, that doesn't even really do anything and probably hardly anyone will remember...

Er, who did?  What Bond car?  Why?

[Craig the Princess]

Fitted this to the Multipla earlier (an early birthday present) to replace the really nice but broken CD player Clarion head unit.

 

 

 

A £37 Alba special from Argos.

 

Managed to fit it in about 10 minutes as the plugs were the same and it's the first time ever my daily driver has a working CD player. Actually sounds decent.