What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[gearoil]

 

GR8 4 GETTIN PULLED BY THE FUZZ

 

 

I've fancied a hearse in Mk2 Granada flavour for years, but purchasing such a vehicle would result in me living in the thing. Women eh..?! They just don't get it sometimes

[scaryoldcortina]

My wife would love a hearse. She'd be over the moon if I bought a sheddy mk2 granada corpse shifter. Unfortunatly, I wouldn't be seen dead in one.

[outlaw118]

Got Faecesbook?

think it's all for stupid people?

this won't do anything to change your mind.

http://failbook.failblog.org/

[dollywobbler]

Pollyanna on The Gadget Show. I thought Suzi Perry was hot, but this new presenter is rather pleasant on the eye. I approve.

[gearoil]

Our daughter Neve finally joined us on Wednesday night at a healthy 8lbs & 7oz

 

Everyone okay and back home this afternoon.

 

[barrett]

Congratulations sir! Hope all is well, and rather you than me an all that.

 

I'm happy cause Autoshite is back online! and I only have 3 days left at work! And i'm about to make some massive pizzas for dinner! And, going through the pile of free practical classics I found, I've read about Seth's Herald and that lovely blue RX-3 from retro rides. Good stuff guys!

[trigger]

Congrats Gearoil!, I'll be starting my second wave of IVF treatment next month so fingers crossed it be my turn in the next 10 months or so.

 

It's great to have Autoshite back BTW!

[dollywobbler]

Congrats Gearoil!, I'll be starting my second wave of IVF treatment next month so fingers crossed it be my turn in the next 10 months or so.

 

It's great to have Autoshite back BTW!

 

Should it not be Mrs Trig getting the IVF treatment?

[trigger]

I guess so, It's a joint thing, Though the wanking into a cup in the IVF clinic is an experience i wasn't hoping to go through again.

[dollywobbler]

I guess so, It's a joint thing, Though the wanking into a cup in the IVF clinic is an experience i wasn't hoping to go through again.

 

Just waltz in with some Toyota Corona brochures, flexing your knuckles. Everyone will give you the space you need.

[Vin]

I was gonna say, I hope they give you some privacy, or do they expect you to have one off the wrist in the waiting room....

 

I'm enjoying the return of AS, but I'm currently listening to an album called 'Le Pop' by Katzenjammer which is giving me big

[Timewaster]

GearOil - Congatulations! Now the real fun starts

[scaryoldcortina]

Gearoil welcome to the rollercoaster ;D

My grin today is evil (again...) I've been tidying up the yard and weigh in a load of scrap. Mostly it's heavy, dirty work only slightly alleviated by the cash at the end of it, but on my way to the weighbridge today something really funny happened.

 

My load was mostly heavy iron, but I had 6 dead autoboxes for irony alloy lashed to the bed of the truck. Autoboxes are near impossible to get all the fluid out of, you can drain all you like they still find more from somewhere, so it's messy. I still smell of ATF and I've had a bath. Anyhow, I was on a winding country road with a BMW tailgating to the point where I suspected he wanted to drive up the beavertail italian job style when we went round a sharp left bend. One of the autos puked about a pint of fluid out of its tailshaft, most of which ended up on the bonnet and windscreen of the beemer. It was white too

[Cavcraft]

Congrat's Gearoil!

[pogweasel]

Excellent work on the miniature replicant birthings.

 

I've got to go and do that cup-spunking imminently too, but for the opposite reason with bonus surgical proceedure (and a week off work).

[Parky]

The album "Sacre Bleu" by DJ Dimitri from Paris

 

A couple of my tiny shareholdings went up a lot today! Still not worth much but nice to see one element of my finances going up

 

Seeing an orange 1978 Fiat 127 at a campsite in Kent in regular use driven by a woman who looked as if she had owned it from new! I've got some spots to post at some point so I'll ensure its included.

[trigger]

I was gonna say, I hope they give you some privacy, or do they expect you to have one off the wrist in the waiting room....

 

Oh it's great, A pretty nurse gives you a cup and send you off to this little room down the corridor, In this room is a Lazy boy chair with paper towels on it, a sink, some jazz mags and a selection of soft core videos, The porn is very similar to that which was found on Channel 5 back in it early days, women rubbing each other that kind of thing, You can hear people talking and coughing in the room next door which is a put off as well as the thought that the fat bloke outside was also in this room 10 minutes ago wanking in the same chair, oh and the room has this washable floor where you can chuck a bucket of water in and sweep it down a drain, How much spunk do they expect you to have?!.

 

Then once the dirty deed is done you have to carry this cup through down the corridor and pass it to this fit nurse again to have it analyzed, It's very degrading, and even worse when it doesn't work.

 

Mind you, seeing what my wife had to go through as well was even worse.

[scaryoldcortina]

I have no experience of IVF (thankfully, by the sounds of it!) but when I had the snip, they just needed a "recent" (ie within a couple of hours) sample to check that all had gone well, and no escaped tadpoles showing. This meant I got to provide the sample in the comfort of my own home with some help from the mrs who was very happy at the prospect of never having to take the pill ever again.

[Maestroman]

Blimey Trigger, that sounds a right hassle

 

I do have a grin for once, and it's work related. Basically I'm taking on a new role within the company, nothing special, just driving vans and making local deliveries. The good news is that I should be able to go places I haven't been before and spot loads of new tat

[Negative Creep]

Found myself a job. Only for 3 weeks, but that will be enough to live on and come back to the UK shortly after. Also had a letter from the Inland Revenue stating I'd been paying too much tax for the last 2 years, so a cheque for a not-insignificant amount is now waiting to clear. With luck I can afford a car once I get back (for some reason I'm being drawn to Saabs right about now)

[chaseracer]

I guess so, It's a joint thing, Though the wanking into a cup in the IVF clinic is an experience i wasn't hoping to go through again.

 

Just waltz in with some Toyota Corona brochures, flexing your knuckles. Everyone will give you the space you need.

 

Anyone know how to get coffee and croissant off a Mac...?

[gearoil]

Thanks guys, I'm chuffed to bits. I'm at work like a burst ball but still grinning like a loon....!

 

 

Trigger / Pog - all the best.

[FredTransit]

Gearoil welcome to the rollercoaster ;D

My grin today is evil (again...) I've been tidying up the yard and weigh in a load of scrap. Mostly it's heavy, dirty work only slightly alleviated by the cash at the end of it, but on my way to the weighbridge today something really funny happened.

 

My load was mostly heavy iron, but I had 6 dead autoboxes for irony alloy lashed to the bed of the truck. Autoboxes are near impossible to get all the fluid out of, you can drain all you like they still find more from somewhere, so it's messy. I still smell of ATF and I've had a bath. Anyhow, I was on a winding country road with a BMW tailgating to the point where I suspected he wanted to drive up the beavertail italian job style when we went round a sharp left bend. One of the autos puked about a pint of fluid out of its tailshaft, most of which ended up on the bonnet and windscreen of the beemer. It was white too

 

That's classic!

 

Congrats Gearoil, nice if that's what you want, but you really couldn't pay me enough to go through that. Well maybe you could, but it would have to be in the millions and I doubt anybody would!

[Albert Ross]

It's Saturday night, I have Hobgoblin, Galaxy chocolate, the laptop, and a 10 week old kitten on my knee. Ahhhh! Life doesn't get much better.

[trigger]

And the X Factor on the box....

[155V6]

It's Saturday night, I have Hobgoblin, Galaxy chocolate, the laptop, and a 10 week old kitten on my knee. Ahhhh! Life doesn't get much better.

Pictures of the kitten would be good

[M'coli]

It's Saturday night, I have Hobgoblin, Galaxy chocolate, the laptop, and a 10 week old kitten on my knee. Ahhhh! Life doesn't get much better.

Good call: my choice is Brew Dog's Punk IPA, Cadbury Dairy Milk with crunchie, the laptop, an 18-&-a-half-year-old cat on my knee, and the prospect of picking up new-to-me autoshite on Monday. (I was going to just say new shite, but with a cat and a litter tray, that's pretty inevitable!)

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

I've recently picked up on this new forum's 'Foes' feature.

[Guest]

Wonder what happens if you add someone as a friend? I've not dared try.

[trigger]

Autoshite friend