What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Minimad5]

Well done Mr & Mrs Lobster !Hope all is well, and don't forget to teach the baby young "Shite is best" haha Mr H Sceptre, fantastic picture

[Guest]

Brilliant David, many congratulations etc etc.

[Lankytim]

Congrats on the Lobsterette!!11!

[RedSparrow]

Congrats Lobsta!

[warren t claim]

Well done!

[pbottomley]

I can see it now Autoshite 2045, Baby Lobster posts:

Only cost £328 to change a bulb not like those modern things that need to be crushed if a bulb fails...Long Live shite

[Minimad5]

haha pbottomley, what a great reply.Lets hope atleast one of the "old autoshite boys" are still around to tell everyone about the "Good Old Days"

[Minimad5]

Who needs an A-frame ?

 

 

[Tayne]

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[brammy777]

Congratulations Lobster! Im happy because I have one day left of college and then Karting (at bleedin last!) on thursday and Wheels day on Friday.

[dollywobbler]

Samba!

http://www.aronline.co.uk/t15videof.htm

[trigger]

Congrats Mr and Mrs Lobster! Glad all is well

[boobydoo]

CONGRATULATIONS!I think TAGORA is a very fine name for the wee chappie....don't you?

[RedSparrow]

This email I just got made me giggle (my surname is Newman BTW)

 

Mr Frederick Newman's Estate

 

 

Dear Newman,

 

I am Barrister Duane Peters,a legal practitioner practicing in the state of Lome in Togo.I am the family attorney to (Mr F.Newman),a national of your country.

 

Mr F.Newman died with his family in an auto accident On the 10th of november,2005.I have made several attempts to locate any of Mr Newman`s relatives,all to no avail.

 

I have contacted you to claim the estate of Mr F.Newman valued at USD $12.5 million since you bear the same name.

 

The Governing Body of the Bank has contacted me on this matter and I am yet to provide the Next of Kin to lay claims to the Fund.

 

Under a clear and legitimate agreement with you,I shall seek your consent to be presented as the next of Kin so that my late Client's Fund will not be Confiscated by the Bank and pushed into the bank treasury as unclaimed bills.

 

For the sake of Transparency on this matter,you are free to make immediate contact for further clarification and explanation on this matter.

 

I will need you also to reconfirm your full name and contact telephone number to ascertain the fact that I am dealing with the right person.

 

Upon receipt of your response i will give you the details of this transaction.

 

For details of this transaction contact ( [email protected] )

 

Note that this claim is legitimate.

 

I await your prompt response.

 

Have a Nice day.

 

Best Regards,

Duane E.Peters(Esq)

Reminded me of fonejacker.

[Minimad5]

Tell ya what made me grin today ...Bozzing around, and seing everyones reactions to Joes new "shite" .Ooh and the local spot of another Mk1 Fizzler ... but the stupid blunt who had it in his garden, was as helpful as a hole filled Durex.

[pompei]

Congrats, all you Lobsters

[Mr H Sceptre]

Just continuing the soppy 'poster's cats' theme from the other day, Clarence is asleep now, which, looking at the time, I also should be....

 

[trigger]

 

Kai agrees, I really should be in bed as well!

[ashmicro]

Had a dream last night that I was on the bus back from Belfast, and saw a brown Stanza saloon go past, with a roof sign saying "HIRST CABS"Still sniggering.

[Mike D]

I am happy after finally getting the go ahead from the insurers to get my Capri fixed. Yay!!!

[Tayne]

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[Minimad5]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrsuperpants/2149860298/Read the comments below the picture.

. Yanno what they say "Great minds think alike" .Cool little find thoughThanks for sharing

[Guest]

Had a dream last night that I was on the bus back from Belfast, and saw a brown Stanza saloon go past, with a roof sign saying "HIRST CABS"

That's just weird. Hirst Cabs don't do Belfast. Might do an airport run to Manchester (at a push).I used Vic Cabs today and have to say their standard of service was mediocre - my driver kept going on about how he once appeared on Turnabout in 1992. Plus they only had a crummy old E-reg 626. Got me there on time though!

[Mr Lobster]

Hey everyone.... thanks for all your Congrats messages. Really nice. Makes me grin even more

[Polystratus]

More congrats here !!

[Cavcraft]

KIDZ R ACE even when they're older. Struggled like a bastard to get the locking wheel nuts off the Focus, bought some special sockets from Halfords, still no go.My lad comes out, gets an old socket, twatted the fucker on and after a bit of brute force the wheel nuts came off.That's my me happy.

[Minimad5]

I thought everyone knew that trick Cav ?(Don't want that to sound harsh. Had to do it to the Audi, when "Fucking Monkey Mechanics" replaced the front bearings ... and fucked everything up... so i had to re-do there work )

[Pete-M]

Mustard mitt, I've gone through a lot of 17 and 19mm "made in China" sockets removing locking wheel nuts (from stuff I've bought....)

[peter9000uk]

After being made redundant last year, starting a new job Tuesday makes me & the bank manager smile

[Rusty Pelican]

Taking my new Beemer for a blast down the A303 , sooooooooooo much more refined than the Ashtray even though its 15 years older