What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Datsuncog]

I just love the way that Lidl automatically assumes its target demographic must be piloting absolute rammel.

 

"Here, mate, you wouldn't have a car cover for a Daewoo Espero?"

 

"Sure thing, squire - right over here."

 

"What about one for a Fiat Regata Weekend?"

 

"But of course - it's this one you'll be wanting."

 

"And a Peugeot 406?"

 

"Naah, too modern, chief. You'd need a main dealer for that."

 

 

 

 

They didn't have any of the small size in stock, but I'll bet it states that it'll fit Toyota Starlets and Fiat Unos... 

[DodgeRover]

Walking the dog round the local woods, it's silent except for us an aeroplane noise, frozen under foot and we haven't seen any other footprints. Trying to spot a deer next.

I love it I could happily live in the middle of a big wood

[paulplom]

This

 

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[Spottedlaurel]

I just love the way that Lidl automatically assumes its target demographic must be piloting absolute rammel.

 

Camry Wagon listed.....

[andy18s]

I just love the way that Lidl automatically assumes its target demographic must be piloting absolute rammel.

 

 

"Here, mate, you wouldn't have a car cover for a Daewoo Espero?"

"Sure thing, squire - right over here."

"What about one for a Fiat Regata Weekend?"

"But of course - it's this one you'll be wanting."

"And a Peugeot 406?"

"Naah, too modern, chief. You'd need a main dealer for that."

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They didn't have any of the small size in stock, but I'll bet it states that it'll fit Toyota Starlets and Fiat Unos...

Welcome to my world

[yellowperil]

Fuck me, we all need to get to France.http://flipbooks.pdfanimate.com/books/plhs/#p1

Look at lot 93.

 

There is so much want in those pages.

(Citroen auction incl concept cars)

[fordperv]

Woke up to snow this morning (not a massive amount) and have been out playing in it with the dog she gets so excited by snow, its started again now I bloody love snow

[oldcars]

I just love the way that Lidl automatically assumes its target demographic must be piloting absolute rammel.

 

"Here, mate, you wouldn't have a car cover for a Daewoo Espero?"

 

"Sure thing, squire - right over here."

 

"What about one for a Fiat Regata Weekend?"

 

"But of course - it's this one you'll be wanting."

 

"And a Peugeot 406?"

 

"Naah, too modern, chief. You'd need a main dealer for that."

 

20171125_005452.jpg

 

20171125_005556.jpg

 

20171125_005610.jpg

 

They didn't have any of the small size in stock, but I'll bet it states that it'll fit Toyota Starlets and Fiat Unos... 

Yes, the Shuma gets a mention too. 

[Eddie Honda]

Fuck me, we all need to get to France.PDF link (those animated flip-shit things can get in the sea)

Look at lot 93.

 

MY EYES! That's gopping.

[Guest Hooli]

Woke up to snow this morning (not a massive amount) and have been out playing in it with the dog she gets so excited by snow, its started again now I bloody love snow

 

I want snow

[Datsuncog]

I want snow

Not if you were planning on spending the morning doing an outdoors oil change! Fingers iz freezed.

[3VOM]

Not if you were planning on spending the morning doing an outdoors oil change! Fingers iz freezed. driving to Sheffield.

[Stanky]

 

MY EYES! That's gopping.

 

I reckon if you got a porker or two on the back row the front'd life up and the wheels would just spin.

[Guest Hooli]

 

MY EYES! That's gopping.

 

Looks better than the original, berlingu moke

[vulgalour]

 

I drove it and everything!  I'm super happy about this and totally expecting it to fart its suspension overnight.

[DodgeRover]

Has it gained a bonnet bulge that runs in the wrong direction to the engine or is it a trick of the light?

Anyway pleased for you, hopefully the princess will contain itself overnight!

[vulgalour]

Factory stying thing that.  Hangover from the concept of them having an in-line V6 and rear wheel drive originally, most likely.

[Zelandeth]

Um...somewhat childishly - having utterly handed someone in an Audi A4 their behind when I got fed up of them trying to undertake me, and responded by booting it in the Activa.

 

...they definitely weren't expecting a 20+ year old Citroen to accelerate like that.

[DodgeRover]

The king of obsolete is updating his blog again. More stuff from the winter roads

 

http://www.kingofobsolete.ca/KoO-Tracks_WEBPAGE.html

[STUNO]

My elderly neighbour has got a new car to replace his Toyota Previa, because it is too big and uses a lot of petrol. He loves the new one and drove it home some 300km's , he was quite happy with it on the hilly bits and also the fuel consumption.

 

 

All 3 cylinders of a Daihatsu Charade !

[Noel Tidybeard]

Um...somewhat childishly - having utterly handed someone in an Audi A4 their behind when I got fed up of them trying to undertake me, and responded by booting it in the Activa.

 

...they definitely weren't expecting a 20+ year old Citroen to accelerate like that.

 

substitute 3 series for Aldi A4 and £100 MG Maestro for Xantia and you get my grin all those years ago

[NorfolkNWeigh]

And I'm not even Scotchist .

Second daughter buys a Volvo, why she needs a feckin great XC90 , I have no idea. Just another 2 daughters and MrsN to convert...

[vulgalour]

Princess didn't go phhbbttt overnight and leave a great big green puddle on the drive, so that's something.

[DodgeRover]

The above description of a none farting princess makes me happy.

 

Also Yorkshire pudding cooking triumph with tea tonight.

[fordperv]

Picked up a christmas present from mrs fp today from the powdercoaters, she told me about the strut brace she bought before it went in as she was unsure on colour to have it for me

 

 

 

 

It's for my mk1 sierra as apparently according to her most of my gifts are

[Parky]

Princess didn't go phhbbttt overnight and leave a great big green puddle on the drive, so that's something.

My first thought upon reading that was Princess Anne. She had a Scimitar dont you know?

[MrDuke]

From faecesbook:

 

 

 

[eddyramrod]

Were those pics taken in 1978?

[MrDuke]

On the basis that the pictured N-reg Dolly doesn't appear to be full of wob, very likely.