What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[ashmicro]

Sky News 30 seconds ago.It was David Nutt's sacking.She didn't get the 'ing bit in before being interrupted so it sounded like David's nutsack. made me spit cider all over the table.

Kirsty Young (yumyum) did say "David Nutsacking" on Have I got News For You. I spat vod over my mobile.

[FredTransit]

Orange Ovlov's make me smile..........................

a beige transit would make you smile more.....

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

[Cavcraft]

Keeping with the feline theme these little lads and lassies are getting bigger by the day and making us smile...

 

They are just about there with walking now (though some still drag their back legs), washing themselves, fighting and meowing VERY loudly!

It'll be a shame when they go but no way are we having six kittens and four cats for keeps

[pogweasel]

Katy Perry.

[GJR 11L]

Katy Perry.

 

I had to google her and seeing this:

my first thoughts weren't related to her amusement value, so then I gave my sis-in-law a call and asked her, 'cos she's a smartarse and knows stuff.

 

Then I looked at a video involving a Kazoo......

 

Yep, the strangest ever blend of the ball-achingly funny and the hysterically erotic.

 

[Rusty Pelican]

Asha Tanna , third picture down , makes me more than grin

 

http://www.andrewtegala.net/ashatanna/feb08.html

[ChinaTom]

Asha Tanna , third picture down , makes me more than grinhttp://www.andrewtegala.net/ashatanna/feb08.html

Giggety giggety giggety GOOO. {dribbles...}

[Claypole]

The "missus" visiting for a week.

 

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee86/timothyclaypole/euro.jpg

[M'coli]

Katy Perry.

 

I had to google her and seeing this:

my first thoughts weren't related to her amusement value, so then I gave my sis-in-law a call and asked her, 'cos she's a smartarse and knows stuff.

 

Then I looked at a video involving a Kazoo......

 

Yep, the strangest ever blend of the ball-achingly funny and the hysterically erotic.

 

Am I missing something here?

[Guest]

This is all going a bit mental!

[ashmicro]

The sight of something like this:

 

 

When walking into a job. People are convinced Cisco gear works off Black Magic or something.

 

(a) This stuff is the best

( There's of loads of documentation to be had if you get stuck

© Megabucks can (and does) be charged

(d) Any posh tottie in said office thinks I'm intelligent and wants to have my babies

(e) You walk out of the place like a (well remunerated) giant

 

Non-posh tottie is usually very impressed when you take the lid off the PC box and say things like "Ah, yes" "umm, oh dear"

 

My previous training as a motor mechanic has served me well too, vis-a-vis making all the right sounds when examining a fucked system:

 

-the sharp intake of breath, followed by "you'll be lucky to get one of "

 

- the "oh Lord, WHO was at this before?"

 

etc etc.

 

Makes me Smile

[Mr H Sceptre]

Pictures of cats

One of mine, Claude (actually a girl, despite the name, long story):

 

 

Love this picture

 

[Mr H Sceptre]

Dam, they were a lot smaller than expected.

[Guest]

Vinyl.That makes me , even though I still don't quite believe that rotaiting plastic can make such detailed music.

[Mr Lobster]

Chicken wings in OK sauce. Deeeelicious.

[Cavcraft]

Going firmly against the grain here soz but football makes me smile. The team my lad plays for won 12-0 today, I got the last 15 minutes and the team we played are the nicest bunch of lads you'lll ever encounter.Great game, decent weather, nice (non-alcholic) drink with the lads afterwards, lad played very well and I set one of the goals up.That's me tired but happy.

[Richard]

Going firmly against the grain here soz but football makes me smile. The team my lad plays for won 12-0 today, I got the last 15 minutes and the team we played are the nicest bunch of lads you'lll ever encounter.Great game, decent weather, nice (non-alcholic) drink with the lads afterwards, lad played very well and I set one of the goals up.That's me tired but happy.

I can understand that, what I can't understand is being interested in the activities of a marketing company whose only connection with a town is the name and location of their head office.

[Negative Creep]

http://www.lamebook.com/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And so forth

[Mr H Sceptre]

This gag:Q Whats the difference between a kagaroo & a kangaroot?A A kargaoo is a marsupial with a pouch that jumps about & lives in Australia; a kangaroot is a Geordie stuck in a lift.Boo boom.

[OwdChina]

a kangaroot is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

LOLS

[dollywobbler]

Fantastic. Ta for that joke!

[The Liberator]

The fact that at least 50% of Autoshiters like The Fall.

[Pete-M]

[seth]

That's cheered me up on a grim day!

[pompei]

Just read MES's autobiography. Interesting but I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of him!

[Mr H Sceptre]

Just read MES's autobiography. Interesting but I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of him!

Yep, interesting book. I actually thought that MES came across slightly less grouchy than I expected. He had good things to say about Bargain Booze shops.

[OwdChina]

[barrett]

The fact that at least 50% of Autoshiters like The Fall.

Yeh thats brilliant....so...

 

....this makes me happy:

 

also this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDY5w7P-GY&feature=related

 

Also have to agree 100% with meowdchina, although i wouldn't limit it to just OSH...

[The Liberator]

....this makes me happy:

 

 

The Step Forward 7"s, 'Victoria' and 'Big New Prinz'? box sets - Top work!