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[cort16]

I've seen that video before and I did think of that when he opened the door.

[Spiny Norman]

I once jetwashed an engine. It was an old Citroen Diesel and I thought I'd get away with it.

 

 

Cost me an alternator....

[dollywobbler]

I've jetwashed several engines. Golden rules are keep the lance well away from everything to reduce the pressure, and don't aim it at anything blatantly electronic or air-intake like. Slop a load of Gunk or similar everywhere, then wash off. If you're not careful, you will fill things with water that shouldn't be filled with water, and you'll probably lose stickers as well. Don't try this with a Mini as it'll probably never start ever again. I've done door shuts too, but not interiors - at least, not while the interior was still inside the car!

[HMC]

Got rid of my supposed sensible purchase of a 2002 passat tdi, which turned out to be a sizzling turd of a car in many ways. A totally rational purchase (very unusual for me!) After a plethora of dash warning light troubles and DMF anxiety, i decided to go back to basics for my daily to sit alongside the 3.8S in the fleet. Enter a 1966 volvo amazon with a b20 transplant. Picked it up yesterday. Pleased by the simple dash with a bare minimum of sensors and warning lights!

[dollywobbler]

That looks gorgeous! Nice buy.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've jetwashed loads of motors too, no problem on diesels, (NOT new ones with a pentium processor on the inlet manifold obv) and on a pez engine i expect to have to spray the dizzy with WD afterwards, so far no serious damage done

[Spiny Norman]

That looks gorgeous! Nice buy.

 

+eleventybillion - That looks ace, Amazons are fab cars!

I used to have one, loved it.

[cobblers]

That Volvo is flipping beautiful!

 

 

I've also jetwashed dozens of engines - every t4/t5 camper I did last year got the engine covered in TFR and then a thorough jetwash, had no problems at all and the only thing I didn't aim the nozzle at was the ECU and throttle body, everything else got some hammer.

Most of the vans got the doors swung open, front seats removed and the cab mat, lower dashboard and the doorcards and headliner jetwashed too, depending on how skanky they were.

 

The seats were also TFRed and jetwashed, but they took a few weeks to properly dry and even then were a bit heavier than non-washed ones, but they came up a treat.

[Wilko220]

That Volvo looks class. Any more pics you happen to have would go down very well, I'm sure...

[barrett]

my news by proxy:

 

Spent AGES cleaning the Simca up yesterday, polishing the fuggin' chrome and everything, which is not something I ever saw myself doing. Headed to Goodwood this morning. It broke, AGAIN (after 2 days being back on the road)

 

 

This also broke (after one day!) but I used my l33t mechanix skillz to get it going again

 

Obviously haven't touched my own car at all, at least that is reliable (inasmuch that it is constantly broken)

[wuvvum]

I do like a nice Amazon. And that looks like a nice Amazon.

 

I drove down to Somerset this weekend to visit relatives. I took the Scénic, which with its fresh new rear wheel bearing is now properly useable again. It was shite. Hopelessly undergeared for the motorway (80mph satnav = 4,200rpm rev counter), gutless on hills and not even that good on pez - it managed about 38mpg on the 520-mile round trip. Heavy car + small engine + low gearing is not a good recipe for fuel efficiency. Also, I found the driving position a little uncomfortable after a couple of hundred miles, partly due to the seat not really going back far enough.

 

On the plus side, it didn't break down, and the electrics that worked when I left still worked when I got back. The trip has decided me that it's not a long-term keeper though, so it'll be going on the 'Bay at some point this month.

[Cavcraft]

WHOOSH! That Volvo is the bomb, defo into mega fit territory.

 

News? Today I'm Carltonless. The right person bought it, he's a big Carlton fan and a fellow Vauxhall lover. Missus has plans for the money (don't they all) hence the sale so maybe her crazy dream will come true. I've also knocked out shit loads of cycles this week so I nearly have enough garage space for a car again.

[trigger]

That Amazon looks GR12, I WILL get one in my life one day, and sorry to hear about the Simca Gary, what's failed this time?.

 

In other news yesterday we managed to finish the Alto head gasket!! Woo hoo!, The skim was a bit dearer them expected at £61.50, especially when you consider how tiny it is.

 

Engine bay with head removed by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

Reconditioned head being assembled by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

That's the world small exhaust manifold to the right, It all went back together pretty straight forwards and even the cambelt was self tensioning so that was simple to set up as well.

 

head fitted by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

It took a few moment for the fuel to get round but it fired up well enough and all got warm nicely, still can't find what caused the head to go in the first place as theres no leaks that I can see, I took it for a road rest on a "private test track" as it's bloody strange to drive, it's loud, rattling, feels 100 times quicker then it is and woolly but it's good fun.

 

I have made a short crap video of it running. http://www.flickr.com/photos/triggersca ... otostream/

 

I collect it next Saturday from my dad's in Colchester once it's taxed and insured so expect better photos then, Just worked out the car still only owes me £270, not bad!

[Cavcraft]

Nice one, Trig. That should be right as ninepence when you've screwed it all back together.

[trigger]

It is screwed back together Billy!

 

All fitted and finished! by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

[catsinthewelder]

Well done Sir Trig

[Guest]

Top bombing, Trig.

 

That Amazon is hot stuff. Sitting quite low for a 120 though, wonder if it's on the Lesjofers lowering springs? They take it down by 30mm or so. Much lower and you'll lose the exhaust back box in the standard location. It makes me miss mine :

 

 

Not much longer before it goes for some work. Bought a Moto Lita wheel for it the other day.

 

I'm also getting my eye in with a bit of InDesign \ Quark by mocking up some magazine covers for a Uni module. Got honky copies of both and have spent far too much time tonight pissing around with old photos in Powerpoint. Crash - downloaded fonts from CBRD and dafont, and ended up mashing up a load of nonsense with stupid in-jokes to amuse myself.

 

 

 

 

 

Etc.

[Cavcraft]

Mate, top work. I told you an AS mag would be a good idea, you should knock one up FO REEL. Obv. it'd have to be really shit looking and printed on second hand paper or something.

 

Trig: didn't realise it was back together, ace work!

[cms206]

The missus is away in to hospital for an operation today. Her health isn't good at the best of times and she's terrified she won't wake up. Not a good day so far here

[dollywobbler]

I played around with cameras yesterday and made this. I'd say I haven't yet quite reached the professional standards of say Top Gear just yet. Was interesting to do though. Might try and do one on the Merc next. Maybe I'll do that now as I can't do any work until people start getting back to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILf--isnFyQ

[trigger]

Cool little video DW, I'd like to try something like that with my cars one day, If i knew what I was doing.

 

Rather amusingly though I had Mike & the Mechanics - Slight Running playing in the background and the start of that seem to go much better with your video!

[trigger]

You also have a look of the Setright about you at times, Ian.

 

I can't see it myself...

 

[Spiny Norman]

I played around with cameras yesterday and made this.

 

Smart, love the shot of the suspension waking up.

 

The missus is away in to hospital for an operation today. Her health isn't good at the best of times and she's terrified she won't wake up. Not a good day so far here

 

Hope she's OK mate.

[dollywobbler]

Thanks. The camera was mounted right next to my head, on a sucker-mount. I've been experimenting with the Merc today so another video might follow. Lots to learn about sunlight and wobble!

 

Oh yes - forgot earlier. Hope all went well CMS. Scary stuff, even though it shouldn't be when you consider the astronomically vast number of successful operations carried out each year.

[garycox]

sorry to hear about the Simca Gary, what's failed this time?

 

Exactly the same bastard thing as last time

 

Must be the oil pump or something, hope it can be diagnosed anyway cos I can't afford to repair the engine after every journey (or part thereof).

 

The 126 is also being a twat, but hopefully it just needs the carb sorting.

[Mr Lobster]

Hope all is well with Mrs CMS.

 

I can understand the anxiety, as much as you know that general anaesthetics are performed a million times a day and are pretty much risk free, I was absolutely shitting myself when Lobster Jnr was given one, probably the most unpleasant experience I've ever been through.

 

Automotive news. Mojo vanished, cleaned the R4 but can't be arsed to do anything else. Feeling a complete lack of automotive enthusiasm at the moment.

[vulgalour]

At midnight Sunday my computer went all hot and smelly... fried the motherboard. Happily, I was due to see my technophile friend in Sheffield en route to the RR monthly meet and he happened to have the spare parts required to change my dead motherboard... and the RAM... and the soundboard because the spares weren't compatible with the stuff in my PC. On the upside, my sound quality seems much improved and, thus far, I have noticed no loss of performance.

 

In other news, I need a longer road to find out the top speed of stripey BX, an indicated 65mph was my best, just seems to run out of puff at 60mph. I'm blaming the mucky fuel filter for this at the moment because when I cleaned it out last time there was a noticable improvement in acceleration and this time I have a new filter to go in. 65mph top speed is pretty poor, even for a na diesel.

[dollywobbler]

VA - get someone to press the throttle down to the floor (with the engine off!), then check to see if you can move the throttle more under the bonnet. Sounds like it might be out of adjustment. She'll easily do 80mph - 90mph is possible but doesn't sound nice! I did once hit 100mph in an NA diesel BX.

 

I've been offered a rusty 2CV on a galvo chassis, and a spare rolling galvo chassis locally. Couldn't be better timing seeing as I need an engine and some suspension bits for my 2CV. If the 'project' isn't too bad, I might take it on as I quite fancy another 2CV. They need company.

[meshking]

Sounds good Ian - when I had two Citroen A-series, I always found that there was never a good time to spend on nice bits for one of them because the other would get jealous and break something "boring" that sucked up the cash.

[dollywobbler]

The rolling chassis is the interesting bit. Very tempting to lash some bodywork together and make my own shite kit car. I've always thought the proportions are there to make a scaled-down Land Rover 110...