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[vulgalour]

I get my updates second hand through the Princess forum, and then pass them on third hand here, you see.

[saucedoctor]

Tried a new set of alloys on the Fuckass. 18 inch Y design (not my photo). Love the look, but the ride is awful. Shame.

[mitsisigma01]

This one, if it is as described I'd say that's a good deal. Would rather have a 3 door as well

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-civic-s-1-4-/152240393497?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&nma=true&si=rZ6fH73fVulyWSeqlNNg85SMTnA%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

 

Now to sell the Rover ASAP since I don't want to take out another insurance policy and tax two cars

 

does this mean you aren't thinking about getting a puma , my mate has one that he was thinking of selling

[scaryoldcortina]

Not had a hugely successful day today.  I went and picked up the alternator for the Volvo this morning (from the courier's house, which was novel - MyHermes won't let you pick up from their depots "for health and safety reasons", even though most other couriers seem fine with it).  Got it fitted OK, but it isn't charging - although the battery light does now come on, which it hasn't for a long time now.  I tried fitting the spare regulator that came with it, but that didn't help either. 

 

The new alternator is very slightly different to the old one - it still has the same two main terminals (albeit in slightly different positions), but it also has a black (presumably earth) wire attached to another terminal that appears to be connected to the body of the alternator.  This wire goes up the sleeve with the other two wires for the regulator, but then ends abruptly in a ring terminal which I can't see where it joins on to - unless it's supposed to be earthed to the mounting clamp?  I have no fugging idea.  The existing regulator has three wires too, but the black wire disappears off down behind the headlight rather than going to the alternator.

 

I'm not sure if I've been sold a duff alternator or if there's something else wrong - there's certainly plenty of issues with the car's electrics.  I did have a HBOL for it years ago, but I have no idea where it went, and I can't find a wiring diagram anywhere online.  I really don't know a lot about charging circuits anyway - is there any means of testing an alternator whilst it's on the car using a multimeter?

 

Check the thick cable from the alt to the battery. It can't harm to put the earth lead on, but it's probably earthing through the bracket seeing as the charge light is on.

 

The other job for today was to do the coolant pipes on the MG.  They're all painted up now and ready to be fitted, but I didn't get as far as removing the old pipes because - as I failed to notice when I last looked under the car - the undertray which sits under the middle of the car (and has to be removed for the pipes to come off) is held on with 20 10mm bolts.  Fucking twenty!!  They have all proven exactly as easy to undo as you would expect from bolts that have spent 18 years hanging off the underside of an MGF.  I've got 10 out so far, and only two of them have snapped, but it's bloody slow work, especially with only my shitty Wilco ramps to get the car off the ground.  It won't be getting 20 bolts back in it when I put it back on the car, I can tell you that now.  It might get 4 if it's lucky.

That undertray can be a pita to remove, but put as many bolts back as you can because it's also the centre brace!

[Jazoli]

Tried a new set of alloys on the Fuckass. 18 inch Y design (not my photo). Love the look, but the ride is awful. Shame.photo-39671.jpg

I really like the design of these (along with the Vauxhall snowflake) but I'll sick with my 16" alloys on my Focus as the ride is very good indeed

[Kiltox]

Been blezzing around in my latest purchase today.

 

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As I've mentioned, I was recently considering buying a basic new car on the knock - top candidate (because cheap and reliable) was the Suzuki Celerio. Then I decided that since I'd never owned a miserable little Oriental shopping car before (or at least not a modern one), I would be best off trying one out second hand to see if I could live with one as my main form of transport for the next three years. Browsing ebay and this came up - it's pushing the definition of "modern" slightly at 11 years old, but it was cheap and localish so I stuck a bid on and won it.

 

It's fairly typical of one of these in that it was owned by a giffer, but quite untypical in that it's done 140,000 miles. You wouldn't know it to drive it though, and at least with that kind of mileage under its belt I can be reasonably sure that any OMGCRANKSHAFTPULLEY issues will have been long since dealt with. It's not in bad nick for the mileage either - the interior is clean, and the only thing that lets the exterior down (apart from the scuffs on the bumper corners) is that someone appears to have cleaned the bonnet with a scouring pad. Oh, and the Poundland trimz.

 

It's a 1.1 LX, which makes it quite near the top of the range - 1.1 was the biggest engine they did on these. It's got electric windows all round, remote locking and aircon, as well as the obligatory PAS. It's typical Korean in that it feels very well screwed together but the materials feel cheap. I don't generally go around fondling dashboard plastics though, so I don't really care. It buzzes along OK, in fact it's quite nippy off the line. It's not too noisy given the lack of soundproofing, and it's sensibly geared for a small car with 70 being about 3,500 revs. I haven't wound it up yet, but it'll put 90 on the clock easily enough, and still feels quite stable at that speed. It also handles better than I expected, despite a complete lack of feedback through the steering - in fact all of the controls are very light, apart from the clutch which is surprisingly heavy.

 

It's funny how when you own a car you suddenly start noticing more of them on the road - it seems to work with any car, but I've never noticed it as much as with this. These things are bloody everywhere. Perhaps due in part to the scrappage scheme... They're a good little thing to buzz about in though, I quite like it despite its relative lack of character. Unfortunately it won't be staying in the fleet long, for the simple reason that the driver's seat won't go back far enough for my dodgy right knee to be able to stretch out properly, so driving it a long distance is going to be uncomfortable.

Clutch shouldn't be heavy so I'm not sure what's going on there.

 

Class little things though and I'm interested if it goes up for sale soon

[egg]

*self promotion post*

 

Petrolblog have let me write a Mondeo post....

 

http://petrolblog.com/2016/10/mk1-ford-mondeo-the-ultimate-daily-classic/

[beko1987]

Ace read! I'd like to own a mk1 at some point, especially in the 1.8tddi flavour!

[drum]

*self promotion post*

Petrolblog have let me write a Mondeo post....

http://petrolblog.com/2016/10/mk1-ford-mondeo-the-ultimate-daily-classic/

I enjoyed your article.

I feel I should go and buy a mondeo after watching that launch video.

 

My dad bought a '93 1.8 in blue when it was quite new and it was a great car although I wasn't a fan of the centre console with its pen and coin holders.

[trigger]

Tried a new set of alloys on the Fuckass. 18 inch Y design (not my photo). Love the look, but the ride is awful. Shame.photo-39671.jpg

I had the same wheels on my old one, they ruin the ride of the car and i wouldn't give tuppence for them personally, my mums partner had the same car but with standard Ghia alloys and it was like a different car.

[holbeck]

The fleet, a last chance photo.

 

BMW set to depart to Anglia Car Auctions later in the week.

 

 

 

[Ghosty]

Re: Picanto: the new base model ones have the worst seat fabric out of any car I've experienced. It feels like it's made out of reconstituted bin bags.

[Bobthebeard]

More cashback from the Oldsmobile! Now stands at $5.20.

[reb]

 

I believe the technical term is "Fucksticks."

[dollywobbler]

Whoa! What's happened there? Has the bottom arm failed and allowed the driveshaft to come out? All looks very odd.

[320touring]

Shit dude are you ok?

[reb]

Whoa! What's happened there? Has the bottom arm failed and allowed the driveshaft to come out? All looks very odd.

Pinch bolt failed, driveshaft out of gearbox. Passing mechanic and a bunch of joiners helped me move it to the least inconvenient place, but it won't roll at all. Just had a bloke call me a wanker for breaking down. It's not even in the way anymore.

[reb]

Shit dude are you ok?

yep. Happened at very low speed. Right outside work as school was finishing, on the only way out. I'm going to be very popular.

[Kiltox]

Just had a bloke call me a wanker for breaking down. It's not even in the way anymore.

Had this before - came very close to tearing the guy's fucking head from his shoulders

[reb]

Had this before - came very close to tearing the guy's fucking head from his shoulders

The worst part is, he was along at the harbour watching as 8 of us were trying to move it to the kerb, with minimal success.

[320touring]

Pinch bolt failed, driveshaft out of gearbox. Passing mechanic and a bunch of joiners helped me move it to the least inconvenient place, but it won't roll at all. Just had a bloke call me a wanker for breaking down. It's not even in the way anymore.

bugger! glad you are ok.

[Bren]

Should have rubbed his ugly fucking phizzog in the oil.

[Bren]

Seen a 55 plate vectra elite estate, 122k with lots of history for £1500.

Only issue is it is the V6cdti.

I am interested but I dont want to be breaking it when it shits itself.

[xtriple]

Went to get the MX5 out and the battery was flat. Very flat. I worked out that it hasn't been touched for at least a couple of months, just sat there with the alarm on, so battery now here along with charger... confidence remains high...

 

So, I got the BGD out for a play instead (the MX5 isn't flaming taxed either now I think about it!) and actually took it for a decent run, 50 miles or so (which is a LOT for me!) and I am pleased to report that it functioned beautifully! Oil pressure stayed good, temperature remained correct, and, best of all, I have self fixing brakes! The judder above 50 has healed itself. No idea how but I am very glad I didn't spend a fortune on discs or having them skimmed. Could it be the new tyres? I suppose it could be that whatever was on the discs has cleaned up with use, but I am just not used to this thing healing itself without costing me hundreds of pounds... or, thousands more usually!

 

I got called a 'twat' for not giving way to a woman in a major rush even though she didn't have right of way or anything stupid like that, so I smiled and thanked her which didn't seem to cheer her up any...

 

Behaved like 'twat' as well though no one called me one (that I could hear anyway    )  major wheelspin exiting a junction in a hurry and when I got to a roundabout onto a dual carriageway, the throttle got pressed with a little more 'vigour' than usual  and lots of cars were overtaken... of course, it didn't last long as there was a lovely old couple in the outside lane doing 50 totally oblivious to all around them, but I enjoyed the short blast... the way this thing gathers speed is astonishing: one second, zero, next second (so it seems) 90 and all with no noise or (obvious) gearchanges and a complete lack of drama. It is quite addictive. The way the fuel gauge freaks out when the car is treated like this is most definitely NOT!

 

Came home, washed the wheels (brake dust is just so 'not on' for a Bentley    ) and wiped all the slobber off the sides. It is lovely now, taken a whole year to get here, but worth it... I think?

 

Note: bought on the 6th of October 2015 so more or less exactly a year.

[For Fiats Sake]

I'm not the only fan of funky seat covers then!

 

Half of the pandas I've owned split the boot and dump the oil, usually after a couple of months ownership.

[reb]

I'm not the only fan of funky seat covers then!

 

Half of the pandas I've owned split the boot and dump the oil, usually after a couple of months ownership.

Daft seat covers make the world go round!

On the plus side, the whole thing has reminded me that on the whole most people are actually good. Between the entire joinery company that helped bounce it out of the road, the passing mechanic who provided the services of his trolley jack and the few people who came to offer sympathy and "I had one of those back in the day, great little cars" etc

[beko1987]

ooof bad luck reb. you getting it bought home or gonna fix it where it is?

[Kiltox]

Was just outbid on a cheap Vel Satis on eBay - probably a stroke of luck!

[cms206]

The 850 has broken. Under repair now...

 

The Council Estate has stepped up to the plate and is doing a bit on the front line. Clearly displeased, it has started sacrificing wildlife again.

 

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[anonymous user]

Was just outbid on a cheap Vel Satis on eBay - probably a stroke of luck!

So that's what Junkman has bought for the winter