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brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Its been rebuilt twice, and has looked completely different every time.The first version of it is featured in a book i have.It was lighter in colour and had single headlamps, and looked like a 50s american custom, think 'Grease Lightening'Its been around for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggges now, looks bloody nice.Wonder what happened to Saunders six wheeled CX..........

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While I respect Mr Saunders, I think that Amazon is fucking awful.Amazons don't have the width to carry off this 'Kustom' bollocks that everyone thinks they can. They're not a bloody '53 Mercury and I wish people would realise that.They don't have a V8, so they don't sound right.Also, a lot of how a modded car looks and appears to me is actually down to the surrounding environment. You might be able to wing that in Long Beach, but in a car park in Putney when it's pissing down? Fuck off.Perhaps it's just because I was born after this hot rod craze died down, but I really don't get it. I didn't get maxxing either, and I think most originality purists are boring shits.I'll go and get me 99 Flake and top it off with some MISERY, grrrrrrrr.

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

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Looked standard but had a very very hairy 24v twin turbo lump. Blew the motor at Bruntingthorpe doing something on the hairy side of 190 mph....

Don't you mean the SCARY side of 190 :shock:
garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GINETTA-G26_W0QQitemZ330365448089

This one's pretty gruesome in white. Even though it's all the fashion now because of ipods it still reminds me of when Bonnie Tyler drove an all-white Golf cabrio in 1988 :roll: It's even got one of those popup sunroofs. Just what a homebuilt car needs is another hole in the roof

 

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Interior looks smartly done by component car standards and I still like them.

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GINETTA-G26_W0QQitemZ330365448089

This one's pretty gruesome in white. Even though it's all the fashion now because of ipods it still reminds me of when Bonnie Tyler drove an all-white Golf cabrio in 1988 :roll: It's even got one of those popup sunroofs. Just what a homebuilt car needs is another hole in the roof

 

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Interior looks smartly done by component car standards and I still like them.

Are they designed around Mk2 Fezza doors and glass?
keef Rank: Renault 16

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Is this the Landcrab you were looking for Keef?

No, the one I'm looking for is in Westcliff, is a Wolseley and has the reg RGK 608L.
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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Are they designed around Mk2 Fezza doors and glass?

Yep...
Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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This currently has me drooling with maximum wantiness.

 

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52,500 KM from new, 2.8i manual with brown cloth.

 

Unfortunately A: It's in Germany, and B: It's nearly 6000 Euro.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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hi welcome to my vauxhall astra 1.6 16v sport as u can see its been repainted with pink and blue glitter in the paint it has had angel eye headlights and rear lexus lights fitted rear spoiler has brake light in clear side indicators rear strut brace which matches the car colour has sports exhaust pipercross induction kit now here is the rest it has had a full engine rebuild about 1000 miles ago a new clutch new bottom arms anti roll bar links full new shocks and springs also new power steering rack top stut mounts 4 new tyres,new bushes all round brake pipes and flexis all been done new discs and pads new rear shoes and drums i have rebuilt this car any questions feel free to ring 07528 531017 or email me bt u wont be disapointed with this my fiancee loves this car bt wants a new project for me to do just to let u all its cash on collection and is advertised elsewhere so reserve the right to end early like i say veiwing this car is a must.just want to add this the stickers do have a few bubbles in them bt they they still look fantastic and it will be sold as seen and again u wont be dissapointed any questions feel free to ask. forgot to mention its also had a new ecu, immobiliser control unit & pick up ring so only got 1 key, but has got 2 alarms fobs, alarm does work central locking. car is used everyday and starts 1st time everytime thanks for looking.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-fiesta-mk1-spares-or-repair-1979-project-track-car_W0QQitemZ310172185185

 

This car was to be an easy to do project for me as i am not mechanically minded, so much so, that just changing the plugs was a challenge. However, i did change the plugs, and even went on to changing the points, condensor, rotor arm and cap. Now, it did run and drive lovley before i decided to do these things, as i drove it home when i bought it, but it seems not to want to start now, it seems to fire up but not start, i checked to see if petrol was comming out of what i think is the fuel pipe but non come out when i sucked it and the new plugs i put in are still dry.

 

Well you certainly can't call this guy a quitter. :lol::roll:
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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Those 1.4 Sport Fiesta are pretty rare now but man, did they rust badly.

 

My mother in law had an 87 E plate one in the early 90's when I was still in the motor trade and it needed new rear arches before it was 5/6 years old. Really badly rotten too, not just a few scabs.

 

What an abortion that kit car countach is:

 

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ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-fiesta-mk1-spares-or-repair-1979-project-track-car_W0QQitemZ310172185185

 

This car was to be an easy to do project for me as i am not mechanically minded, so much so, that just changing the plugs was a challenge. However, i did change the plugs, and even went on to changing the points, condensor, rotor arm and cap. Now, it did run and drive lovley before i decided to do these things, as i drove it home when i bought it, but it seems not to want to start now, it seems to fire up but not start, i checked to see if petrol was comming out of what i think is the fuel pipe but non come out when i sucked it and the new plugs i put in are still dry.

 

Poor sod.I can just imagine his face when he had his "I don't know what the hell I've got myself in for" moment.

 

 

Bless.

 

Well you certainly can't call this guy a quitter. :lol::roll:

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I can't remember seening a Corolla this shape before, Quite a tidy thing though.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Renault 25 Monaco with shagged H/G, Shame, i used to have a bit of a thing for these, Especially with all the leather and centre controls 8)

 

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Former Cliff Richard owned Capri 2.8i, I never knew he had such class, So why is he still single after owning this pussy magnetic?.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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With (from) near FIAT 1100B 1936 yer . In (to) state (condition) as on photos, not complete, lack of documentation,CARS to bring the POLISH.to that auction only fiat 110b 1936 yer .mor car is fiat multpila 1958 non documentation on like photo export from polish .Adler Trumpf -cabriolet 1936 yer engine 1645

Represents until vend exceptionally productive motor-car strict goodly working space Na welfare not was therein consumption much clog , whamajorities collector worry monster either door retained sie on goods fourscourse clock and lewt pieces to come to the fore suspensions , roof total. MERCEDES kubus 1960 yer

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. MERCEDES 170S 1952 YER on cheapened until renovation It CONCERNS THIS AUCTION ONLY FIAT 110B 1936 YER

BIDS INYCH AUT POWDER PARCHES TO E MAIL [email protected] and it interests car

send my ofers the car E-mail on all bede return thanks cost export plus 400 paunds for 1 car

Anyone got a spare small, yellow, leech-like fish? :shock::shock::shock:
ayrshirelad Rank: Austin Maxi

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Eh? The man from delmonti he say what??.What on earth is he meaning?Is he selling them as restoration projects.He canny be seriouse surley?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Raymanboy on heroin?

TheScrapman Rank: Austin Maxi

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I can't remember seening a Corolla this shape before, Quite a tidy thing though.

It's a KE20, must be quite a rare shape. Street Machine built one in the late 90's and fitted it with an engine from an AE86 when AE86's were £100 scrappers! It also got the AE86 struts and mk1 Celica LSD. All bolted straight in. It was a utter hoot to drive. I owned it for a few years. I believe it went to Ireland...
ChinaTom Rank: Renault 16

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Eh? The man from delmonti he say what??.What on earth is he meaning?Is he selling them as restoration projects.He canny be seriouse surley?

Pretty sure that's the quality of a freebie on-line Polish to English translator programme. I had some Chinese to English versions on trial last year, and this is very similar.
Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Remember, a Simca 1100 with swollen wheelarches and a false moustache does not a new car make...[/url]

I know that quote, Where was it from?Jalopy?
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Eh? The man from delmonti he say what??.What on earth is he meaning?Is he selling them as restoration projects.He canny be seriouse surley?

Pretty sure that's the quality of a freebie on-line Polish to English translator programme. I had some Chinese to English versions on trial last year, and this is very similar.
I would be curious to know what Polish word translates to "whamajorities" though. I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson had a second cousin once removed called JerMajorities, but I can't get any closer than that. :?
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