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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Would you make it take its trimz off or would you do it with them still on, and just not look at em.

Albert Ross Rank: Renault 16

Albert Ross

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splumph......................pass the wet wipes......................

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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********spong*********now where is that old sock :shock:

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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Imagine turning up to an event with that Sunbeam on a trailer being towed by a Tagora 8)

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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Converts to £16,000, given that it's effectively Nissan's Lotus Cortina and it looks to be in excellent condition that's probably not unreasonable.Still approximately £15.5k more than I have available, sadly...

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

whitevanman

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If that was a Mk3 I would rip his arm off.

my thoughts exactly..... :?
whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

whitevanman

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Have we had this?

 

Mr Bo11ox - turn The Weasely One green with your choice of pick-up....

 

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FUCK A DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock::shock: if thats an original conversion its mega rare, only a couple of others are know to survive.............got an article somewhere< rushes of to CVP magazine collection and starts hunting for said article>
dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-Colle ... ial_Trucks?

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Man of few words on this ad though

Ford Escort Collectors 1.8D Van MK4 1989 G Reg Red

And thats it :lol:
That's the one that went through Anglia Car Auctions on March 7 - one owner and a couple of traders...

 

Sold for £650 plus commission. Looks good at first, though the door bottoms were a bit scraggy, the passenger side door handle is broken off and the driver's seat (vinyl - mmmmmm) is falling apart.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I quite like that Escort! :oops: GR8 FOR SHOWIN CHIKZ UR BLANKIN PL8SAs for the Metro, he's got the standard disclaimer of a haynes manual on the seat, meaning "I had good intentions but the diagrams, they're all wrong man. That's why half the trim is in the footwell"

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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The idea of this fills me with utter joy.

Shame this example seems to have been reconstructed out of porridge and painted by David Blunkett using tippex fired from a super-soaker from a range of 12 yards. :roll:

 

The red avenJa above has required a change of underpants.

pbottomley Rank: BL Wedge

pbottomley

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Have we had this?

 

Mr Bo11ox - turn The Weasely One green with your choice of pick-up....

 

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FUCK A DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock::shock: if thats an original conversion its mega rare, only a couple of others are know to survive.............got an article somewhere< rushes of to CVP magazine collection and starts hunting for said article>
Pic of an advert for one here....

 

http://www.vauxhallviva.com/?page_id=2755

 

as you say shite as driven by rocking horse

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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OK, maybe disqualified from 'shite' on account of the condition, but have a look at this old van:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ESCORT-VAN-M ... 0306200865

Beautiful. I'd not be surprised if this gets towards 5-figures.

I dream about vans like that!, Stunning!,

I passed a young lad today in Ipswich being towed in a Yellow Mk1 2-Door Escort estate that looked like it had just been pulled out of his grandad's garage, I had a sex wee when i saw it!

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That is spot on, Pog..

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-TOYOTA-LPG-ESTATE-CAMRY-GL-RED_W0QQitemZ150334935196

 

Oh dear.

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...the body is no good,, under the car is rotton. he had a private plate on it few years ago. but never got a nother reg cos he told them he was scraping it... its been stud on are back ramp for 10 years,, THE CAR HAS ONLY DONE 08559 MILES ONLY FROM NEW.... will need a second shell as there is a lot of welding and is down as scrap,, ...so grab a bargain

'8559 MILES FROM NEW'

Bargain. Right.

 

 

It gets worse.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RANGE-ROVER-MK1-FIESTA-UNFINISHED-PROJECT_W0QQitemZ130295768027

Albert Ross Rank: Renault 16

Albert Ross

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MUST HAVE FIESTA 4X4!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME! Gr8 for the daily Commute/school run etc................

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