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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'd love to have to time to spend detailing a motah like that; frankly I'm more jealous of his ability to spend the time, rather that what he does with it, if you get my drift.I did once spend a total of 34 hours over the course of Thursday Friday and Saturday polishing and detailing me old Capri before a show...part of me was really proud that I had the patience to do it, and part of me though "you sad bastard..." (I was single at the time..) :oops:

Mash Rank: Renault 16

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I've half a mind to send him an email and ask him how to get my fuggin' bumpers as black as that! :P

 

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Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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blummin hek !

 

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Jesus! Even though that's bleedin miles away I'm tempted!
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Hate to say it, but as far as jizzed-up plastic heaps go, that's not such a total disasterSo the licky sticky fibreglass bilge is incredibly naff, but at least it's all be painted the same colour and to what looks like a reasonable standard, and it's all coordinating. And had more than a wheezing 1.3 to carry it all about. it's still an ugly, pointless, overpriced ballsac of an automobile like.

mirafioriman Rank: Austin Maxi

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The BMW is rare and certainly worth saving, however, the phrase requires light restoration is the funniest thing I have heard in ages! It is a total rot box and I bet the underneath is as bad as the top. :roll:

andrew e Rank: Lancia Gamma

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RE: the Doctor, 3 years ago I had an automatic car washed to death 5 exterior valeted, followed by a 2 stage (V2K bollocks or something) mop. Cost just over a ton, about the same still. Pissed over what I could achieve at home, and I was valet boy once for a main dealer!

 

http://www.clean-image.co.uk/exterior.htm#exteriorvalet

 

(no connection to them BTW might be tossers now :lol: )

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Cripes. Just when I'm starting to feel a bit 'needy' for a Horizon too. I reckon one would make a really good chugga, well at least for a year or so until the bdy fizzed to holes and the rattley tappets make you mental.

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I quite liked the look of the Hyundai until I saw the interior,GR8 4 NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING MUCH BEER BACK FROM TESCO WHEN THEY'VE GOT A SPECIAL OFFER ON :cry:

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Tesco's (well Supermarkets really) don't DO special offers on any decent beer.

 

When the day comes that they are knocking out 3 crates of Speckled Hen for £15 I really will be the most happy shopper, ever.

 

Oh, yeah, eBay right?

 

Here's a link to a load of books about 'boring old cars' that I am selling.

CLICKY CLICKY

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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Hate to say it but while that Bimmer is undoubtedly rare as hens teeth, I think it looks dreadful. Looks like some amatuers homemade, saggy arsed effort! The rear pillars taper all over the place and the fit of the tailgate isn't too clever. I can imagine that whichever coachbuilder knocked those out didn't flog many!

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I agree the arse end looks a bit droopy, looking at it though you could probably pop a trolley jack under the tow ball and jack it up till it looked better, then a few zaps with the mig to hold it.... sorted.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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Hirst-Cabs moves into executive travel sector?

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Tempted, but I just can't be bothered going to sodding London. Looks nice!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Thats bloody great, I would proper love one of those to use as a daily. Sadly theres nothing it could do, that the Volvo could not do better, apart from look KOOL so it just aint gonna happen ATM.

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What about this one Mr B?

 

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1987 Honda Ballade EX Automatic

 

You could stick a towbar on it and tow one of those really tiny and rickety looking trailers down to the garden centre, then load it up with plant pots and the likes. Then stop at the reservoir on the way back, to check the level (whilst enjoying a garibaldi).

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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AIR COOLED

I cant begin to tell you how many times my finger has hovered over the BIN button this afternoon.

mnde Rank: BL Wedge

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AIR COOLED

I cant begin to tell you how many times my finger has hovered over the BIN button this afternoon.

OMFG. Me likey likey...

 

Mark.

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