Ebay tat

[pandamonium]

Crap listing, cool car. I'm going to have a bid, but the reserve is bound to be high.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0265904363

[garycox]

Sao Penza! V V Cheap with a couple of hours left...

 

[pandamonium]

Link for the Sao Penzahttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-SAO-PENZA-RE ... 0248486808

[Mr_Bo11ox]

BLOODY HELL! Thats only 10 miles from me.

[r.welfare]

OOF! How rare is that?

 

Actually, that reminds me, I saw an Australian-spec mid-90s Ford Laser (323 based) on Friday near me. Really must try harder with keeping the camera in the car.

 

Anyway, howsaboutthisthen? Worst-looking Seville evAr - OK, the early 80s bustleback looks much worse, but that's sort-of ironically cool these days.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-cadillac-seville-12-MONTHS-MOT_W0QQitemZ300251678706

[r.welfare]

Some more for your delectation. Repeat after me: "Must save funds from sold 405, must save funds from sold 405, must save funds from sold 405..."

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-MARINA-1-8-SPECIALCOUPE-SERIES-2-LONG-MOT-RARE_W0QQitemZ300253771053

Poor zooming photos.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-Skoda-1000MB-LHD-Solid-Project-Complete-Very-Rare_W0QQitemZ170256292668

Belonging to R-Rer "spazdaguy" who is selling after 5mins, I believe Mr Bickle has made him an offer he probably won't refuse if it gets zero bids...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Volvo-244DL-1979-tax-mot_W0QQitemZ230284089616

Earth calling Torsten...come in, Torsten. Does this clarify the recent 244 headlamp debate?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-ROVER-3500-V-PLAS-RED-Project-car_W0QQitemZ160277836010

Why does everyone slap a Vitesse rear spoiler on a late V8 SD1? Leave the VDPs alone FFS.

[Torsten2001]

I really fancy the Subaru, Viva and the Penza by I'm skint!

[r.welfare]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280260141022

Lovely.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-VOLVO-144-S-BLACK-classic_W0QQitemZ150287734078

When's pre-68 again?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DATSUN-BULEBIRD-LX-1600_W0QQitemZ200250757382

Rather optomistically in the Classic section, and the fella wants £380 without a ticket, but the quintessential T12 Bluey in my book.

[pandamonium]

That caddy is cooler than the underside of the pillow. I love it!

[r.welfare]

As driven by Danny DeVito in "Twins" - what more recommendation do you want?

[r.welfare]

Big barges from the "ordinary cars" section, I often have a look at what's available within 50 miles on a Buy It Now of a grand or less, for shits & giggles.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-960-24V-AUTO-P-REG-PRICE-REDUCED-TO-SELL_W0QQitemZ190248130598

3-litre straight six 960 surely the ultimate expression of the old brick.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270269468689

I think the lad is on crack saying it was £54k new (750 money, surely?) and only has 140bhp, but 3.5 with the bulletproof straight six? Mmm.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-BMW-730I-SE-AUTO-BLACK_W0QQitemZ260279215899

This one has been on for a while, very tempting with the 3-litre straight six and dechromed trim.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-NISSAN-PRIMERA-SE-RED_W0QQitemZ330265845378

Strong money, but the definitive P10 Primera? I think so. GR8 car.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-NISSAN-PRIMERA-EZX-WHITE_W0QQitemZ200250745980

Or this, if you prefer a hatch and more sport.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-PLUS-TD-BLUE_W0QQitemZ270270387635

Cavette has a lorralove for these. Probably the only credible alternative to a 205DTurbo at the price. Perky little motors but watch that rust.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290256731096

Seems like a cheap way to look good, but what do I know?

[Milford Cubicle]

Some more for your delectation. Repeat after me: "Must save funds from sold 405, must save funds from sold 405, must save funds from sold 405..."

Did you sell it to pogweasel after all?

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-TRIUMPH-DOLO ... 0248248234

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CITROEN-DS-21-EST ... 0253855412

 

LPG'd DS Safari

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1958-AUSTIN-BLUE_ ... 0279508513

 

Seized Champ

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-A40-BLACK_ ... 0276984593

 

gr8 4 hot-roddin etc.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/x1-9-derton-for-s ... 0280505872

 

Spairs or scrap, I reckon on the latter

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-TALBOT-SAMBA ... 0287411295

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-TOYOTA-CELIC ... 0281765299

[retrogeezer]

Are you going for the Penza Mr B???I showed it to the Mrs but it didn't go down too well.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'd love it, but just do not have the space or time. I'd put in a oner and deal with shifting it if anyone fancies going halfers though!

[Guest]

£250 buy it now on this Renault 8

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-8-1108cc- ... 286.c0.m14

 

Fiat 128

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-FIAT-128-RED ... 286.c0.m14

 

Audi 80

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-AUDI-80-CD-Y ... 286.c0.m14

 

104

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-PEUGEOT-104- ... 286.c0.m14

 

58 Simca

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1958-SIMCA-ARONDE ... 286.c0.m14

 

11.000 mile Maestro (wheres father ted?)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-ROVER-MAES ... 286.c0.m14

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Fookin ell theres millions of these bastards about.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/reliant-robin-del-boy-van_W0QQitemZ220275338574

[Father Ted]

11.000 mile Maestro (wheres father ted?)

On my watch list 1600 slushmatic - nice

[Ratdat]

Wow!

[Ratdat]

edit: Beaten to it!

[Ratdat]

HOT

 

[pogweasel]

That R8 looks fabulous. Shame it's in Aberdeen, like. I imagine A-framing that home would be a mission and a half. Yugo Van is awesome for a completely different set of reasons. I am sure that would be GR8 for work, just right for impressing my clients The random application of the word 'european' is splendid. Reminds me of the disgusting Transit that my dad used to roll around in, that for some unfathomable reason had "UK & EUROPEAN COURIER" emblzoned down the side in 'comic sans' font, text that remained throughout his tenure despite it's sole use being for pootling about and not couriering items to Europe.

[Ratdat]

I'd love one of these...

 

[Ratdat]

Blimey, haven't seen one of these Wizard van conversions for years. Must make for a useless van.

 

[Ratdat]

[Ratdat]

I bet this ruined someones 'big day'

[Ratdat]

First a CX, now a merc. Is Ecto 1 the new OFAH three wheeler

 

[pogweasel]

Bit of plod and a tin of Dulux will have that Rolla back on the shite-ass wedding circuit no bother. Just park it t'other way round outside the registry office.

 

I am genuinely amazed by the number of shitty white RR's that do such service on any given saturday. Sure in the past turning up in a Roller would be quite 'special', but surely pitching up in some hand-painted old shitter that smells of damp carpets and mouse urine is hardly going to make the blushing bride feel 'special' is it? I mean a cracked-bumper Mondeo is probably better suited to the task in hand.

 

Even the higher end of the spectrum is a bit 'crap' isn't it? My mate got hitched at the weekend and they pushed the boat out a bit with a Bentley Turbo, but you coud pick one of those up for less than the price of a new Fiesta. The Porka GT3 he arrived in was schweeeet though.

 

I digress. Have an AvenJa.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Classic-Car-HILLM ... 0257160441

SEX.

[Ratdat]

Turbo!

 

[Ratdat]

998cc automatic...

I am a new driver it is just a bit too nippy for me

 

[Rocket88]

998cc automatic...

I am a new driver it is just a bit too nippy for me

:lol:Bizarrely enough, up to about 26 mph, they are quite quick, with lots of furious and fairly pointless swapping of ratios in the horrible AP box. My mum had a Metro VDP with the same box, and it was precisely 2 mpg better than a 5 litre Mercury Monarch I had at the time.................