r.welfare Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Yoghurt explosion in Rekord Aisle 4!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Viva ha saloonhttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VIVA-HA- ... dZViewItem Woof.....http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TAXI-1971-WINCHES ... dZViewItem 2 Grand viva gt http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VIVA-GT- ... dZViewItemBRAKES NOT WORKING BODY VERY RUSTY, INTERIOR POORSounds like hiab fodder to me No reserve escort-mint http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Extremely-Mint-19 ... dZViewItem This is a hell of a price-but I do love these http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-HONDA-PRELUD ... dZViewItem ooooooohhhhhhhhh-kleenex please http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-LANCIA-BETA- ... dZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greenvanman Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Is it that sad in donny that this is good business http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-PART ... dZViewItemTHIS IS A CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE REAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A LIMOUSINE.Have you seen the kwality of the 'conversion' FFS? The scabby 'L'-reg Ford Transit Ambulance. Defining new standards in limousine comfort levels. Pure class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died). The security guys and porters etc would simply laugh in your face! And tell you to f##k right off. I'd love to see a few snaps of happy customers who'd had use of this on their special night out! At least it will run on cooking oil I suppose. The absolute pits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Dodgy seller with shonky chipfat wagon for sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 You has bidz Welf. GR8 4 work shenanigans. (Credit crunch = gr8 for an excuse to run old shit!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 OH, IS DAT U MUTHA?Cheers chap. Tea & biscuit (& no shonky value stuff, I'm talking Jaffa cakes) for winning Autoshite biddas! Just bunged in a load of Redex as well so I will nail the nads off it tonight to give it a good I-talian tune-up. 'Tis a good car, just not being used and new baby = no time for RW to work on old motors.Guess what? My old friend "spazdaguy" from R-R is interested too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died). The security guys and porters etc would simply laugh in your face! And tell you to f##k right off. I'd love to see a few snaps of happy customers who'd had use of this on their special night out! At least it will run on cooking oil I suppose. The absolute pits!A 2.9 V6 Cologne lump running on cooking oil? Tell me more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died).I think it's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen for sale on eBay, the grimness of the interior is brilliant. Seems like the entire Party Limo entertainment comprises of a 14" TV, an in-car CD player and one of those fun house mirrors. And probably trying to avoid protruding woodscrews. On another note, what is it with the sort of people who hire wacky limos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 whoever 'built' it obviously had some left over MDF and a love of the jigsaw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 The one (or is it two) on the left look like they're about to throw up.................I live up here, and have never seen it....you want me to go round and measure it up for the forum purchasing department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Pogweasel where are you sir!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Viva-HA- ... dZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-AUSTIN-AMBAS ... dZViewItem http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XszJ7fFFHr0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-AUSTIN-AMBASSADOR-1-7L-GREEN-GREY_W0QQitemZ230286006281QQihZ013QQcategoryZ29753QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XszJ7fFFHr0 YEAH!Someone get this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicsmith Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-AUSTIN-AMBASSADOR-1-7L-GREEN-GREY_W0QQitemZ230286006281QQihZ013QQcategoryZ29753QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XszJ7fFFHr0 If you click the 2nd and last pics of this listing in rapid succession you can make a sort of fun animation of the headlights flashing on and off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I tried it and I didn't think it was very fun at all. Superbly shite though, a 1.7L with an anti-static strip, what appear to be "Ring" spotlamps, dreadful seat covers and a clothes prop to keep the boot open.Looks a bit more crispy than I'd like though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I tried it and I didn't think it was very fun at all. Superbly shite though, a 1.7L with an anti-static strip, what appear to be "Ring" spotlamps, dreadful seat covers and a clothes prop to keep the boot open. Looks a bit more crispy than I'd like though.Wow they do still exist Quality Anti Static Strip, very retro brings back memories of an old guy who had one on his princess that used to stop in the street and give me polo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 DIGIDASH SIGHTED 1984 Suzuki SA310 GL To the Hirstmobile! (Fray Bentos pie spins into the screen and back out again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Surely the smallest, cheapest, most pointless car to be so equipped (although the "square" early 80s Camry runs it close in the latter category). An option on the SA310 that completely ran under my radar. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 The Camry is a fullsize executive car though, I think it easily merits a digidash.If I had my own way, all cars would have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Is it that sad in donny that this is good business http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-PART ... dZViewItemTHIS IS A CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE REAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A LIMOUSINE.I was having a shit morning at work the other day and I have to say I almost fell of my chair LOL-ing at this P.O.S. What a wonderful thing to brighten up my day Imagine if you got their brochure with stretch Lincolns in it and didn't read the small print and this turned up. Mind you the slappers would probably still go in it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Not ebay-butSubaru http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C43857 Hey torst-got cash?http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C52908 Low miles minxhttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C56513 Maxi http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C48353 Love this-except the pricehttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C32523 Wheres the puke emotion http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C39856 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That Subaru is amazing, the bog-spec saloons seem to be the rarest.The Dolomite pick-up looks alright to me - maybe if the rear window lost its rake it'd look a bit less odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 The Dolomite pick-up looks alright to me - maybe if the rear window lost its rake it'd look a bit less odd.It just looks shite to me-rear door shut line was just lazy too Just needs semtex to finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 £100 Vivahttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C51086 72 BMW 3.0http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C52980 Ex post office 1.5 diesel J4http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C53601 Superminxhttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C52894 Fiat 128 3p- is that the price?http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C50699 Fuegohttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C49361 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Not ebay-butSubaru http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C43857I made enquiries about that one, it's very cheap but I can't justify transporting it. Anyone in the area fancy getting stuck in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I've got a strange attraction to these old Range Rovers. The attraction probably wouldn't last long as:(a) these things most likely rust like an old Fiat/Alfa Romeo( the 4.0 petrol engine would have me in the poorhouse within a week. http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0287812287 This should be slightly more affordable to run... http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0256608489 Shitey fun for all the family http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0279511305 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Not bad for £650! I like these Maxi-2's, whth BL's ever-so-mild eightiesisation of the car with black bumpers and new steering wheel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Bitter ebay fiesta ownerI have emailed him and told him not to be such a fool and get some legal advice and involve the SMMT before he does what I did with a certain Nissan dealer - park my car locked up on his forecourt with a bloody big sign in the front window detailing what was wrong with it and get a mate with a decent looking camera to come down and fire off some photos of the car and the showroom - dealer asked him WTF he was doing and he said he was covering a story about a dodgy motor sold by the dealership and did they want to comment?Money back for car about 30 minutes later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Bitter ebay fiesta ownerI think your URL was too long. On eBay listings you only need to copy up to the end of the item number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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