Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-325I-Great-en ... dZViewItemGotta love E30's 325 too http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Citroen-Dyane-2CV ... dZViewItemA dyane bonus tripod and cf in pic for extra points http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-TALBOT-SAMBA ... dZViewItemSamba Rallye http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VIDEO-CHRYSLER-LE ... dZViewItemNot again!!! Now with video too (rayman boy) Woo!!! Early 144s http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-VOLVO-144-S- ... dZViewItem Joke shop plastic turdhttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-RELIANT-SCIM ... dZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Just watched the vid on the Le Baron. What the f**k is that noise???The man in need of assistance.He's what my mother would call "special needs".I want that R4 in the earlier post, but I fear the wife may disembowel me.With a very blunt instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 £450 Grandad Mk2 (crap photos) No V5, No Keys, No feedback - but its genuine (Honest) DAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Mine (Yes, I have had a bid - well I had to, it would have been rude not to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SR-I-RED-WITH-ONLY-69-000-MILES_W0QQitemZ250287322494 THIS CAR IS A VERY RARE CAR I HAVE PROBABLY ONLY SEEN ONE IN MY LIFE WHICH IS THIS ONE BECAUSE IT IS A SRII guess you must only have been alive for 5 years or so then. THIS WOULD BE A IDEAL CAR FOR A VAUXHALL EUPHUIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-CORTINA-BASED-KIT-CARs-delkit-camino-x2_W0QQitemZ290255749910 What a shitter. it also as a ford pinto engine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jeff Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Is it just me, or does nobody ever sell complete kit cars on eBay? Just ones that are half-finished, half-arsed and worth less than nothing?That is hideous by the way. WOULD MAKE GR8 OVERSIZED MINI-MARCOS REPLICA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 only 9 madeThank goodness for that Who on earth designed all these shitboxes in the 70s and 80s and thought they could do better than multi-million pound car corporations?I admire anyone wanting to build their own car from a kit, it must be a great sense of achivement but why buy one that looks so pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I love some of these bumhouse kit cars from the 1980's. Many of them are just so shockingly shit theres hours of entertainment to be had, not only from the abysmal 'styling' and piss poor mechanical bits (you cant say engineering), but the laughably crummy way many of them are self-tappered together. That 'Jeep' at the Bubble car museum had me laughing out loud at its overall wankness, evident in every single feature of its design and assembly. What a shitbox! Also I love to see a 20+ year old fibreglass 'car' that has never yet made it as far as the open road! Sends me off daydreaming about the number of times its been trailered or A-framed from one dingy backyard to another in the pissing rain, sat in a few times by some fat greebo making revving noises then left under a pile of kids toys and broken tellys making even more star cracks in its washed out pastel-coloured GRP gelcoat before ending up back in 'Loot' or on ebay awaiting the next round of hopeful unemployed tyre kickers.Equally, if someone perseveres and manages to get one completed to a decent standard, then thats a pretty fascinating car in its own right cos its probably gonne be pretty much unique innit even if it has got a gasping 1200 beetle engine or some such peanut roaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 That 'Jeep' at the Bubble car museum had me laughing out loud at its overall wankness, evident in every single feature of its design and assembly. What a shitbox!It was quite something, I seem to recall it had exterior door hinges, of the sort you'd use on an interior door. In a house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 It sure did, they looked like the ones from an old advert i remember in practical motorist for '3-in-1 oil', proper B&Q mild steel cupboard door hinges self-tappered straight into the fibreglass then left to go rusty! Brilliant! You just could not make a more half-arsed effort to hang a set of car doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 'I am a Vauxhall euphuist' sounds like a pretty good bumper sticker to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 'I am a Vauxhall euphuist' sounds like a pretty good bumper sticker to me.Sounds like something you could get arrested and deported to the colonies for to me! More kit car shit - Like this mini Metro dressed up to look like an Audi TT - just imagine being blown into the weeds from the lights by every man and his dog in anything over 1400cc? And - Hells Teeth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 ZOMFG- not the bay, but this is really really winking at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Thats pretty cool. Granny_Bo11ox has an F-reg 950 fiesta Mk 2, its white and has kosher ford wheeltrims and radio, only about 50k on it too. front wing-valance joins are a bit crispy though and it has a dint in the door. She gave up driving years ago but Fatha_Bo11ox keeps it T+T'd for days when the Lancia has a problem (i.e most days). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MORRIS-Vin ... 0248470127 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TAXI-SPORTS-COUPE ... 0269301076 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-PANTHER-WHIT ... 0276660251 These things are god-awful, why are they worth so much? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-CITROEN-XM-T ... 0291650518 Mmm, these early XMs are lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxustaxus Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Love the white Audi....no more cars for me though. Hillman Hunter GLS, sad to see this one for sale, the bloke was doing it up and has an internet site for the work done so far. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-HILLMAN-HUNTER-GLS-1725-HOLBAY-ENGINE_W0QQitemZ300253333623QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300253333623&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 http://i17.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/07/cb/229e_1.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Triumph 2000. Has cat http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-TRIUMPH-2000 ... dZViewItem Rough landy. I love these ebayers who blank out the reg numberhttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LAND-ROVER-S2A-88 ... dZViewItemAnd forget to blank it out in the next Stood 14 yearshttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ANGLIA-SUPER ... dZViewItemNEVER SMOKED IN ASHTRAY LIKE NEW!!!So thats ok then Civic http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-HONDA-CIVIC- ... dZViewItem Is it that sad in donny that this is good business http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-PART ... dZViewItemTHIS IS A CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE REAR HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A LIMOUSINE. Ideal onslow replica http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CORTINA_W0QQ ... dZViewItem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TAXI-SPORTS-COUPE_W0QQitemZ270269301076 That is OFF DA HOOK man. I would have no hesitation in buying that, driving down to my local branch of Arctic Hot Tubs, and having a jacuzzi installed in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TAXI-SPORTS-COUPE_W0QQitemZ270269301076 Someone's been watching Chop Shop: London Garage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 The eBay taxi is mega cool, the Chop Shop one just looks crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-AUDI-V8-AUTO-BLACK_W0QQitemZ260277862232 This particular one was originally owned by the Genesis keyboard plater, Anthony Banks.GR8 4 DRAG RACIN PHIL COLLINS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-CORTINA-BASED-KIT-CARs-delkit-camino-x2_W0QQitemZ290255749910 quote]it also as a ford pinto engine Which should be dropped on it from a great height.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jeff Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INCREDIBLE-1974-H ... 286.c0.m14 I do like Imps, and I'm sure this is a superb example. But does the listing really need an essay of Biblical proportions to describe it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INCREDIBLE-1974-HILLMAN-SUPER-IMP-GENUINE-15-000-MILES_W0QQitemZ200249839809QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200249839809&_trkparms=39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A7|240%3A1308&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 I do like Imps, and I'm sure this is a superb example. But does the listing really need an essay of Biblical proportions to describe it?Yoghurt spilled. This is indeed superb, its spare tyre looks like a crossply!!! They'll all need changing to be able to use the car properly, I had old tyres on my first Imp, couldn't get the car to stop in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 EARTH CALLING WELFARE.... COMNE IN WELFARE.... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-OPEL-REKORD-BER-S-AUTO-GREY_W0QQitemZ280259977506 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Shitting nora, that Rekord is class in a glass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Hey pog, did you get that Marina van then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 No :(Not having a very jolly time, automotively speaking. (More in that later), Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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