Who has/what is the most undesirable car on here?

[xtriple]

As in: no fucker wants it even if you are giving it away.

 

I reckon my Kia is in with a shout as I offered it to my son for Christmas for his commute and he knocked it back! Didn't want it even at zero pounds.  It is a Magentis MK2 V6 (2.7) auto with cruise and leather and electric seats and climate control and... and ...  well specced indeed.

 

No point in looking up prices as they were so popular new it took 3 years for Kia to sell 60 of them and I bet 59 of those were sold to dealerships as demo's! So I reckon I over-paid by about 100 percent and I would struggle to get rid of it even to the local scrappy if I did want rid... which I don't, particularly.

 

Well I do really but it seems I'm stuck with it!

 

 

So what else on here is worthless?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please note, my sons commute is quite long (about 60 miles) and he is currently doing it in a Nissan which he prefers to my luxury Kia. His Nissan does 13 mpg at best!

[oldcars]

Sure some poor chap had a Colt he could even get rid of in a raffle.

[mercrocker]

Desirability is only the sum of timing and price.    Plenty of love on here for a Magentis, I would imagine.   

[gordonbennet]

Nothing wrong with them big Kias, well to us normalish bods here, the rest of the country's stuck in a bloody fashion timewarp where it's got to be cool innit, if some hero or meeja worshipped celeb bought one and called it retro they'd be beating your bloody door down to buy it.

 

My Mrs Outback is the phase one H6 circa 2002, no bugger likes them either, which is fine hence it was buttons to buy and no one wants to nick it.

[HillmanImp]

Anything Pete-M tries to sell for some reason.

[Junkman]

This:

 

 

 

This forum etc etc applies.

[sierraman]

A 2003 Daewoo Leganza V6. £400 rfl and fuck all possible reason you'd want one.

[406V6]

Brand new BMW 1-series with black leather seats and rock hard sports suspension on finance ?

 

Or an Aldi A4 in silver with black everything inside and an even harder sports suspension ?

[Ghosty]

I'm sure no fucker would want our A4 if it came up for sale.

[Jim Bell]

I'm sure no fucker would want our A4 if it came up for sale.

£50.

[tooSavvy]

Anything totally unrelable + 100% FTP gamble.

 

Doesn't matter what...

 

 

TS

[Junkman]

Eggsbox.

 

FTFY

[Tamworthbay]

FTFY

broken?

[They_all_do_that_sir]

 

I literally couldn't give this away. Eventually my brother in law borrowed it and it had FTP shortly afterwards. It's registered in his name however he probably wants it shifted. As the MOT is expiring shortly I'd imagine it's off over the bridge

 

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[Supernaut]

My xantia, every time I try to sell it. Also tayne's BMW 330.

[bigstraight6]

I have the utter shame of an 02 plate Polo TDI, the oldest daily driver vehicle on the estate we live on. People on said estate look down their noses as I go clacking past but I have the smug satisfaction of knowing I'm not financed upto the eyeballs like they are just to have very new vehicles sat on the drive....

[Junkman]

Who did that? It's brilliant!

 

Our utterly talented Mr Conelrad.

 

When I eventually had to call the roffle off due to no tickets selling, he did this:

 

[Tamworthbay]

Definitely early 2000's Clio or Peugeot 206. No redeeming features and loads still being driven to death on the road.

I like clios......

[Junkman]

 

I literally couldn't give this away. Eventually my brother in law borrowed it and it had FTP shortly afterwards.

 

So this would have happened to anyone buying it, which makes it all the more a shame it didn't sell,

since we all could have participated in the hilarity.

[Junkman]

I like clios......

 

You mean clits.

[They_all_do_that_sir]

So this would have happened to anyone buying it, which makes it all the more a shame it didn't sell,

since we all could have participated in the hilarity.

I'm glad it didn't sell as some poor sod would have been stuck with the bastard thing, either that or they would have come back to headbutt me in the face or something.

 

If I had space I'd use it as a shed or something.

 

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[Tamworthbay]

You mean clits.

nah, 4x4s are clits, because every cunts got one

[Guest Hooli]

Anything totally unrelable + 100% FTP gamble.

 

Doesn't matter what...

 

 

TS

 

 

Funny, I was going to say my early goona2 with non-opening doors, short MOT & excessive dentage must be in with a shout

[Dick Cheeseburger]

You mean Nicole.

Nicole likes Clios. Maybe.

 

[Kiltox]

Renault

Laguna

2.2

DCI

Automatic

Initiale

 

Checkmate.

[Skizzer]

I'm sure no fucker would want our A4 if it came up for sale.

 

£50.

 

£51.

[UltraWomble]

Ive got an Almera that really does stink of piss when it rains ( something to do with the damp ingress I think)

 

Ive also got a Baotian Scooter which is as desirable as a dose of crabs.

[chaseracer]

...I would struggle to get rid of it even to the local scrappy if I did want rid...

 

Me, sir!  Over here, sir! 

[SiC]

Definitely early 2000's Clio or Peugeot 206. No redeeming features and loads still being driven to death on the road.

I'd dig an early 2000s Clio. Cheap to run, decent drive and still look modern and sharp. (Helps that I had one in 2003 as my first car).

 

Infact I'm now on the official look-out for one for my wife's grandmother. Either that or a Corsa C. However they're more expensive than a Clio, despite being no better (actually unless serviced on the button, more of a liability).

 

Might have to have a trip to Cannock in the new year. Always a plentiful selection of cheap small cars - especially Clios.

[Bren]

Diesel vectra. The only reason anybody would want it would be out of pity.