what waz i doing,but hey it was free.......

[theshadow]

pictures later,..... :-D :-D

[The Moog]

On the fourth day of Christmas, the shadow brought to me...

 

Four different air fresheners,

three poundland wheel trims

two national trust stickers

and a partridge (drawing of a cock) in the glove box.

[AMC Rebel]

My Mondeo had most of those -

 

Air fresheners - about a million

Front and Rear National Trust Stickers (2015 and 2016)

And a "Best of Smokie" CD in the Stereo 

[smellypoo]

pictures later,..... :-D :-D

 

The stuff you get for free/insanely cheap often leaves me jealous. And occasionally aroused.

 

Watching with interest.

[egg]

My guess is Mk1 Goona!

[sierraman]

My Mondeo had most of those -

 

Air fresheners - about a million

Front and Rear National Trust Stickers (2015 and 2016)

And a "Best of Smokie" CD in the Stereo

The National Trust Stickers mean you can park for free at the attractions. Smokie are fucking shit though I think you'll concede.

[sporty-shite]

I think I'm going to start following The Shadow around Bolton, offering £5 more then he does!!

 

Also: waiting with baited breath........

[theshadow]

well here in all its glory,well was in pub heard a old chap was getting rid,so i soon got chatting,and hour later,drove home with on free car,seems to have sprayed abit all over,got out the tyre black paint, painted over the black bumper strips,front and back,cheap service kit from euro ,more to follow,got to pick someone up from hospital,

[sporty-shite]

Dear God, that's awful. Does Cavcraft know he has competition?

[rantingYoof]

If someone had shown Mr Benz all those years ago what his creation would end up producing in the year 2016, he'd have fucked it off before you could say 'show us yer shins'.

 

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[Supernaut]

Fucking hell!

 

I actually burst out laughing looking at those photos!

If anybody asks "Is there anything more miserable than a Matiz?" we can now say "Yes! A badly-painted one with 3 alloys and 1 steelie!"

That "No Limits" sticker on the back needs modifying too. Perhaps add "to the misery" at the end of it?

 

 

 

 

Also, at the price you paid, I think you were ripped off.

[Jams]

Omg!! Straight on to citizens advice and shouting SOGA to said old Giffa in pub!!

[richardthestag]

outstanding bombing old chap

 

There must be a calendar pic in there someplace, like parked up outside a posh restaurant or a BMW stealership

[Dave_Q]

Finally, theshadow reveals his secret...

 

was in pub

 

Offer highly drunk people £30 or less for their car.

[beko1987]

That is so shit that's brilliant! That's not back to black, that's spray paint!

 

Still for free, you can't complain!

[Cavcraft]

You know, those doubting Thomases, nay-sayers and aethiests are so, so wrong. There is a God out there, and he's bought us a Daewoo that looks like it's been coloured in with Windows 3.0 'Paint' in 1990.

[Supernaut]

I love how the front of the Matiz always makes it look like it's making a   face.

 

Actually, no. It looks more like a bemused frog or newt.

[Bren]

Is there a shortage of masking tape in Bolton?

[smellypoo]

The stuff you get for free/insanely cheap often leaves me jealous. And occasionally aroused.

 

Watching with interest.

I take it back, I couldn't display any less arousal if I were a eunuch. Even death makes you go stiff eventually.

[sporty-shite]

 There is a God out there, and he's bought us a Daewoo that looks like it's been coloured in with Windows 3.0 'Paint' in 1990.

 

He is not The Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

[Supernaut]

Considering how rancid it looks, the MOT history is surprisingly clean!

[Jim Bell]

1/10.

[Jim Bell]

Dont fret about the silver overspray, the black overspray will cover it up.

[OwdChina]

LoLs

Jeez that's grim. Aint seen owt quite that awful for awhile.

[stubeedoo]

That is terrible! Well done.

[eddyramrod]

If you look up Disaster in the dictionary, there's a picture of that.  Perfect Autoshite, well done.  I wonder if it would Roffle at a quid a pop?

[Jim Bell]

Did you mean 28p a pop.

[cort16]

If he raffled it he'd have to give us all £1 each.

[Split_Pin]

That's quite an early example I think.

 

And it doesn't matter about the overspray - FIXED IS FIXED.

[bigstraight6]

That's as rough as it gets, what's the plan for this delightful vehicle?