Sold BMW 318. *Drawing NOW*

[Jim Bell]

I'm feeling a lot of negative waves flow through this thread baby.

Theres a few positive voices in a sea of these negative waves man.

 

I might have to start up some kind of website where enthusiasts of the uncool and the unloved can congregate and celebrate the mundane and underwhelming.

 

Because some of you guys man, some of you guuuuuys.

[greengartside]

In all seriousness, it's pretty cool and it's got cruise control and other toys on it too. I wouldn't mind cruising in this.

[Parky]

No negative intentions from me, it looks good for the wedge! Love the fact it was preserved for safe keeping under leaves, could tree detritus be the new alternative to a carport?

 

Might use that in my next insurance renewal. "Where is your car kept at night?"

 

Street

Driveway

Garage

Pile of Leaves

 

(Please select one)

[Jim Bell]

Its easy to Cedar funny side. It might turn out to be Oak-ay for the the money, we'll have to see how the MOT pans out.  I'm sure it'll be more Poplar if it passes.  I'm remaining positive as I respect my Elder and its nice to see the old man getting enthusiastic about a car again, even if it does need a Spruce up.

[Fabergé Greggs]

Yeah! Simmer down beeches.

[Parky]

BMW Tree Series.

[Jim Bell]

BMW Tree Series.

Winner

[HMC]

Great find. Unlike some of these those arches havent biodegraded despite sitting in its own compost heap.

 

Id be tempted to attack it with the pressure washer, scenesters would leaf it like it is.

[drum]

Get one of these and go stealth mode

 

[cort16]

what about all the squirrels you made homeless you barstard?

 

[cort16]

[cort16]

[garethj]

Do tell me what a 332i is.

I think it's a 330i but the cylinder boring tool has worn a bit.

[robinmasters]

Did you deciduous going to keep it? 

[DeeJay]

You'll soon be syc-a-more puns, but fir enough I think you've not been taken for a sap and got a bargain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I suggested ages ago there should be a "Groan" button.

[vulgalour]

These BMWs aren't Poplar at all, you're thinking of 90s Escorts there.

[overrun]

Do tell me what a 332i is.

It's a 328i. I wrote that with rain water all over the phone screen.

[Jazoli]

Conor informed me today that a mate of his cannot sell an E46 332i with long test, coilovers and an LSD for £400.

 

ENJOY!

Tell me more

[Slartibartfast]

Did you deciduous going keep it? 

You need to go and think about what you did.

[Lacquer Peel]

Whitebeamer. That doesn't make any sense, I'm shitka at puns.

[Richard]

VOTE LEAVE.

[mercrocker]

One thing is for sure....It's green now but it will soon be brown....

[Jim Bell]

Oi tink de tree series moight be goin for a feedle today.

[vaughant]

Their good cars and although not the most exciting thing on the road that looks straight enough and parts are plentiful/cheap. £750/800 car with a mot no problem.

The 328 probably isn't selling due to being considered a thirsty beast and modded I suspect badly at the price? Plus these have been around since 1998 so could be a tad older?

[songsaboutmycat]

Do tell me what a 332i is.

Its a 328 viewed over a very poor internet connection. 

 

Not sure why you'd want a mild-dew and pov speck E46 as per the Ops original post tho. 

[Jim Bell]

Not sure why you'd want a mild-dew and pov speck E46 as per the Ops original post tho.

Precisely because its what nobody else wants?

 

Rehome a dog, pick the sad one at the back that looks like its next for the needle.

I wouldnt expect everyone to see value beyond the financial in a car like this but I'm glad theres still people in the world prepared to have a go at saving something everyone else would just scrap or dismiss.

 

Not for everyone I'm sure. Its certainly not going to impress anyone or win any races or rise in value but its lifting the spirits of a tired old fella and causing a few smiles.

[songsaboutmycat]

Precisely because its what nobody else wants?

 

Rehome a dog, pick the sad one at the back that looks like its next for the needle.

I wouldnt expect everyone to see value beyond the financial in a car like this but I'm glad theres still people in the world prepared to have a go at saving something everyone else would just scrap or dismiss.

 

Not for everyone I'm sure. Its certainly not going to impress anyone or win any races or rise in value but its lifting the spirits of a tired old fella and causing a few smiles.

 

 

wouldnt a corsa be better value for money? I mean, theyre collectors items now

[Jim Bell]

Definitely.

[songsaboutmycat]

Definitely.

 

no airbag lights or asshole fan clubs for vauxhall corsa's kid. 

 

bt u do what u gotta do 

[Jim Bell]

Whats an asshole fan club?