songsaboutmycat Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Definitely. no airbag lights or asshole fan clubs for vauxhall corsa's kid. bt u do what u gotta do songsaboutmycat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 Whats an asshole fan club? Ditchfinder General and songsaboutmycat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songsaboutmycat Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Whats an asshole fan club? for pendantic people n people who own bmws bt otherwise wateva floats ur boat, im not gnna judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I've had 3 of these. I bought them all on the same day . V reg red 318i - Brilliant car I used for a my daily for a bit. Not fast but good all around. Would buy again. X reg 316i auto - 1 owner from new who was blind and never serviced it. New wings fitted and had full giffer JRG with caramac interior. Drove lovely after a new MAF was fitted and an engine flush and oil changed stop the oil light flashing. Sold it to my mates 82 year old grand dad who sharked me on the deal. 52 plate "golden goose" 320d with a new turbo, which failed to run correctly and made horrible wirring noises for a bit. Spent ages tinkering, 1 miles from the house it blew up and wouldn't start again. I sold it to a local lad who had it running a month or so later but I've never been able to bring myself to ask what was wrong. All of them had the airbag light on. Not discouraged I bought a 520i, which finally put me off BMW's for ever. Here they are best to worst. 1 by cort16, on Flickr IMG_1107 by cort16, on Flickr IMG_1113 by cort16, on Flickr IMG_1069 by cort16, on Flickr Jim Bell, RayMK, Lord Sterling and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 WW. Don't listen to the miserable buggers, it's just jealousy. (Watch the rush for tickets in a few days when you call Roffle.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Whats an asshole fan club? I was about to suggest you Google it, thought better of the idea immediately. Lacquer Peel, saucedoctor, Richard and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songsaboutmycat Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I was about to suggest you Google it, thought better of the idea immediately. nt my bag sir. but wateve makes u happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 TooSavvy, can you translate please? songsaboutmycat, Al Bundy and overrun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songsaboutmycat Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 i likke proytonz Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I'm confused. I think toosavvy has lost the competition though. Love the BMW either way. I wouldn't mind trying one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songsaboutmycat Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1.5 proton wel quicker than that bmw shed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I suspects that songsaboutmycat is actually another poster in disguise* doing the subtle* trolling. spike60, The Moog and tonedepear 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The thought crossed my mind. Too suspicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Love the BMW either way. I wouldn't mind trying one.Yo Bubz. I did offer you to try my e46 but you didn't like it because (understandably) you found it too claustrophobic I seem to recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I drove a 530 manual (2002 flavour) and the weird driving angle put me off - you seemed to be orientated differently to the pedals, or something. Or maybe the one I drove was catastrophically fucked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 When i first came on AS I liked the way every vehicle and everybody was accepted with irreverent good humour regardless of what they it were, there was little genuine negativity but even without our departed troll this seems to be changing a little. Not for the better in my eyes. So what if it's not your bag? If we all liked the same stuff it would be just yet another car forum. Jim Bell, scruff, bangernomics and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 If we all liked the same stuff it would be just yet another car forum.Wise words indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 For what it's worth I APPROVE the rescue of a low spec 4-banger BMW from under some leaves. I've just spent the purchase price of this car on a set of tyres and a few other bits for my Subaru - who got the best deal, the man with new tyres or the man with a WHOLE EXECUTIVE GERMAN VEHICLE? Vince70, Lacquer Peel, Lord Sterling and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surprisingskoda Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Conor informed me today that a mate of his cannot sell an E46 332i with long test, coilovers and an LSD for £400. ENJOY!I would question that strongly, given that the only factory e46 lsd was in the m3 and it's £700+ for the rear end all of which is needed to fit into a non m3.Or maybe it has a £1000 quaife or kaaz lsd in it... Or maybe it's welded. Dave_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Aren't most of the negative comments meant to be tongue in cheek? Swop 4 Xbox m8? The Moog and inconsistant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 23, 2016 Author Share Posted November 23, 2016 Thats it. Im deleting ALL of my posts and flouncing off to tell everyone on twitter that Ive flounced off so everyone knows that Ive flounced off. privatewire, Roverageous, tonedepear and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Thats it. Im deleting ALL of my posts and flouncing off to tell everyone on twitter that Ive flounced off so everyone knows that Ive flounced off.Just think, your A/S secret Santa present could have been a leaf blower. The Moog, inconsistant, DeeJay and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 23, 2016 Author Share Posted November 23, 2016 Ok Im staying. But juts to see if my AS secret santa present is a leaf blower. And to see if Bollox can 3d print manifold flaps. And also for the roffles. And for the likes. But NOT because I want to. DeeJay, Dave_Q, dome and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Leaveblower is a bit Pistonheads. Autoshite is more bent rake. The Moog, Jim Bell, Vince70 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Yo Bubz. I did offer you to try my e46 but you didn't like it because (understandably) you found it too claustrophobic I seem to recall.Situation changed slightly. I've even taken to non power steering. Will have to try again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Leaveblower is a bit Pistonheads. Autoshite is more bent rake.Would that be a powerfully built leaf blower?....... Parky, Vince70, inconsistant and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Shepherd Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I really want to see how well the car scrubs up. As far as I can tell, it looks to be pretty sound under the gunge. I wonder why it was taken off the road in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5speedracer Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Thats it. Im deleting ALL of my posts and flouncing off to tell everyone on twitter that Ive flounced off so everyone knows that Ive flounced off.You'll be telling us you want your life back and to stay out of the limelight next, a'la Nigel. Sent from my X17 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Whats an asshole fanI fitted one... Improved my 0-60 time dramatically. djimbob and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 23, 2016 Author Share Posted November 23, 2016 You'll be telling us you want your life back and to stay out of the limelight next, a'la Nigel. Sent from my X17 using TapatalkI want my life back and to stay out of limelight. Craig the Princess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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