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Ooops Sorry we are unable...

 

For ALL of my cars!

 

Yay, I bought the right cars!

I'm so proud of myself!

same here, but unfortunately 2 of them are made after 1986

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Edd China is going to be busy with all these coming through the garage.

Not now that Mike is back on the tools.

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Not now that Mike is back on the tools.

im finding it difficult not to make a joke about him being ON 2 foot breaker bar, but im sure many people would insert the bar in exactly the same place on mr brewer

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Delighted

 

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Less than delighted

 

£390 for an Almera and you're less than delighted? I'd be running bollocko down Preston High Street after several pints of vodka if they offered you that.

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The address is the same as Autoworld in Chesterfield, they have all the popular* dealerships under the Stoneacre group.

 

Could just be a coincidence.

 

Mike Brewer is a cunt for what he did to that 4x4 Panda and he has more chance of getting a knighthood than his hands on even the worst best of my fleet.

 

I have it on good authority that Ed China is a orange handed cockwangler too.

 

Special mention goes to the bloke who appears from nowhere to help Ed at times, he seems alright but his choices in employer leave a lot to be desired.

 

My prime chod also wasn't known.  Result!

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I have it on good authority that Ed China is a orange handed cockwangler too.

 

Oh dear - I use those orange gloves too.

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I'm not going to run my cars through it in case they hear what I'm up to and get all grumpy.

 

They have before...

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He seems to think my others halfs Civic is a Jazz for some reason. All if the other reg checkers have it coming up as a Civic.

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Brewer will put his name on anything for a fiver it seems, I suspect Stoneacre is the real name behind MBM, which sells ex fleet/rental/manufacturer returns with pretty high APR, and high sticker prices

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I see an opportunity here.

 

Buy sub £100 cars and sell them to the aforementioned Brewer. £150 seems to be the bottom price.

 

'Old out yer and......'

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Quackin mowtah!

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Owld aht yer and..

£150 for my mint low mileage Z3 with 10 months ticket and near full history I think I might keep it.post-9282-0-79622100-1479498782_thumb.pngpost-9282-0-74602500-1479498840_thumb.jpeg

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If your BMW and my Almera are both worth £150, do you fancy a straight swap?

 

Thought not  :-D

 

Owld aht yer and..
£150 for my mint low mileage Z3 with 10 months ticket and near full history I think I might keep it

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'E's only gone shtraight in wiv 'is fackin' size tens and bid me, the cant.

 

150 knicker.

 

I fink it's wurf free-undred pahnd aw day long, but yew'w look after it, wuntcha? Go on, you got yesrsewf a deal. Owld arht yer and etc etc

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Stone acre. Home of the 5 year 0% finance. Sadly all the cars seem to be about £1.500 pounds more than another dealer. You can fool some of the people etc.

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hes 'er, on di internet, tiday, coming in 'ard with iz size elevenz, 'av a deal wid me'- izz gawin t'gud hamme....aundred n fiftee, whaa'y say??

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post-17864-0-86083800-1480027456_thumb.jpgCouldn't actually use my car as in NZ so used generic one from web in its place. SOOOOOOOO for a Passat w8 One hundred and fifty squids!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which equates to about 4 days petrol for me!)
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Funny. Newark motor auctions are just about to start a big expansion of site.

Who owns Newark motor auctions. stoneacre.

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Funny. Newark motor auctions are just about to start a big expansion of shite.

Who owns Newark motor auctions. stoneacre.

FIFY  :mrgreen:

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Does he come round and scrawl his valuation on the windscreen with a paint pen?

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I'm sooooooooo thinking of running the Cadillac through this....

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AS forum alone is probably generating a huge a huge amount of traffic n searches, n 'hitz' for the perma tanned umpah'lumpah  " weiz getting aundred n fiftee searchez n'aur awn me new motah buyin site, I tell yah, evin ay didn't fink ita be dat popluar"...

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