Roffle The world's worst LS400. COME GET IT DOME!

[The Moog]

Not sure whether it's an omen or not but in a totally unrelated deal, I've just arranged to buy a new recovery truck that's up there in Volvograd and is set to be collected on Thursday.

[Guest Hooli]

Not sure whether it's an omen or not but in a totally unrelated deal, I've just arranged to buy a new recovery truck that's up there in Volvograd and is set to be collected on Thursday.

 

Excellent, can you bring my Lexus back for me?

[AMC Rebel]

In an attempt to ensure I win this, I have this lunchtime fitted my DAB radio into Sierraman's Dad's Mondeo.  I failed to to do this at the weekend, leading to a failure to win the other LS400.

[gadgetgricey]

Not sure whether it's an omen or not but in a totally unrelated deal, I've just arranged to buy a new recovery truck that's up there in Volvograd and is set to be collected on Thursday.

 

 

Excellent, can you bring my Lexus back for me?

 

 

Excellent, can you bring my Lexus back for me as well.....

[Supernaut]

Dribbling lunatics, the lot of you.

[gadgetgricey]

Dribbling lunatics, the lot of you.

I think I saw them in concert once

[NorthernMonkey]

Excellent, can you bring my Lexus back for me as well.....

Anymore Lexi need picking up? That's three including mine already....

[Kiltox]

Can you bring my Lexus back for someone else?

[MrsNorthernMonkey]

Mrsnjgleeds has had to join autoshite to keep an eye on njgleeds as I hear he is becoming a raffle addict lol

 

Not sure whether it's an omen or not but in a totally unrelated deal, I've just arranged to buy a new recovery truck that's up there in Volvograd and is set to be collected on Thursday.

[Supernaut]

Never did I think such a festering pile of shit, formerly known as an LS400, would attract so much attention as to cause a new member to sign up!

 

Welcome to the asylum!

 

 

 

 

I find myself wondering whether to make this car more attractive* by going full Cavcraft spec and throwing a bag of compost all over the interior.

[rantingYoof]

I think the SARS*-spec spare wheel would surely compensate?

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Other airborn viruses available.

[The Moog]

 

 

Mrsnjgleeds has had to join autoshite to keep an eye on njgleeds as I hear he is becoming a raffle addict lol

 

 

Wait until you buy that first ticket for a cheeky vel satis or Talbot horzion.....

The rush of the excitement, the pleasure of the near miss, the lure of one more £3 ticket.....

Soon you too may be consumed by Roffle fever....

There is no cure....

Ask Eddyramrod.

[hairnet]

ramrod has no tv and lives in the arse end of cumbria - he needs the excitement

[Jim Bell]

I think the SARS*-spec spare wheel would surely compensate?

 

20151018_110957.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

*Other airborn viruses available.

 

Penicillin la vida loca.

[AMC Rebel]

I have been explaining AS roffles to various friends and family (only in response to them asking) - they get this look on their face as if they think I am going to try to sell them cosmetics or something - they all seem to think it's an evil Ponzi scheme of some sort.

[rantingYoof]

I had a dream - nay, a nightmare - that I was collecting this thing last night, and the seat and wheel began controlling themselves and I was slowly bludgeoned to death in a lap of supreme luxury.

 

No, really. I've not even bought a ticket, and the descriptions provided by Supernaut scare me.

 

Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk

[Supernaut]

Good* luck for this evening, folks!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...haha...ha.

[barefoot]

Good* luck for this evening, folks!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...haha...ha.

 

 

No need to wish me luck, I didn't buy a ticket - I am already a winner!

[Supernaut]

I actually have no idea what time the lottery draw is at, and what channel it's on.

[Guest Hooli]

I don't even know which ball we use. First out? bonus?

[barefoot]

It's traditionally the BOGUS ball.

[Supernaut]

Aye, I thought it was the bonus ball.

 

I'll just check their website this evening for the results.

[loserone]

I'm sure you won't need to, by the time you've seen it 58 excited autoshitists will have already posted their messages of relief and consolation.

[chatsharris]

The draw is at half eight.  Viewable on BBC iPlayer and Youtube.

[chatsharris]

If anyone could share them on here that'd be grand.

[Richard]

They will.

 

 

Does anybody want my 3 tickets, free to good home? I've decided I'm not quite so much of a fucking lunatic after all.

[eddyramrod]

They will.

 

 

Does anybody want my 3 tickets, free to good home? I've decided I'm not quite so much of a fucking lunatic after all.

*POUNCE!  Go on, I'll bite.  (I really am that much of a lunatic, lol)

[Supernaut]

Is this legal this late in the draw?

 

 

NO REFUNDS. If you win it Richard, I've nothing against you selling it to eddy for £9.

[Supernaut]

WELL DONE DOME!

[Cavcraft]

42