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I'm skating on thin ice. Collection tomorrow and collection of chod on sat

However paid. 3 collection in a week could be a first

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A few people notified me that their actions could end the relationship with their SWMBOs.

 

Fear not!

I can assure you, that Range Rovers are extremely popular with the female variety.

Even if they said about every car you ever bought "it's too big for me!", a Rangey is miraculously exactly the correct size.

Come and meet Mrs LBC; the chance of her saying "that's exactly the size of car I need, and of course a 15mpg V8 makes it even more palatable" is roughly the same as my chance of being elected Head Turtle of the Galapagos Isles.

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I am simultaneously happy and unhappy that I didn't buy a roffle ticket.

 

Happy: I really don't need a 15mpg V8, nor the grief from the wife that such a machine would bring

Unhappy: It's a V8 P38, had one before and want another.

Posted

I'm well excited

 

If I win it, I'll be able to big-up the history (in the style of doctor102) by stating it was previously owned by an proper Austrian Baron   8)

Yeah, it's full toff spec.

Posted

I've always wanted a p38 but never had the cojones to take the leap, fingers crossed.

Posted

Blimey that sold out quick !! 

 

You snooze you lose.

 

I was going to ask for number 22 so that number will now win, phackt.

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I stand ready to relieve Dome of the 182 and LS400 should the P38 arrive;)

I think you will find that Dome will definitely decide to swap my new shiny P38 with his slightly worn Clio.

Guest Breadvan72
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All the money I have spent on tickets probably could of bought a old heap. 

 

 

 

As the saying goes, it I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it ... on drink. 

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If the draw did end up being today, Breadvan would have won it.

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Guest Breadvan72
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Paypal usually (with no mention of raffle or lottery, just username only with payment) but I expect some people will accept bank transfer or something.

 

 

OK, I didn't mention roffle.  I wrote HERE'S 4 UR POX DOCTOR CLINIC BILL M9 on the postal order and sent it up to Schloss Junk without an envelope.  Is that the right way? 

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Guest Breadvan72
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If the draw did end up being today, Breadvan would have won it.

 

BUMZ, now I won't win it on Sat.  Having said that, I don't really want to win it.  If I did, I might be tempted to take it skiing in France, abandon it in a snow drift when I run out of petrol money, and get the bus home.

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BUMZ, now I won't win it on Sat.  Having said that, I don't really want to win it.  If I did, I might be tempted to take it skiing in France, abandon it in a snow drift when I run out of petrol money, and get the bus home.

 

You'd run out of petrol money waaaay before you got to a snow drift!

Guest Breadvan72
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Yes, probably somewhere on the M25.

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As the saying goes, it I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it ... on drink.

 

Sir Henry Rawlinson

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I think you will find that Dome will definitely decide to swap my new shiny P38 with his slightly worn Clio.

Be careful what you wish for!

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Blimey that sold out quick !!

 

You snooze you lose.

 

I was going to ask for number 22 so that number will now win, phackt.

Would sir like my ticket? I haven't paid yet and REALLY don't need this car but will cough later today if not :)

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I'm genuinely pleased that so many are rooting for dome on the basis that it'll potentially free up a shonky LS400.

 

Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk

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As the saying goes, it I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it ... on drink.

 

To misquote that famous celebrity TV star's Dad:

I spent a lot of money on booze,birds and shite cars. The rest I squandered

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I'm genuinely pleased that so many are rooting for dome on the basis that it'll potentially free up a shonky LS400.

 

Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk

 

 

Ah, but everyone is assuming i won't keep the Lexus and roffle the Clio instead...

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OK, the payment invitations have been sent out, except the one for flat4alfa, which throws the error:

 

The following errors were found

The member flat4alfa can not use the messaging system

This personal message has not been sent

 

Oh

 

That might explain why I never heard a tickle on the Smart yellow thing roffle months ago and got narked about it

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/Admins:

 

Can we have a chat please?  It appears my PM box is doing a Renault as the settings are right:

 

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Plus there is another outstanding question regarding merging my two accounts (that only happened because of a computersaysno lockout years ago)

 

/As you were

Guest Breadvan72
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Sir Henry Rawlinson

 

 

 Do you remember his butler?  Old Scrotum, the wrinkled retainer.

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Who hasn't paid yet? (flat4alfa currently obviously exempt for technical reasons)

 

Please don't make me sift through all the payments to determine it.

I have a shitload of things to sort out for my new assignment in that Ireland next week

and am close to a heart attack/stroke/mental breakdown (will underline whichever comes first).

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Who hasn't paid yet? (flat4alfa currently obviously exempt for technical reasons)

 

Just using the comments as a starting point gives us the list as below. (Hopefully not missed anyone)

Also bods could have pm'd you, or just paid and not posted.

 

Might be an idea for bods to update the list as required

 

01 Wilson²                                               Paid

02 Longblackcoat                                    Paid   

03 Fat_Pirate                       

04 richardthestag                                    Paid

05 Tayne

06 loserone

07 Springer                                             Paid

08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason            Paid

09 ShiteRider

10 SamR380

11 captaincalzone

12 Danterzza                                          Paid

13 Breadvan72                                      Paid

14 Dave_Q

15 garethj                                              Paid

16 doobietoo                                         Paid

17 TagoraSX                                         Paid

18 Skizzer

19 Beko1987                                         Paid

20 MarvinsMom                                     Paid

21 meshking

22 Fat_Pirate

23 barmatt                                            Paid

24 Cheezey                                          Paid

25 andy18s                                          Paid

26 3VOM

27 95 quid Peugeot                             Paid

28 gadgetgricey                                  Paid

29 Supernaut                                      Paid

30 dave21478                                     Paid

31 dave21478                                     Paid

32 anonymous user

33 JohnK

34 dome                                              Paid

35 Kiltox

36 task                                                Paid

37 Skizzer

38 NorfolkNWeigh                               Paid

39 njgleeds                                         Paid

40 flat4alfa

41 Coprolalia

42 Breadvan72                                   Paid

43 Bucketeer

44 Longblackcoat                               Paid

45 doug                                              Paid

46 NorfolkNWeigh                               Paid

47 Tam                                                Paid

48 smellypoo

49 BBs

50 gadgetgricey                                  Paid

51 AMC Rebel                                     Paid   

52 richardthestag                                Paid

53 Cavcraft                                         Paid

54 barefoot                                         Paid   

55 andy18s                                         Paid

56 Skizzer

57 eddyramrod

58 The Moog                                      Paid

59 The Moog                                      Paid

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