new shite collection,low mileage vauxhall but my god,not to everyone taste,will see later

[theshadow]

:-D :-D :shock: :shock:

[mercrocker]

PA Cresta in Dusk Rose/Lilac Haze, no floors? 

 

Borked Vectra BTCC rep?  

 

Starmist blue Firenza SL with salt-crusted Wolfies? 

  

White Indignitas with eight warning lights on?

[Supernaut]

A Corsa C in that metallic salmon colour, with 2 intact wheel trims, one cracked in half (and a totally different design to the other two), and one completely missing.

[Cavcraft]

Please be a Sintra 2.2 diesel.

[Supernaut]

Please be a Sintra 2.2 diesel.

 

OMG the Sintra! I forgot about those.

 

I just ended up reading this about them: http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/facts-and-figures/essays/not-their-finest-hour-vauxhall-sintra/

[Shep Shepherd]

Viceroy? 

[dome]

I'm hoping for a Senator

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Mk2 Cavalier Commander hatch.

[oldcars]

Hope its one of these 

[Asimo]

It's winter beater buying season so 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Nah. It's got to be a 3.2 V6 Monterey, 3 door of course.

[Vince70]

If it's a modern I want it to be a Signum in Jewish racing gold.

[r.welfare]

Agila

[Bren]

1966 cresta PC in garnet starmist metallic?

 

Thought not.

[Bucketeer]

I think you're all forgetting that it's The Shadow we're talkin about here so the purchase price will have been about £63. On that note I'm guessing it's a racist Astra with a nasty cough and an ingrowing toenail.

[sierraman]

Vauxhall Monetery.

 

Or a dark blue Zafira Life 1.6, with an assortment of sugary sweets stuck to the upholstery. Carcraft plates...

[maxpower]

Vauxhall vulva... i mean viva... in that avacado green colour..or the blinding yellow paint job

[theshadow]

now back from chester,drives great 47000 miles 1.4 automatic,stopped of get partworn tyre,as it advise,getting quite bald,had a quick look at pads while the wheel was of,need some,have got some in my shed,has a rear camera,decent sony stereo,mama papas cd,through that on back seat,look at those rear lights!!!!,even has towbar...

[Dave_Q]

That's got "grandads car given to 17 year old Barry" written all over it.

 

Lexus lights and towbar is a strong combo.

 

Should de-barry quite easily and see you a profit on the £11.37 you inevitably gave for it.

[egg]

Those rear lights make be feel physically sick. Well bought!

[C1am]

Liberating a Vauxhall from Cavcraft's patch. How could this happen?

[billyboy406v6]

Some poor teenager is on the bus to college now !!!

[Cavcraft]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's broken the awful barrier. It's absolutely fucking terrible, and I'm genuinely jealous. The back lights look like a cock with a water infection, but the icing on the cake is the door trim.

[Rusty_Rocket]

Dear God, that's a horror! Deffo ex-giffer, then Barry the modifier.

I like the advisory on the last MoT- 'WHEEL TRIMS FITTED'

[Faker]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's broken the awful barrier. It's absolutely fucking terrible, and I'm genuinely jealous. The back lights look like a cock with a water infection, but the icing on the cake is the door trim.

What the fuk is going on with the black bonnet?! That's proper bogging! Please return it so some sort of standard condition!

[theshadow]

transformation pictures tomorrow, :-D off to euro for service goodies.scrapyard hopefully for other bits...

[Supernaut]

Christ on a bike. That's bad.

[Kiltox]

Why would you even bother with this? I'm sure it cost about a fiver but even the time involved making that look vaguely not ridiculous will be worth more than what you'll sell it for never mind the cost of parts etc

[RoadworkUK]

Good heavens.

[strangeangel]

Umbrella Corporation sticker    I might have to remove mine now...

 

 

And, yes, I have had old gits at shows asking me if that's where I work - "Yeah, I'm a virus technician"