Removing Disklok from steering wheel

[pshome]

Have it eaten by bacteria!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_bacteria
 

[Jim Bell]

Dissolve the thingy?

http://www.ehow.com/how_8081019_dissolve-steel.htm

"Step 3

Cut the metal into smaller pieces with a hacksaw if you are trying to dissolve a large piece of steel."

 

 

I see a flaw in this plan.

[UltraWomble]

Fire.

Just set fire to the car, claim off the insurance that it was some scrotes wot dun it as they were flummoxed by the disclock and then get a new vehicle.

[Tamworthbay]

Is it a merc? If it is just leave it outside for a week and you will have a mint disk lock sat in a pile of rust.

[Sheefag]

Have you considered welding another car on top and driving that one instead?

 

[jonny69]

You've tried swearing a lot while prising away, right? Swearing a lot helps a lot of situations.

[Jim Bell]

I hope he's alright.

[Sheefag]

Dammit man, of course he's not alright, he's got an MR2.

[Station]

You've tried swearing a lot while prising away, right? Swearing a lot helps a lot of situations.

Yeah, i did that turning the lock round, its only a year old as well.

 

 

Im going to go at the clasp with a hack saw if i cant get to the bolt.

[cort16]

The keys not under the sun visor is it?

[Sheefag]

Cut a hole in a tennis ball and try that.

[skattrd]

This is rapidly turning into the best thread since THIS

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/9049-puncture-goes-mental-the-latest/page-1

 

 

OT: Whatever happened to Luxo?

I remember him turning up at Chumley/Arley then disappearing to become Greek prime minister or something.

[BorniteIdentity]

Convert to left hand drive and leave the original steering wheel in place.

 

The more you read this...

...the funnier it gets.

 

21/7.2 - top of the class.

[cort16]

Cover it in sugar cubes and get a horse to lick its way through it.

[Stanky]

Leave disklok in place, hammer a bigger wheel over the top:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-154-Tractor-Steering-Wheel-/322146651421?hash=item4b016fcd1d:g:-bsAAOSwzJ5XXAW4

 

also, while searching for this, I was presented with this ad:

 

[rml2345]

What about buying an MR2 without a DiskLok and using it to pull the DiskLok off the one you have?

[Tamworthbay]

What about buying an MR2 without a DiskLok and using it to pull the DiskLok off the one you have?

or buying it then swapping over the number plates and forgetting about the other one.

[pshome]

All your fault, clearly states "not for use in the UK"

https://www.amazon.de/dp/B00MUXYFOW

[Sheefag]

Have you considered wiring it to the central locking?

Press of a button and off it pops.

[Pillock]

Buy a house that's in a straight line from where you work.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Just paint a picture of a steering wheel on the Disklok and steer with that instead

[Sheefag]

On assumes that consideration has already been given to cutting the car in half and attaching a Donkey?

 

This may also have a favourable effect on emissions.

 

[Sloth in a bowl]

The wife (her with the chemistry degree) has suggested using liquid nitrogen to cool and shatter the lock, liquid air may be cheaper to get hold of and will do as well.

 

P.S. If you try this and loose your hands, I didn't tell you.

[cort16]

rig up the throttle and clutch to pull the track rod ends left and right so you don't need a steering wheel . Then re configure the throttle to the windscreen washers and the brakes to speed 3 on the interior fan.

[Lord Sterling]

Hacksaw through the spokes of the steering wheel.

[KruJoe]

 Station needs a new windscreen 

 

FFS Dave, that's twice you've broken this car's screen. You have some poor luck, eh!

 

Do you have the patience to treat it to yet another?

[fordperv]

Leave disklok in place, hammer a bigger wheel over the top:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-154-Tractor-Steering-Wheel-/322146651421?hash=item4b016fcd1d:g:-bsAAOSwzJ5XXAW4

 

also, while searching for this, I was presented with this ad:

 

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Steering wheel Knob aid, is that a charity to raise money for the damage caused to the car by those who have lost the key to the disklok?

[mjrose]

Borrow or hire a plasma cutter?

[billyboy406v6]

Join the blue forum, loads of clever folk on there, not like here !!

[Sheefag]

Impress your friends by modifying it into an amphibian with wings and tracks and shit, or a city car with a big, fuck off gym ball on the front.