If Autoshite did a Top Gear Challenge...

[quicksilver]

There seems to be a few of these things going round so I thought it might be a bit of fun to do a special Autoshite-themed version featuring some of our most infamous cars and people. If you were doing a Top Gear challenge, according to your name and date of birth, what would you be driving and who would be your co-driver? Feel free to comment your results below and the best* answer may win a fine prize of nothing at all.

 

1. The car: first letter of your first name (or username if you prefer)
A. Volvo 740 Council Estate
B. Peugeot 405 with 20p stuck in handbrake
C. Lonsdale YD41
D. Leyland Olympian bus
E. Horsey Horseless
F. Chrysler PMT Cruiser
G. The last RHD Seat Malaga
H. Reliant Scimitar (Princess Anne had one you know)
I. Austin Maxi Diesel
J. FSO Polonez
K. Land Rover (D701 SWL)
L. Robin Reliant in OFAH livery
M. OMGRATLUK VW Pisshat pineapple chariot
N. Bentley Brooklands R
O. Rover 214 with OMGHGF
P. Renault 20 TX
Q. Talbot Tagora
R. Vauxhall (All Vauxhalls Are Shit) Corsa
S. Ford Escrot van
T. Peugeot 306 XUD on veg oil
U. Hyundai Stellar V8
V. Renault Laguna DCI
W. Dacia Shifter
X. Nissan Sunny giffermatic (JDMDRIFTYO)
Y. J-reg Proton
Z. Shitroen Pigsarsehole

In the unlikely event of your name starting with a number you get the Citroen BX Autoshite bike

 

2. The co-driver: your month of birth
Jan: TooSavvy
Feb: Purple Helmet
Mar: Princess Anne
Apr: Old Giffer Auctioneer from Cannock
May: The Doctor
Jun: Leepu
Jul: Raymanboy
Aug: Eccentric Richard
Sep: Cartlandcraft Dog
Oct: Barry Shitpeas
Nov: Rachel Riley
Dec: Maureen from Driving School

 

I'll be accompanied by Cartlandcraft Dog in either the Council Estate (real name) or a Tagora (username). What about you?

[eddyramrod]

Giffer Auctioneer, Horsey Horseless...

[garbaldy]

That's me not finishing then.

 

The last RHD Seat Malaga co driven by Princess Anne

[hauserplenty]

D701 SWL. With Liz Hurley.

[eddyramrod]

I think Hauserplenty just won!

[brownnova]

In a Pug 405 with Mr Shitpeas!!

 

That 20p is going to weigh us down!!

[Craig the Princess]

 

[MarvinsMom]

an FSO, or pineappled pisshat with Raymanboy,

 

ah well that will be me up on a murder charge!

[fordperv]

In a ford escrot van accompanied by Raymanboy

 

Wcpgw

[doobietoo]

I will be driving a Leyland Olympian bus with Raymanboy as my conductor......

[bub2006]

Leyland olympian bus/Peugeot 405 with the doctor

[UltraWomble]

+

 

=

 

[MarvinsMom]

^^easy, at least you could make him go and sit upstairs!!

[bub2006]

Can it be doctor who?!

[Sloth in a bowl]

I'm with Barry Shitpeas in a Ford Escort van. 

 

Our challenge is to get to France and buy a Renault 20 interior to fit inside an FSO Polonez

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Dacia Shitter with this 84 year old (who's married to a twenty-something playboy blonde).

Reminds me of that infamous interview question from Mrs Merton:

'So, Debbie, what made you marry millionaire Paul Daniels?'

[bub2006]

I've just realised ford escort van is on list!

[Dave_Q]

Name and username are the same which puts me in a Leyland olympian with Maureen from Driving school.

 

I'd like to start making up my own rules and use my surname for the initial which puts me in a Tagora.

[hairnet]

cartland dog - so more larfs than billy

 

in a scimitar

[EssDeeWon]

Rachel Riley in an Escort Van.

 

Cor yes please!

[Junkman]

Hmmmm.

 

 

 

This could be entertaining.

[For Fiats Sake]

in a pt cruiser (oh god the shaaaaame of it) or a FSO Polonese with Barry the shitter of peas - or is that wilson wilson now?

[xtriple]

Leyland Olympian or a Nissan Sunny (JDMDRIFTYO) with Barry of the shitpeas... who seems strangely popular!

 

I wanted Barbara Carland dog to keep Chester and Phoebles company... imagine the carnage!

[xtriple]

Hmmmm.

 

 

 

This could be entertaining.

You jammy barstard!

[phil_lihp]

Leepu in a Renault 20.  On balance, that's not going to be a fun journey.

[Justin Case]

With an FSO Polonez and The Doctor, I feel that it would be he who was facing the greater challenge

[Felly Magic]

Fuggin pineapple'd Pisshat with Maureen Rees? WTAF???

[Ghosty]

Passat and Rachel Riley, oh okay.

[Robson3022]

How come your all getting Racheal Riley and I get Maureen From Driving school in a Corrssaa though so alright init

[AlabamaShrimp]

A 740 with the Doctor? That sounds fun