Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I think this possibly deserves it's own thread. The Micra has just gone and it has been exchanged for this: Just a common or garden, everyday seaside resort dole cheat chariot. Craig the Princess, xtriple, RoadworkUK and 16 others 19
Matt Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I can't wait to see how you'll top this. fatharris, Alexg, mercrocker and 3 others 6
vulgalour Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Not sure who got the better end of the deal here. beko1987, fatharris, anonymous user and 2 others 5
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 But hang on, what's this? Oh, that's just a 70cc minimito engine, that's all. I've only had a brief test ride and it's such a laugh my ribs actually hurt. It's got an electric start and the throttle is the front brake lever. Very slow to start then gets to DANGER pretty quickly. dugong, Bucketeer, anonymous user and 20 others 23
Pillock Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 How much are you charging for rides? Cavcraft and hairnet 2
mercrocker Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Haha that's a new level of trading up. I would dearly love to scorch that round Asda. Cavcraft 1
xtriple Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I've got one of them! But, mine has a weedy electric motor and is sllllllooooooooooooow! I can still get it on two wheels though! Have fun.... Cavcraft 1
LabRat Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 That is brilliant! I think you have something that may convince my disabled father in law to own a mobility scooter... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Cavcraft 1
nacho man Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Surprised the internet hasn't crashed due to the danger to national security vehicle division closing us down. Cavcraft 1
omegod Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 oh thats fuckin brilliant, can you get off road tyres in that size?? Cavcraft 1
Junkman Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 But hang on, what's this? image.jpg Oh, that's just a 70cc minimito engine, that's all. image.jpg I've only had a brief test ride and it's such a laugh my ribs actually hurt. It's got an electric start and the throttle is the front brake lever. Very slow to start then gets to DANGER pretty quickly. You are Colin Furze AICMFP! Cavcraft, Stanky and cobblers 3
anonymous user Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I can't wait to see how you'll top this. But hang on, what's this? image.jpg Oh, that's just a 70cc minimito engine, that's all. image.jpg I've only had a brief test ride and it's such a laugh my ribs actually hurt. It's got an electric start and the throttle is the front brake lever. Very slow to start then gets to DANGER pretty quickly.Errr, I think he just did Cavcraft and Junkman 2
MarvinsMom Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 cool, a petrol powered obeseycle, billy has unbelievably plumbed a new low.... Cavcraft and Junkman 2
Bren Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Billy you could use that for cash in transit robberies..... Cavcraft 1
anonymous user Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I'm frantically looking around the house for something he might swap it for, although I think the only thing I have to offer is what's left of my sanity. Also, if the front brake lever is now the throttle, what works the front brake? Cavcraft 1
John F Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Cavcraft, on 09 Dec 2015 - 8:00 PM, said:Cavcraft, on 09 Dec 2015 - 8:00 PM, said:the throttle is the front brake lever WILL END IN DEATH. Cavcraft, Christine, MarvinsMom and 1 other 4
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 It's got a foot brake too, shutting off the power* slows it down as well. *Edit: I've been issued a challenge from my daughter with this, and it's one I don't think I can refuse. Roll on the weekend. The Moog, John F, Junkman and 2 others 5
RoadworkUK Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Will that engine give you a heart attack? No, It's For Stroke. [/poortaste] dome and outlaw118 2
dome Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 This needs to be at Shitefest 2016... beko1987 and binhoker668 2
The Moog Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Fuck a rust riddled duck. And we think Toosavvy is a little bit eccentric... Please please set some Strava times in it.. King of the Hiiiiilllllllll Cavcraft and dome 2
beko1987 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 This needs to be at Shitefest 2016...We can hold the traffic whilst you go up Chinnor hill...
Cavcraft Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 Retro Rides hill climb thing could be interesting. UltraWomble 1
UltraWomble Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I'll have tickets 1 to 59 please beko1987 1
Tetleysmooth Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Even Barbara refused to be associated with that ****ing thing. fordperv 1
fordperv Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 This needs a picture of Barbara Cartland dog sitting on it
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