Cavcraft 2015: Vectra, because you're worthless.

[Cavcraft]

This thread started with shit pictures and it can jolly well have some more. The pez engined dole cheat chariot went to its new home tonight. It was collected in an unsuitable car.

 

 

 

So there you have it, a disability scooter INSIDE a Skyline saloon. With a driver and two passengers.

[Cheggers]

That top picture is a complete mystery...looks like part of the set of Blakes 7.

 

 

Gissa clue Billy

[Cavcraft]

It's the scooter inside a Nissan Skyline. Meanwhile, here's the latest 'hopeful' to burst through the Cavcraft stable doors

 

 

 

It's only a bleeding 1.6 petrol! Didn't even know they made them, supposed to be quite entertaining to drive.

[R9UKE]

The 1.6 is brilliant. Great fun and easily maintained. Most were autos.

[Cavcraft]

I'll put that on the advert, thank you

[Cheggers]

It'll end up in Norn Iron. I know it, you know it, Luke knows it...

[Cheggers]

It's the scooter inside a Nissan Skyline.

Is it one of those fucking Magic Eye pictures that were all the rage back in the day?

[Cavcraft]

It's even took me yonks to work it out. The picture was taken from the driver's side with the seat folded forwards, the front of the scooter is in the rear of the passenger side of the car.

[R9UKE]

^ the title got me very excited in that I excitedly jumped to the conclusion that "INNIT" was in fact "Initiale" - which is Renault lingo for cream of the crop, cheap leather and fake wood. Or my lingo for "ejaculation"

[Cavcraft]

'Innit' is Latin numerals for 28.7 miles, which, oddly enough, is the exact distance from my Liverpool ferry port to my house.

[320touring]

deets on the Clit plz

[Mr Lobster]

Is it wrong that I like that. No need, requirement or room but even so.

 

7 and 28 when the time comes.

[LessThanEqual]

5 door and a manual 1.6 petrol? RARE CAR M8

[Cavcraft]

Ok then 2003 1.6 Privelidge 5 door

11 months MOT

Taxed to get you home

Not got many miles on the clock about 80,000 I think

Electric sunroof (havent tried it yet)

Expensive (so seller said) Sony cd USB thing

Seems to drive ok he drove it 30 miles here

 

Incredibly dirty

Dent in bonnet and one door has dent too

No parcel shelf

No spare (but I've put a 4x100 Vauxhall alloy in which will do)

Waiting for V5 and mot but test can be checked on line

 

You'll probably find other things

 

£300 sound fair?

[Ben_O]

Ha ha that's hilarious! Reminds me of that little Britain sketch 'Pirate Memory Games', where the proprieter has to convey all the customers' questions to his wife, unseen upstairs. "Margaret, Margaret!" ................."Yeeeesss?".

Perhaps he too has no legs??

[Cavcraft]

 

Lucas, I presume?

[Lacquer Peel]

Aye. What's all the yellow shit?

[hairnet]

scrapper markings

[greengartside]

Aye. What's all the yellow shit?

 

Runs on Colman's.

[Cavcraft]

Lacquer Peel, on 29 Dec 2015 - 9:55 PM, said:

Aye. What's all the yellow shit?

 

God knows, looks like the water's gone over at some point but haven't looked in daylight.

[omegod]

Looks like fire extinguisher powder residue  , hope it's not like !

[M'coli]

Aye. What's all the yellow shit?

Abused, maltreated, XUD alloy cylinder head corrosion post-HGF by my guess, judging by the mess left by same on my old 205.

[Pillock]

Hit and run on Big Bird.

[Cavcraft]

It's a 3 door!

[ruffgeezer]

I bid 50p

[UltraWomble]

Are you trying to breed these things in some sort of Chester based Pug Wildlife reserve?

Nursing sick ones back to health before releasing back into the wild?

[sporty-shite]

SWAP 4 ZX ESTATE M9?

[billyboy406v6]

That top picture is a complete mystery...looks like part of the set of Blakes 7.

 

 

Gissa clue Billy

Fancy admitting to watching Blakes 7 ?

[conkerman]

Soolin

 

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[red5]

Servalan.