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Feeling depressed. What car can I buy to cheer myself up?


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If that mega rare Astra Mk3 SRi estate doesn't cheer you up, go and shoot yourself in the left bollock with a shotgun cartridge full of rats bollocks.

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Rob, how come you didn't suggest an R8?

A Cav offers a bit more in terms of interior space, so if regularly carrying people/stuff it's the better all rounder in this instance I reckon.

 

Saying that, R8s are still for WINNARS though! And if your shoulder is that bad Micrashed I can recommend them for their light PAS.

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It is. I paid a decent sum for it about 6 months ago and love it, but it's not being used much and the theft of my prized mountain bike has shown me I'd rather have another bike, so I'm going to sell the Saab and get a cycle instead.

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Cheer youself up by NOT "buying" some joyless p.o.s. on never ending credit scam.

 

That Vanette is grim, but it would make smile every time I drove it.

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Cheer youself up by NOT "buying" some joyless p.o.s. on never ending credit scam.

 

 

Bloke at work has just got something shiny on lease hire, telling us all how its "all inclusive" for £300/month he just has to fuel it up, until he hands it back and is dry bummed for every scratch, dink, mark and mile over 6000 he does each year.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-51-VOLVO-V40-1-8-5-DOOR-ESTATE-MPV-SILVER-FULL-LEATHER-/221567103516?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33966db21c

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I fear I may have a different concept of fun compared to most  shiters..

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After a Micra anything is fun.

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Zafira CDTi?

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I was constantly amazed how nice this was to drive, and how much admiration it drew.

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Do a Dollywobbler and buy a working XM you've only seen down a telephone line for the least amount of money possible. WCPGW?

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I was constantly amazed how nice this was to drive, and how much admiration it drew.

 

 

I'm even more amazed you got Paul Chuckle to clean it for you.

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Rover 75 auto cos all the girls end up driving automatics. You know it makes sense.

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Mazda 323 with pop-up lights from Mr_Shitpas thread. Looking at or driving that would make me grin

With the budget you've got it should leave plenty to get some different wheels as well

 

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I'm even more amazed you got Paul Chuckle to clean it for you.

I havent laughed as much since I saw Ken Dodd live.

 

Really do think the Ololv is in with a chance.

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Nah, it's got Morris Minor suspension and it handles like shit. Buy a Rover 75 auto instead.

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