A collection thread hangs in the balance...

[cms206]

Shiteiques Roadshow Special: Delivering a bus tomorrow morning to far away lands. In the true Autoshite way, a last minute plan has so far fallen on it's face. All going well it'll be an epic of two days, one car show, Daihatsu parts for Skattrd and over 1,000 miles.

If it goes wrong I'll be stuck at the wrong end of the country with no way of getting home.

WCPGW?

[explosive-cabbage]

I am off work tomorrow night after 6 so if you need rescuing anywhere in the North of England, give me a shout.

 

07874 two three two 837

[Six-cylinder]

That's an opportunity to buy something to drive home in my book!

[cms206]

That's an opportunity to buy something to drive home in my book!

 

 

That was the plan but anonymous shiter isn't answering me!

 

**UPDATE: CONTACT MADE**

[Station]

Can you collect a bonnet from Doncaster, then deliver to Wirral (about 150 miles)?

[dugong]

Can you collect a bonnet from Doncaster, then deliver to Wirral (about 150 miles)?

DUGONG COLLECTION SERVICE may* be able to help.

[beko1987]

If you find yourself stranded around Oxford send me a PM with your number and I'll come find you and laugh/help/fetch you food

[Spiny Norman]

Not ANOTHER one?

[Inspector Morose]

FPB7 BUS REPAIR SERVICE AVAILABLE IN BIRMINGHAM.

[Cheggers]

Cuppa and sympathy waiting if you're in the Reading area.

 

 

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[hairnet]

can help anytime from 2pm tomorrow anywhere from manc to bristol to high wycombe if ya want

 

till tuesday

[Jim Bell]

Moral support and high fives always available to passing shitemongers.

[cms206]

A plan has mostly been formulated...

[Cavcraft]

If you get really stuck drop by and I'll lend you a car from my r(m)ental division.

[sporty-shite]

A plan has mostly been formulated...

 

 

I love it when a plan comes together.

[cms206]

If you get really stuck drop by and I'll lend you a car from my r(m)ental division.

IF ITS NT A CORSER IM NT INTRISTED M9

 

Stage one commences at 0400hrs. I suspect it'll be a long, long weekend.

[eddyramrod]

If you find yourself in Barrow you know there is bacon...

[Split_Pin]

Whatever way this turns out, its going to be flipping epic!

[rml2345]

It only has to make it* to Chodmongly. WCPGW?

[Cavcraft]

Far worse than a Corsa, it's a Kangoo that smells of a thousand dead dogs.  

[cms206]

4.38am. I've slept in. Huzzah!

[cms206]

Off on an adventure... wish me luck. TO SOUTHAMPTON!

[andy18s]

Oooooo! Optare! There's a pretty good chance that you will be paring your arse on a seat that was constructed by my fair hand!!!

[rml2345]

"Will it make it? Or will our intrepid shitist be trapped somewhere on Shap Fell? Tune in next time for The Optare Chronicles!"

[skattrd]

How many hundred miles is that in comfy* bus to Southampton?

[Richard]

It's over 400 miles one way.

 

On the way to Shitefest we passed two (I think) Olympians. One was screaming its head off at 42mph on the M6 and the other, a couple of miles ahead, was managing 42.1mph.

[cms206]

I have made it to ENGLAND! Well, Carlisle. Wrong end, right country.

[skattrd]

It's over 400 miles one way.

 

On the way to Shitefest we passed two (I think) Olympians. One was screaming its head off at 42mph on the M6 and the other, a couple of miles ahead, was managing 42.1mph.

 

At an average of 50mph that's 8hrs driving... Plus breaks, stop at Tebay etc.

I hope all goes well Andy, and we'll see you tomorrow at Chumley.

[The Moog]

Good luck

[Jim Bell]

Do NOT stop for passengers. God speed.