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I think my eyes have been saved as the pic didn't load when I clicked on the ad ;)

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Meh, there's millions of the bleeding things about anyhow.

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This is the devils work! The Beetle is a nasty piece of tosh that is shite in every way and this has made it even worse ( which must have taken considerable effort)! Wouldn't pay £60.00 let lone £6000.00 for it!

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Doesn't look terrible to me.  There's a billion worse 'kustoms' out there.

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Looks reasonable from the outside, not sure on those 'bumpers' though. The inside is a bit of an eye-bleeder but there are indeed much, much worse examples out there. I'd quite like a Beetle, maybe one of the modern one's. It'll never happen though.

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Awful. 99% of Beetles are arse but there's a few nice ones out there. This falls into the arse category.

 

The wings are pre-67 and make it look daft. The engine, whilst injected, still wouldn't pull the skin off custard so the harness and seats are laughable. I'd like a nice beetle and would consider a late model Mexican one but it'd be standard as a "fuck you" to the scene bellends. Or it'd be an early one with a big engine.

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It does not look to bad TBH. I am looking on my phone so might be missing the point like. If so i apologise.

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I expected a lot worse. It's hardly as if it's the first, or indeed wankiest modified Beetle in existence.

 

I'd like a nice standard 1302s, preferably in red. It's still got the flat screen but has the pregnant strut front end.

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I dont find that at all offensive. Maybe its because I'm cool/not cool. *delete as appropriate.

 

I'd certainly pay the £600 hes asking.

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Id have a proper "Jeans " Beetle , easy to fix ripped  seats with a cheepo pair from Asdas 

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so might be missing the point like.

 

 

You're not.

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I was expecting some scene as feck pineapple bothering omgironicitsnewbutivemadeitratluk. Piece of crap, bit I quite like that for being different

 

*not 6k worth though

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Not particularly horrific. Although the stupid slogan in big yellow letters across the windscreen shouts 'wanker' pretty loudly

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I'd like a nice standard 1302s, preferably in red.

 

I had a girlfriend many years ago who owned a red 1302S.  It was her first car.

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Bucket seats eh? He wants to watch they don't get stolen from a locked garage......

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I thought we were looking at something hideously offensive? Worse has been done to much rarer things than this...
 

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why why why put a racing interior in a piece of shit that wouldn't pull a gypsy off your sister??doesn't look too bad from the outside but that interior is cat shit

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why why why put a racing interior in a piece of shit that wouldn't pull a gypsy off your sister??doesn't look too bad from the outside but that interior is cat shit

Not that anyone* including me, ever put a racing interior in a Ford Cortina/Capri/Escort 1300 in the 1970's. That would be just silly wouldn't it?

I had a lime green, ex Rotherham Council Viva HA van in the 1970's, I painted it black inside, fitted a chrome pancake air filter and removed the bonnet. Seemed like a good idea when I was 17. Now I am incredibly ashamed. Maybe in 40 years time so will they?

Ahem

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Its dreadful.

Its got new beetle rear lights and the skirts are from a Wizard of Rods effort.

The bumpers are pure shit.

Pre 67 wings and a post 68 bonnet.

The seats and belts would make it impossible to operate any of the switches on the dash.

 

Don't ask me how I know please.

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That chap has clearly misspelt the location of the vehicle and is not to be trusted. Obviously it should read "Twerpsbury". Fool. 

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I can't see the pictures. Am I missing anything?

No, au contraire, you're saving yourself from a time wasting few minutes when you could be doing almost anything else.

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I thought we were looking at something hideously offensive? Worse has been done to much rarer things than this...

 

I agree. Still needs throwing out of a 747 though.

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