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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Don't forget it's being described - as many Minis are by feckless retards - as 'a little Mini'.

 

Aah bless, it's a little Mini.

 

Fucking idiots.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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The dude offering that BMW 502 for £250k appears to be a seriously weapons grade chancer.

 

He "has" a Bugatti Chiron available for £4m.

 

Presumably the same one that's currently for sale at Romans for £3.6m.

 

Naturally, eBay is the natural destination for Bugatti buyers, so he'll do just fine.

 

Edit: Feedback suggests his normal bread and butter is a little less salubrious.

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Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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^^^^^ Interesting looking at Companies House and seeing the directors previous companies.

 

Many £1m plus cars for sale. I have to surmise that he is no more than a broker for these cars. I doubt he has them all in Grays available to view

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I rarely dip into this thread as it annoys me.   Not the thread or posts - the subject material.   I looked today and sure enough, I am annoyed. 

 

Why can't people asking house money for cars spend another £15 and get appropriately-fonted registration plates?   I have a £300 Fiesta and I am changing my incorrect front one!

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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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I drove a VW van in the 70s for work my dad had 2 from new a P reg and M reg , even then they were awful to drive why anyone would put themselves through the torture of driving one on a 500 mile round trip and sleeping in it fuck knows

 

What they cost today buys a nice car and a lot of hotels

Yeah, I don't understand this. I live in Northumberland so quite often get stuck behind them in holiday season wheezing up one degree hills flat out at 22 MPH on NSL roads, pissing everyone off. Grim way to spend your holidays, most of it must be spent getting these piles of shite to their destination and back.

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D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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s-l500.png

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Mini-1972-Chris-Evans-first-car/272938069866?hash=item3f8c606f6a:g:erMAAOSwa3BaDdhy

 

 

 

And?

 

 

 

Feckin silver spoon this guy had.

 

 

 

AKA its Fucked

 

Go on hit me with it, I'm ready.....

 

 

 

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He's actually a nice enough chap, I sold him a Peugeot 205.

 

He has various commercial buildings around the area and has a fleet of Peugeot 205 diesels that the staff use for getting around in

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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My word! It's at this point I could mention I sold did my x1/9 on this very forum for 700 of the Queens' notes

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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RANGE ROVER CLASSIC PICNIC TABLES - STC 8149 - VOGUE SE LSE, cocktail, seat back

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-classic-picnic-tables-stc-8149-vogue-se-lse-cocktail-seat-back/182916600429

 

oooooof

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Oh so no fixings then

 

OR FABRICATE BRACKETS FOR YOUR SEAT BACKS.. NOT THE HARDEST THING TO DO. WILL FORWARD IMAGES OF BRACKETS TO WINNING BIDDER. 

 

 

 

ok

 

Only fucking one and a half bags!!!!

 

Shit where do I sign?

 

One more thing - SOME VERY SLIGHT BLEMISHING/IMPERFECTIONS IF BEING VERY CRITICAL..WOULDN'T TAKE MUCH FOR A PROFESSIONAL WOOD RESTORER TO BRING BACK TO AS NEW IF GOING FOR CONCOURS ETC. ALTERNATIVELY LEAVE AS IS AS EXCELLENT SURVIVOR STANDARD. SOME FADING TO THE EXPOSED BACKS, AGAIN CAN TREAT IF NEED TO. 

 

 

Are you on drugs mate?

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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This ad, quite apart from the ludicrous price for scabby 1600 Montego pisses me off because ; since when did all Montego estates become Countrymen ? They're not fucking 1967 Minis, it was initially a special edition and later a trim level, but whatever, a1.6L even if it has got the optional rear facing seat is not a Countryman.
tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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.... Aside :-

 

https://goo.gl/images/gRCEd7

 

One of these (4 door) was getting mullered in 'The Persuaders' last night... Doors used to knock gunmen over >> y'know :)

 

TS

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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It's got a bid of £5000 now! Some sort of weird scam going on or have old 309s suddenly shot up in value?

 

Surely the one people who’d want it are on this forum!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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MOTORING---RIMMER BROS RANGE ROVER CLASSIC 1970-1995 PARTS AND ACCESSORIES

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motoring-rimmer-bros-range-rover-classic-1970-1995-parts-and-accessories/372131176891

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

£8.99 + £1.20 Post and packing

 

Or just get one for fuck all https://www.rimmerbros.co.uk/Catalog.aspx

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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.... Aside :-

 

https://goo.gl/images/gRCEd7

 

One of these (4 door) was getting mullered in 'The Persuaders' last night... Doors used to knock gunmen over >> y'know :)

 

TS

That 1mm thick steel was totally bulletproof as well, something the walking dead seems to have taken to heart this series, I'm calling it "The walking A team Zombies" from now on

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