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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Fuck me what a horror, it looks like someone has used Photoshop to stretch the whole photo vertically!!!

 

Edit*** there's so much there to laugh at I can't believe it. It's up there with those Meccano trikes with loads of skulls everywhere and a plastic school chair for the driver to sit on (with the gear lever positioned to spear him in the bollocks)

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I particularly like how the 2 mudguards move around the car depending on the angle the photo is taken from.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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that rover, olds abortion is shit, nothing fits or is even to the same fucking scale

 

this Bentley rep was papped a few years back as a lesson on how to make a shite bentley

 

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yep! started out as an LDV dropside

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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I hope the classic car market crashes spectacularly, and takes all these pretentious white room wankers with it. Duke of London, fucking hell.  :?

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bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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that rover, olds abortion is shit, nothing fits or is even to the same fucking scale

 

this Bentley rep was papped a few years back as a lesson on how to make a shite bentley

 

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yep! started out as an LDV dropside

Weird, I took the photo of the Sherpa they've got on that build sheet. Doubt it was that one as apparently it got stolen....

 

My Flickr photos literally end up everywhere.

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Perhaps they've blurred the reg out on the photo because it wasn't that one, it's just an image they found on the net to illustrate for the 99% of the population what a Freight Rover looks like.

 

TBH I think that was the best name they had.... Brings to mind images of a quarter mile long train made up of P6s full of coal.

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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The Halfords badges denoting it's a 3.5 V6 on the second one really add a touch of class*

What a fucking bell-end. £10k?! Really? Moog's one is the bargain of the fucking millennium then!

 

Actually, going by the way the adverts are written... are they both for sale by the same person? Both in Norwich too.

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I saw that Goodwood & burst out laughing. £795 maybe on a good day

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I saw that Goodwood & burst out laughing when it was posted on the previous page   ;-)

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Just the number £7550 shouts ‘mental’ before you even look at what the goods are. It’s as if he though he wanted £7500, so cannily put an extra £50 on thinking he would let an eager punter knock £50 off to seal a quick deal.

 

Verdict: Should be placed into social care as soon as possible.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I am disabled and my issues have got worse

 

The fella might already be 'in care'

 

On one hand I get all empathetic.

 

On the other I think nutter.

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

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There's something extremely odd about that Tina. The entire description is "automatic power steering" but neither of those things were ever available on the 1600E. Also no mention of why a 1970 car is on an S-reg. I reckon it's a bitsa and the guy's dreaming if he thinks it's worth anywhere near 50k.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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There's something extremely odd about that Tina. The entire description is "automatic power steering" but neither of those things were ever available on the 1600E. Also no mention of why a 1970 car is on an S-reg. I reckon it's a bitsa and the guy's dreaming if he thinks it's worth anywhere near 50k.

 

and the ad reckons tooleater but DVLA says 1.6

 

Love the glass sunroof as well, those never leak and always add value

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Even when I was a lad, 1600E orions were the holy grail. Lads had XR2s, 3is, Orion Ghias, but nobody had ever seen a 1600E in the flesh. A few people claimed to have a cousin/uncle/neighbour who had one with an escort turbo engine in and that was basically the best and most adult and respectable car anyone could imagine when I was 15.

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