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Ben_O Rank: BL Wedge

Ben_O

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You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995.  Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

 

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Must be because it's rare and interesting  :shock:

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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£7,000 BX!

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/citroen/bx/236323

 

 

The guy is delusional

 

After a £9,000 complete rebuild my 1989 BX 1.7lt TZD Turbo is being sold (as I am returning to Australia) and is now one of the best BXs in the UK.

A complete respray with all doors, bonnet, tailgate, rear guards and windows out. Any rust that was present was cut out and new sections welded in, primed and undercoated with modern materials far better than the factory build. The interior was completely stripped out to check for any problems and rectified. There are over 80 photos detailing the restore process.

All new spheres, new brakes, rear trailing arms re-bushed, timing and auxiliary belts replaced, in fact everything mechanical that was suspect was replaced.

The car has electric windows, electric sunroof, new radio with USB and Bluetooth, new Michelin tyres fitted on sandblasted and power coated rims and the correct hubcaps in perfect condition. The car has done only 120 miles since rebuild.

 

Now £5900 ono. TBH, if it really has had all that work done there are worse ways of spending five and a half grand.

 

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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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Now £5900 ono. TBH, if it really has had all that work done there are worse ways of spending five and a half grand.

 

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5&1/2k would buy a lot of coke and hookers, or a place in Bulgaria with some money left for coke and hookers

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Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995. Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

 

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Yeah true however i'll bet whoever's selling this will finance the Perodua at a spectacular rate for the sort of customer who can't even get a mobile phone on a contract.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Spending a mere 6 Grand to scare the living shit out of countless little children

and leave them traumatised for life actually sounds like a fair deal to me,

so I'm not quite sure why I'm posting this into this thread.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/half-scale-little-red-bus-with-automata-and-clock-trailer-included-/182774069173

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Contains fully animated characters, music and lights.  Timed for half hour performances.

 

The ultimate horror show.

  • Supernaut, Lacquer Peel and Exiled_Tat_Gatherer
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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How about 60 bags for this pure unadulterated blob of wank?
 
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I bet he was beaten up at school every day. Trice.

  • UltraWomble and Lacquer Peel
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davocano Rank: Citroen Ami

davocano

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^ Five years ago I spotted a Hudson in Addlestone which is right next door to Weybridge; the same one I wonder?

 

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Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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How about 60 bags for this pure unadulterated blob of wank?

 

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I bet he was beaten up at school every day. Trice.

3 kids, recently divorced, living at his mum's.

  • Lacquer Peel and Junkman
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Vintage Parade Kenworth Truck & Trailer

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Parade-Kenworth-Truck-Trailer-Go-Kart-Tot-Rod-Promotional-Shriners-/222650605404

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You are looking at a very, very rare vintage Kenworth Go Kart with flatbed trailer.

I'm looking at a shoddy useless piece of rubbish.

 

 

I imported this truck from California in 2016

There was nothing nice that could have been imported from California?

 

 

Classified Ad price: £2,995.00

You have a serious problem that you should urgently discuss with a therapist.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I love that Porsche although why folk decide to put themselves in their eBay ads I'll never know.

Unless it's reflectoporn.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Festering pile of dog jobby

 

INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-UK-MK1-SUBARU-LEGACY-4WD-MODIFIED-/122674872885?hash=item1c8ffe0235:g:N80AAOSw8HBZNB86

 

£8,995.00

 

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never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap

 

It's been painted not wrapt 

 

 

 

 

verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place!

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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It's a clever attempt at hiding a mismatched replacement rear bumper on that BMW, but it's not really fooling anyone.

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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Festering pile of dog jobby

 

INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-UK-MK1-SUBARU-LEGACY-4WD-MODIFIED-/122674872885?hash=item1c8ffe0235:g:N80AAOSw8HBZNB86

 

£8,995.00

 

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never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap

 

 

 

verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place!

 

That advert makes a convincing argument for involuntary euthanasia.

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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Remember folks, investments can go down as well as up :)

  • tooSavvy, Junkman and flat4alfa
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Seeing as internet pillock Colin Furze just turned an E30 cabrio into a bathtub on wheels, these things rust for a laugh in hidden places as he found out welding that one up. I blame Mike Brewer for a lot of things in the car world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything is worth a fortune

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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Remember folks, investments can go down as well as up :)

..... I have observed the same, recently, about Citroen!!

 

 

TS

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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.. a lot of things in the $$$ world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything* is worth a fortune

*subprime

 

 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I'm pretty sure it would have been easier to paint the rear bumper of that BMW the right colour, than mask and paint the lower body to match the wrong colour. Looks awful.

  • John F and MorrisItalSLX
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LostnotFound Rank: BL Wedge

LostnotFound

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The problem is when you see this amongst that list the others just look daft rather than ridiculous.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-VOLVO-V70-R-AUTO-ESTATE-IN-SAFFRON-WITHOUT-A-DOUBT-A-FUTURE-INVESTMENT-/292265688547?hash=item440c647de3:g:CAkAAOSwCkZZOXY8

 

I presumed it must at least be low miles, but no 137,000 on the clock. Verdict, would Roffel well at 5 quid a ticket.

 

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