ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Schaefft]

 

rong thread.

 

This thread is for "Bargains" #sarcastic not bargains #geditbortquik

 

Verdickt = fucked

 

Ah, I'll post it in the right thread then

[chaseracer]

RINGADINGDING!!!

 

132241329039

 

[Negative Creep]

I assume that's a 1980's era Mini?

[chaseracer]

Concealed door hinges, big lights, large rear window...

 

Yup.

[somewhatfoolish]

Ruston Hornsby portable steam engine, not all complete , some parts missing

A rusty old boiler on wheels, the engine fucked off long ago.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1982-Y-BMW-E21-320-Coupe-Manual-85-260-miles-from-new-For-Sale/142451807321

 

 

 

320/6 1977-1982 2.0 L M20 carb 89 kW (119 hp) @6000 rpm 160 N·m (120 lb·ft) @4000 rpm 320[edit] The 318 was a mid-range model, powered by a 2.0 litre engine using a Solex 2-barrel downdraft carburettor.  It accelerates to 100 km/h in 11.2 seconds and has a top speed of 170 km/h (106 mph) Vehicle make: BMW Date of first registration: November 1982 Year of manufacture: 1982 Cylinder capacity (cc): 1990 cc CO₂Emissions: Not available Fuel type: PETROL Export marker: No Vehicle status: Not taxed Vehicle colour: GREEN Vehicle type approval: Not available Wheelplan: 2 AXLE RIGID BODY Description Classic 1982(Y) BMW E21 320 Coupe Manual . 85,260 miles from new For Sale.  IN NEED FULL RENOVATION . EXCELLENT PROJECT.   HAS STOOD FOR 10 YEARS OR MORE.    WITH ORINGAL KEYS.  1982(Y) BMW 320 Coupe manual 5 speed . Metallic Green ,Cloth upholstery.Alloy Wheels Stunning time-warp survivor with a genuine 85,260 miles from new.  Power steering, original factory multi-spoke alloy wheels, old style radio and electric mirrors. 4cylinder and carburettor.

 

 

LOOKING FOR OFFERS OVER £3000.  RETAILING OVER £14000 AFTER RENOVATION.

 

What a raving dolt.

[HillmanImp]

TBH, the whole of the classic car section of Ebay could go in Ebay bargains now. Its mental. EVERYTHING is several thousand pounds overpriced. 

 

My inability to get off my arse and mend any my shit old cars has inadvertently made me rich. It brilliant. They are all in much much worse condition than when I bought them and all worth about 4 times as much. Performing better than my pension fund.

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1982-Y-BMW-E21-320-Coupe-Manual-85-260-miles-from-new-For-Sale/142451807321

 

 

It's not a coupe either. It's a two door 3 series.........

 

 

 

 

 

What a raving dolt.

[chaseracer]

^ And it may be green now, but it ain't paint...

[srad34]

I love the ads that state what they 'go' for when fully restored. That BMW E21 being 'worth' 14k when complete, a basic 2.0 in Metallic green? - I think to get that anywear near 14k, you would need to spend 10k and loose a year of your life.....

 

Are there folk out there that think iot could be done for as couple of grand with a 9-10k easy profit?

[alcyonecorporation]

I love the ads that state what they 'go' for when fully restored. That BMW E21 being 'worth' 14k when complete, a basic 2.0 in Metallic green? - I think to get that anywear near 14k, you would need to spend 10k and loose a year of your life.....

 

Are there folk out there that think iot could be done for as couple of grand with a 9-10k easy profit?

 

Basic E21s fetch five figure sums? Since when? 

[srad34]

Basic E21s fetch five figure sums? Since when? 

 Exactly my point, the clueless folk see a 'similar'* car for big dollars and think they are sat on a huge profit

 

*Not similar at all....but a old BMW

[5speedracer]

http://www.forgottenoh.com/Claycraft/cc-cont1.jpg

 

 

Large pile of bricks which I am reliably informed could easily be worth £300k when reassembled into a house.

Bargain at £50k.

[sheffcortinacentre]

Of course it can be done for peanuts in no time they've seen the mockney twat do it on tv.

[Felly Magic]

RINGADINGDING!!!

 

132241329039

 

I would love to twat people who do this round the head with a BFO torque wrench, a mid 1980s or possibly later car pretending to be a tax exempt classic. Utter cunts

[richardthestag]

Saffa RS Scrote

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-mk2-RS2000-/222575694329?hash=item33d28b91f9:g:EoQAAOSwFBRZb0ou

 

£8 bags

 

 

Genuine shell and bent vin plate with no clear pics of new pop rivets says body colour = red

 

 

Car inside and even around the vin says yeller

[Hertz]

It's nice but £26k!? Do me a favour.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Ford-Fiesta-XR2-11189-Miles-From-New-And-Simply-Incredible-/282592503117?hash=item41cbd3654d:g:RyMAAOSwFqNZVOiW

[NorfolkNWeigh]

It's nice but £26k!? Do me a favour.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Ford-Fiesta-XR2-11189-Miles-From-New-And-Simply-Incredible-/282592503117?hash=item41cbd3654d:g:RyMAAOSwFqNZVOiW

Only 6 registered keepers, plus probably the same number of traders. . Even Ford Mentalist Millionaires would want a one owner for that price , not that I'd ever even suspect it's had a little haircut between MOTs or owners.

[C1am]

Didn't know where else to post this.

 

 

 

This is a very clean car....everything is fine.

MOT history of this vehicle

• Test date3 August 2017
• Test ResultFail
• Odometer reading84,088 miles
• MOT test number4886 7316 8757
• Reason(s) for failure
  
  Steering column movement between the shaft and steering wheel (2.1.2b)

  Battery insecure (1.9.1)

  Rear Lower engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a)

  Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

  Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

  Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)

  Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)

  Offside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
• Advisory notice item(s)
  
  Left hand horn button inoperative

  Nearside mirror slightly deteriorated

  Power steering drive belt cracking

  Exhaust slightly corroded

  Slight under body corrosion

  Nearside rear tyre cracking

  Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)

  Offside front brake starting to bind and has been hot

  Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit 2-3mm (4.1.E.1)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-1.4-spirit/1258631671

 

[adw1977]

I wonder if they thought it would take a day or two for the MOT history site to update?  Says in the ad they want it gone within 24 hours!

[matty879]

Didn't know where else to post this.

 

MOT history of this vehicle

• Test date3 August 2017
• Test ResultFail
• Odometer reading84,088 miles
• MOT test number4886 7316 8757
• Reason(s) for failure
  Steering column movement between the shaft and steering wheel (2.1.2b)

  Battery insecure (1.9.1)

  Rear Lower engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a)

  Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

  Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

  Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)

  Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)

  Offside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
• Advisory notice item(s)
  Left hand horn button inoperative

  Nearside mirror slightly deteriorated

  Power steering drive belt cracking

  Exhaust slightly corroded

  Slight under body corrosion

  Nearside rear tyre cracking

  Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)

  Offside front brake starting to bind and has been hot

  Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit 2-3mm (4.1.E.1)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-1.4-spirit/1258631671

ive just emailed to see what sort of a seller they are.

does it have any mot?

the reply i expect will be no mate but it will fly another no probs.

I wonder if they thought it would take a day or two for the MOT history site to update?  Says in the ad they want it gone within 24 hours!

[Felly Magic]

£250 for an MOT failure Rowenta? £2.50 more like. Budget new column, new tyres, cambelt and water pump, aux belts,new brake calipers, discs and pads and some bulbs and new engine mounts, that's a lot of expense for such a worthless heap of dogshit, why a cambelt? well if the PAS belt is kippered, just imagine the state of the cambelt. Been maintained on a budget of 27p a year, and expect it to kettle at some point

[Felly Magic]

NO, NO, and THRICE NO!

 

 

 

Hiding it's reg so you cannot see how much welding it has probably had over the years

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C876703

 

And again

 

And as Churchill would say

 

 

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C866306

 

Must be silly season for Maestros

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C870731

 

£8k? Fuck right off you cockwomble

[Jerzy Woking]

Whilst I am not averse to custom bikes, whether they be chops, bobbers, street scramblers or street fighters, I do object to poorly executed work, disguised with some shiny paint.

 

No excuse for the exhaust on this-surely two minutes thought would have sorted it out.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki-motorbikes/suzuki-250cc-street-tracker/1259032318

[Pillock]

Here's one for Hendry, a lovely Mk6 Escort "Seranade" Special Edition.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-Serenade-Ltd-Edn-/152331799167

http://www.drmotors.co.uk/used-cars/ford-escort-1-6-serenade-5dr-leicester-201611250087817

 

 

Except that plate isn't included, which means you can't even check if they're pulling the old "five digit odometer" lark when they say it's got 24,000 miles.

 

Anyway - collectors dream, "the owners personal car" (what?)... £3950

[srad34]

Whilst I am not averse to custom bikes, whether they be chops, bobbers, street scramblers or street fighters, I do object to poorly executed work, disguised with some shiny paint.

 

No excuse for the exhaust on this-surely two minutes thought would have sorted it out.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki-motorbikes/suzuki-250cc-street-tracker/1259032318

Hipster types will be thrapping themselves raw over this, pile-o-shite

[Jerzy Woking]

Hipster types will be thrapping themselves raw over this, pile-o-shite

 

 

Those Suzukis were not great when new, and they must feel even worse now. It definately looks worse now than it did when new from the factory.

[Adrian_pt]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C899732

 

- Wikipedia-copied technical specification - CHECK

- History of the previous owner - CHECK

- Guff about "the serious collector"  CHECK

 

Admittedly it's a very rare early 900. Nice, but not 15 grand nice, especially for a 4-speed non turbo version with mismatched mats and a crappy rear plate...

[MorrisItalSLX]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C899732

 

- Wikipedia-copied technical specification - CHECK

- History of the previous owner - CHECK

- 

 

But that interior, Worth it to me!

[Captain Furious]

 

 

 

Stunning time-warp survivor

 

On the contrary, it looks like it has suffered bitterly through every day of that 15 year lay up