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HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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"List of jobs" that that Fester's had done:

 

1) Drop £29, 500* down nearest drain

2) Buy £500 of ICE from Halfords and tat from eBay.

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Interesting definition of 'immaculate.' A missing indicator lens is immaculate is it? Price is utter LOLZ.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amazing-1962-5-8-Liter-Windsor-V8-Ford-Zodiac-Righthanddrive-automatic-/161276778085?roken=Z6B89D

 

What a chancer, this sold 10 days ago on ebay for £6800 here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zodiac-1962-May-Mk3-V8-hot-rod-auto-/291111269070?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c79572ce&nma=true&si=kMahXtjX9GHdnaYK%252ByJIKcs7dtw%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

 

It's now back on again for £11750 with a cooked head gasket! what a bellend. My work mate went to look at this last month and went home empty handed as he said the bodywork wasn't anywhere near as nice as it was made out to be, and the seller was happy with his £6000 offer (before he saw it).

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Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

Bren

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SD1 for sale for £2850 in a classic specialist in Leeds.

 

The same car sold for less than a grand a few months back - I' m sure the seller was in St.Helens.

robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

robinmasters

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LIGHT PANEL DAMAGE

 

 

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That is damage to a panel with a light in it.

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/offers-bmw-z3-roadster/1056393511#photo-content

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 VERY FAST BUT HAS BEEN IN THE BARN A WHILE ........ ive had loads of time wasters

 

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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That Skoda is lovely but not 10k worth of lovely.

 

We had an S reg one in what was Battleship Grey IIRC back in the mid 80's with tiger pattern furry seat covers (fitted when we bought it)! I remember dad putting sandbags in the boot at the front in the snow as it slid everywhere, including into a parked car one day!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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1. Take an old Commer bus and paint it in the most period incorrect colours, including the windows.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-TS3-Motorhome-/151275132246

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2. Put your old tat from yet another period in it.

 

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3. Festoon it with an array of cheap Chinese Poundland lights, and a stupid out of place looking ladder.

 

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4. List it on the Mongbay for - are you ready for this?

 

 

Classified Ad price: £68,000.00
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Inspector Morose Rank: Lancia Gamma

Inspector Morose

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TS3 engine though. Doesn't look that badly converted but 68 large? Piss off!

Sudsprint Rank: BL Wedge

Sudsprint

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1. Take an old Commer bus and paint it in the most period incorrect colours, including the windows.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-TS3-Motorhome-/151275132246

$_12.JPG

 

2. Put your old tat from yet another period in it.

 

$_12.JPG

 

3. Festoon it with an array of cheap Chinese Poundland lights, and a stupid out of place looking ladder.

 

$_12.JPG

 

4. List it on the Mongbay for - are you ready for this?

 

 

Priscilla.... Queen of the Dunstables

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oman5 Rank: Renault 16

oman5

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Hmm. not without merit but looks too much like a mash up of an airstream trailer/greyhound/American RV. sprayed over windows always look cack. bet it sounds the nuts though

Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

Bren

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1. Take an old Commer bus and paint it in the most period incorrect colours, including the windows.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-TS3-Motorhome-/151275132246

$_12.JPG

 

2. Put your old tat from yet another period in it.

 

$_12.JPG

 

3. Festoon it with an array of cheap Chinese Poundland lights, and a stupid out of place looking ladder.

 

$_12.JPG

 

4. List it on the Mongbay for - are you ready for this?

Perfect for parking in front of the gates to your oil refinery a la mad max 2.

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TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

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I thought this was bad....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pristine-Original-Ferrari-246-Dino-Battaini-Jack-and-Bag-Tool-Kit-Roll-/301152840547?clk_rvr_id=622165865821&nma=true&si=4ul8Kz1fneY8bYDC5O4cS1G9wa4%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

 

 

Until someone pointed this out to me...

 

http://www.ebay.nl/itm/Ferrari-365-Tool-Kit-Jack-Roll-Bag-365-GTB-4-Daytona-Tools-OEM-/161045657075?pt=Vintage_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&hash=item257f11b5f3

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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^^^ I am all for relieving the stupidly wealthy of some of their cash. Trickle-down economics.

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Sudsprint Rank: BL Wedge

Sudsprint

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The best bit is the query over whether shipping will be £30?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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On Leboncoin (click pic for link) - €2800.  Suddenly £4995 for an immaculate one in Skeggy doesn't look too bad.

 

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Hasn't run for 10 years

Engine seized

Missing a few parts

The price is a bit high but the parts sell for the price of gold

 

:shock:

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