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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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That 130 Coupe was £66k last week!

 

Another couple of weekly 21k price reductions and I'm in!

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Car was in fire, perfect for rebuild or rod, current DK title

 

Fire! You don't say numb nuts! 

 

 

 

Price:
£5,000.00
 

 

LOL!

 

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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^ I was trying to work out what the fire damaged heap was,  I didn't dare click the link in case I bought it,

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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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"I BOUGHT FOR MY DAUGHTER A FEW YEARS AGO BUT SHE ONLY 13.BUT SHE DOESNT LIKE PINK CARS ANY MORE."

 

AS hive mind says: "WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU..."

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Hey, do you own a TVR? Fancy getting a domain name slightly similar to your car?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-ULTIMATE-DOMAIN-NAME-TVR-SPORTS-CAR-WWW-T-V-R-CO-UK-A-MUST-HAVE-WEB-ADDRESS-/251405313917

$T2eC16V,!)!E9s2fB+2)BQ-8!gVZ)Q~~60_12.J

 

£5,000 (but free postage mind you. I know these domain names are heavy). Considering TVRs are not exactly pricey these days I think this might be up for sale for some time.

 

This is about as stupid as those bloody personalised plates.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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might suit transvestite rescue  - like most of the internet use the wrong buttons anyway!

Dave_Q Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Dave_Q

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This - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-vag-tacho-2-5-skc-flip-key-activator-vag-programmer-scan-immo-com-tool-lazer-/301044266155?pt=Motors_Automotive_Tools&hash=item4617a2f4ab

 

Is the same as this - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vag-Tacho-3-01-Opel-Immo-Airbag-/161139106753?pt=UK_Diagnostic_Tools_Equipment&hash=item2584a3a3c1

 

But I'm sure the gentleman's knowledge is worth £570.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I can't tell if this weekend dog wanker is joking or not...

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201312310753208/sort/default/usedcars/quicksearch/true/page/1/radius/1500/postcode/ch23ru/model/calibra/make/vauxhall/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew?logcode=p

 

 

'RARE SPORTS CALIBRE SPECIAL EDITION'

 

No it's not, you fucking buffoon, it's a Calibra with a stupid, hideous, hateful body kit. A Calibre was a limited edition Mk2 Cavalier. I hope you paid too much for this though, Captain Cockchops, as it'd serve you right.

 

£4,900!!!!

 

*Won't let me post pictures from AutoTrader

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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"First to see will definitely buy"

 

I'm tempted to go and see it, laugh at it solidly for fifteen minutes, refuse a test drive and come home.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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I can't tell if this weekend dog wanker is joking or not...

 

'RARE SPORTS CALIBRE SPECIAL EDITION'

 

No it's not, you fucking buffoon, it's a Calibra with a stupid, hideous, hateful body kit. A Calibre was a limited edition Mk2 Cavalier. I hope you paid too much for this though, Captain Cockchops, as it'd serve you right.

 

£4,900!!!!

 

Fuck me that should be on barryboys

 

What a fucking shed, one parking touch on that front bumper is going to see half the car hit the deck.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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'proving to be popular with many buyers'

 

'first to see will buy'

 

Goon.

Charlie Croker Rank: Austin Maxi

Charlie Croker

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That Calibra is a heap of SHIT and anyone stupid enough to even think of paying paper money for is a retard!!!

I'd pay 50p in loose change just to give it a good booting outside his house.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Liberace shite!

 

I have no idea what these actually fetch but i'd say anything over 10k and you would be doing well.

 

 

Classified ad price:
£28,995.00
 

 

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

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TMFM.

 

Just something about that car. I dunno what it is, but it's just not right if you ask me.

Yes: £18000 asking price on a 1600 Capri.

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Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

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My good god that calibra is hideous . Looks like a sunburnt Jimmy Hill

What is seen cannot be unseen , off to my quack for help.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'd honestly suggest it's not that far off. They were quite sought after and (I'm reliably told) a right laugh to own/drive. Popular (well, as popular as an old Citroen can be) hot hatches are usually the first things to start rocketing in value.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Blimey, and I thought I overpaid for my Capri in Cyprus!

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(That's my friend Costas in the pic :)  )

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'd honestly suggest it's not that far off. They were quite sought after and (I'm reliably told) a right laugh to own/drive. Popular (well, as popular as an old Citroen can be) hot hatches are usually the first things to start rocketing in value.

 

It's not the first one I've seen in that price range, even the poverty ones are fun to chuck about so a GTi in good fettle should be superb.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Your probably right but it still seems a lot of money for a little french box, mind you look at the money that R5 GTT's are now making.

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

greengartside

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C465054#

 

£11500 for this Alfa and the seller talks even more guff than The_Doctor, it's almost coma inducing.

 

I've just read this and indeed found it very sleepworthy indeed. 

 

I'm pretty sure it's the condensed version as you can imagine the full description is something like....

 

...on 6th February 1988, the Alfa drove the 20 mile journey to Heathrow Airport, without any mishap or hint of lack of performance, in order for the owner to embark on a Boeing 747 aeroplane, registration G-FAAF en-route to Thailand to undergo a fact-finding mission. The pilot of the plane was a Mr. Charles Fairweather who was married with two children. On the owner's return to the United Kingdom, he returned to the Alfa and it started on the first turn of the key, as any car USUALLY FUCKING DOES.

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Your probably right but it still seems a lot of money for a little french box, mind you look at the money that R5 GTT's are now making.

And the AX is better built than the Cinq. You read that right...

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