ebay 'BARGAINS'

12,190 · February 1, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150989493091

Volvo 360 with no pictures and scant description that contains the word "project". Only Ã‚Â£1795.

Get tae http://goo.gl/maps/9mhJM

4,993 · February 1, 2013

Looks like it's drawn some sensible offers.

5,311 · February 3, 2013

Almost six flipping grand for a 10 year old Toyota Camry?!

It does look nice though.

3,900 · February 4, 2013

What can we say about this marvelous mini, its been featured in Mini Mag, its been a concourse winner in most shows since 1990 with loads of trophies to show. this is a well known mini at the british owners club, its got so many extras you`d better have a look. this car has been signed by Paddy Hopkirk..

You can start by saying something about that god-awful sodding interior. FUCKING EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Looks smashing under the hood though:

But not 11 grand smashing.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-H-MINI-MAYFAIR-Highly-Modified-/281030944937?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416ebfe8a9

47,365 · February 4, 2013

Is it even possible to still drive that mini seeing as it has a plank of fuggin wood where your shins need to go?

Utter shit, anyone who pays Ã‚Â£11k for that genuinely needs shooting in the face.

4.5k · February 4, 2013

Indeed. There's probably a fairly good reason why BMC didn't make the dash that low in the first place. I'm 5'10'' and I'm pretty sure I couldn't drive that.

9,725 · February 4, 2013

Smart enough looking Pug 505 wagon..

but...

DONE 55000 KM " NOT MILE"

LEFT HAND DRIVE

Photos clearly prove that's bollox, and

NO ROAD TAX NO MOT

Classified ad price:
Ã‚Â£8,000.00

He's taking the piss.

9,725 · February 4, 2013

Still a bit salty I reckon, but if I were going to blow several grand on an old Pug, this would be far more up my allez....

February 4, 2013

Is it even possible to still drive that mini seeing as it has a plank of fuggin wood where your shins need to go?

In my misguided youth I had one of these center console thingys in my Mini...could you drive it? just about, with my relatively dainty size 8 feet and you get used to just having to leave your left foot hovering over the clutch all the time as there's nowhere else for it.

32,443 · February 4, 2013

I was just about to post that 505 myself, unbelieveable!, mind you it does "HAS INTERNAL PHONE "LOOK AT THE PHOTOS"".

4,380 · February 4, 2013

I was just about to post that 505 myself, unbelieveable!, mind you it does "HAS INTERNAL PHONE "LOOK AT THE PHOTOS"".

That phone is pretty awesome though. You could really lord it over Cavalier drivers

5,311 · February 4, 2013

He's taking the piss.

Getting very basic details wrong such as what side of the car the steering wheel is on is disconcerting. I would love to know how much those offers were for - not a patch near the Ã‚Â£8k this vendor wants.

32,443 · February 4, 2013

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

The seller of this is after Ã‚Â£6995, you might get lucky and get it for free though...

If you can show me a cleaner car same spec for this money i will give you the car FREE

Sounds like a challenge to me.

32,443 · February 4, 2013

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

Another Robin bellend, Ã‚Â£5500 for this "Porsche eater".

this car really is a beaut, it looks and drives suoerb, and turns more heads than a porsche 911 turbo

108,850 · February 6, 2013

Ã‚Â£3,195.00 for this piece of bollox.

But you can enjoy the most mindbogglingly debile ad you ever read.

It needs a new windscreen (quoted between Ã‚Â£60-100 depending if you want clear or tinted). Looking for a pre-90's mini to compete in the 'Round the World' challenge, hopefully a Cooper from the sixties and a Mini van as back up. Back to the Patvan, the registration shown is for show use and does not...

Apart from this,

... it does need work to some of the fibreglass in places ... the engine is out at the moment ... this was lent to a friend for his Fiat 500 that was used on Life on Mars ... the engine has a blowing exhaust ... the carb top is missing ...

But thanks God, it

... comes with posties sack and a limited edition cap that was awarded to top Postmen and Postladies ...

Ho.

Ly.

Shit.

Someone please tell this pillock here is Earth.

108,850 · February 6, 2013

Another Robin bellend, Ã‚Â£5500 for this "Porsche eater".

this car really is a beaut, it looks and drives suoerb, and turns more heads than a porsche 911 turbo

You could paint it yellow and write 'Trotter's Independent' on it, you know.

Thus you would double your money by making it unique and desirable.

9,692 · February 6, 2013

Reliants are going up in value and you do get a Hell of a lot of looks. But that definatly ain't worth what he is asking. As for the trotter replicas I just wish the tossers would get the right base model to start with. Mind you folk who pay the stupid prices asked for "1989 trotter lookalike reliant rialto" are just as stupid. Am I right in thinking the 505 was the last rwd pug? My father had a e plate 2.2 gti 7 seater. Nice car to be fair

5,311 · February 6, 2013

I really hope that the asking price is a misprint!

Granada 1.8 GL, breaking for spares & repair Ã‚Â£10,000

February 6, 2013

Start your bidding from Ã‚Â£750 for this fantastic 2000E project...

You get a vin plate, a log book and a free lump of metal to weigh in

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA- ... 257a8bd0f9

February 6, 2013

I wont apologise for presenting this beauty to you ( If, undoubtedly, its been shown on these hallowed pages before) because, lets face it, there really isnt enough laughter in the world, right?

32,443 · February 6, 2013

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C363445#

Ã‚Â£11000 for a poorly photoed Golf

These cars have shot up in value recently

12,955 · February 6, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TURBO-TECHNIC ... 2a28128445

Classified ad price:Ã‚Â£9,495.00

5,311 · February 8, 2013

Sticking with the blue Oval...

Fiesta Festival

Classified Ad price Ã‚Â£6,995 (or best offer).

Those 80s and 90s Ford limited editions certainly looked very smart indeed.

4,466 · February 8, 2013

Frig!!!!! Seven grand. At least it's not doomed to become an XR2 reshell at that price

1,309 · February 8, 2013

Keeping with the theme of optimistic Ford sellers can a W reg Puma, however rare and pristine really be worth 8995?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-W-FORD-R ... 35c4287726

130,981 · February 9, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TURBO-TECHNIC ... 2a28128445
Classified ad price:Ã‚Â£9,495.00

Fark me, that's lovely. Far, far too much money but maybe in ten years time it'll be worth it.

4,993 · February 9, 2013

the 495 part of the price makes suspicious.

8,519 · February 9, 2013

Sticking with the blue Oval...

Fiesta Festival

Classified Ad price Ã‚Â£6,995 (or best offer).

Those 80s and 90s Ford limited editions certainly looked very smart indeed.

My mates girlfriend had one of these in the late 80's. it was affectionally known as the fiestival. It was very useful at dragging 4 very pissed blokes from pub to pub.

62,812 · February 9, 2013

Looks like Purple Helmet might have a rival.

4,256 · February 10, 2013

Ã‚Â£1,800.00

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-m ... 257abc4d0f

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