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AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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I sure hope that he'll accept my offer of £1:37.

idiotboy Rank: Austin Maxi

idiotboy

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I now feel physically sick, poor car.

 

The problem is that whoever buys that will try and insure it for £8500 and the insurance companies will say stroll on. The idiot will then join the 2CV club and ask for a £8500 valuation from the 2CVGB club valuations expert i.e. me and I'll have to inspect it (without being sick) before having to tell the disappointed "bunty" reader that its worth about £3000 because some tit bodged a rebuild and painted it a gastly colour.

 

Arsehats!

jonny69 Rank: Renault 16

jonny69

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**** it. I literally missed it by 1 hour 29 minutes. Hopefully he'll relist it again and I can put it on my watch list.

JohnDeere Rank: BL Wedge

JohnDeere

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I just saw from his eBay feedback that 405 seller has been knocking his model collection out at £30-50 a pop. Which probably makes him even more convinced that the full-size job is worth 10 times more.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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I just saw from his eBay feedback that 405 seller has been knocking his model collection out at £30-50 a pop. Which probably makes him even more convinced that the full-size job is worth 10 times more.

 

So, he's a model seller then... :D

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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They have loads of other plastic bargains on eBay too, I've been to this garage and some of their prices even for the other bilge on offer are salty beyond belief. Who buys these three wheeled monstrosities for this kind of wonga?

People who only have motorbike licences!

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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So, he's a model seller then... :D

 

You forgot to add: *buddumtish* aaathankyouverymuchI'mhereallweek

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

 

 

Nice panel fit on the rear door

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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I love 2CVs but they've really taken that one too far. :x

Minilites, custom mats & a Moto-Lita steering wheel may have a place in many cars, but not in a Douche FFS.

ruffgeezer Rank: Lancia Gamma

ruffgeezer

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This one appears to have fallen from the stupid tree, and not content with having hit every branch on the way down, has then received a damn good shoeing from it

crashing onto him:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spairs-or-repairs-/160835097131?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item257284d22b#ht_771wt_1185

 

Not content with failing to get the cars name in the title, misspelling "spares" in the title, but also misspelling the model of car in the advert.

 

I will happily give you nearly £500 for your bastard yellow, thrashed out, spunk box of a car, oh and it's oh-so-valuable numberplate which you completely omit to give any details of in your advert.

 

Twat.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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but i know this number plate is worth 1175 pounds so im going to put this car up for 465.00 pounds

 

Tell you what china, you keep the plate and sell it yourself, give me the car plus £500 for my trouble and you'll still be over £600 up. then I'll arrange for a local scrappy to hiab it from outside your house.

 

You can paypal me the £500 and give me your house details and we can conclude our business. :twisted:

 

You know what it might just work :lol:

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

 

 

Nice panel fit on the rear door

 

£200 over the bridge for my 405 estate. I think you should offer him some sort of Price Is Right weighbridge game.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

 

 

Nice panel fit on the rear door

 

£200 over the bridge for my 405 estate. I think you should offer him some sort of Price Is Right weighbridge game.

 

This on is ever betterer

 

 

£275 BUYS THE CAR

etc etc

I CAN SCRAP IT FOR THIS AMOUNT ,BUT IT CUD BE A GOOD SPARES CAR FOR SOME ONE

 

£275 for a clio :shock: How much over £200/tonne does that make it? :?

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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A minty fresh 900 Turbo like this is high on my List of Wants. But £2500 is a bit Too Much.

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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That Saab's definitely a bit pricey. Mine's in similar nick but it's got the manual box and a new headlining and you could have it for a grand less! 8)

 

Also with a slush-matic is this tarmac terrorist 1.6 Capri, nice enough but £6.8k?? :shock:

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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fanta.jpg

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weasel.jpg

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-Beetle-Her ... 231f566f79

 

'If you've seen 'Herbie Gos Bananas' then you'll deffinatley know this chap.It has the no.9 in three differen't areas'

 

Classified ad price: £19,995.00

 

I've got a pair of Sally Thomsett's knickers, would you take them in part-exchange? If you've seen the film 'The Railway Children' then you'll definately know these trollies, she waved them at the train when a tree fell on the line. They have the motto 'age 7-9' in one place and also have fake rust in the back of them. I'd take fifteen grand for them, don't waste my time.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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some pictures

 

Orange sea-world handle stoat? :?

Or is it a weasel? :P

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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can see map knob weasel?

philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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Possibly the first one I have ever managed to make any sense from!

Fanta-see World knob-weasel.

Hooray!

-Waits to be told how wrong he is-

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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fanta sea usa knob weasel ?

 

 

think im getting the hang of this

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Fanta-see World knob-weasel.

Got to be, hasn't it?

 

These picture conundrums are ace Cav, it's like the Autoshite version of Catchphrase.

 

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Say what you see, just say what you see... :lol:

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolom ... 968wt_1044

 

£10K for a Dolly Sprint - bugger me have they really gone up that much?

 

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The Plane.... The Plane.... I bet its full of people willing to pay £10Large for an old dolly....

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