ebay 'BARGAINS'

[John F]

OK, it's a Mk 2 Escort so it isn't going to be cheap. But it's not rally prepared and only has a mildly tuned 1.6 crossflow in it.

 

 

 

What d'you think - about £8,000?

 

Oh no.

 

In spite of the wrong grille & the irritating black & silver plates on a 1978 car, this semi-literate clown wants... wait for it... £30,000 for it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Escort-/281949941396?hash=item41a586ae94:g:MxIAAOSwB4NW1KhI

[strangeangel]

 

missing engine and box wireing loom lights windscreen and a fe other bits

 

 

no v5

 

 

definitely a project

 

 

A snip at £1555 then.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-datsun-pickup-banger-raceing-project-barn-find-only-3-in-uk-/172118741205?hash=item28131390d5:g:7XUAAOSwQYZWveRa

[matty879]

OK, it's a Mk 2 Escort so it isn't going to be cheap. But it's not rally prepared and only has a mildly tuned 1.6 crossflow in it.

 

 

 

What d'you think - about £8,000?

 

Oh no.

 

In spite of the wrong grille & the irritating black & silver plates on a 1978 car, this semi-literate clown wants... wait for it... £30,000 for it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Escort-/281949941396?hash=item41a586ae94:g:MxIAAOSwB4NW1KhI

belongs to a local clown,he trys to sell loads of overpriced shite.i wonder why it never sells?

[raggerminder]

This is very desirable at £10000 below advertised price - maybe...

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C717485

[oldcars]

This is class*

 

My Rialto (when working) would be worth around £800-£900 i think. So what will i do if i want to sell? Yep you guessed it, take then engine out, put a towbar on and spend £42.36 on shite coffee stuff from argos.A quick yellow blow over and Boom instant money maker.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Catering-trailer-coffee-van-reliant-car-Only-fools-and-horses-memorabilia-/161977729888?hash=item25b6a00360:g:ka0AAOSwx-9WwEhj

 

[richardthestag]

not on the scale of the above really but ...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rimmer-Brothers-Rover-V8-Engine-Parts-amp-Accessories-Catalogue-Edition-2-3-/262328472198?&_trksid=p2056016.l4276

 

 

£6 inc postage and packing?

 

Nah I'll have a new one for free http://www.rimmerbros.co.uk/Catalog.aspx

 

 

 

[Kiltox]

This is class*

 

My Rialto (when working) would be worth around £800-£900 i think. So what will i do if i want to sell? Yep you guessed it, take then engine out, put a towbar on and spend £42.36 on shite coffee stuff from argos.A quick yellow blow over and Boom instant money maker.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Catering-trailer-coffee-van-reliant-car-Only-fools-and-horses-memorabilia-/161977729888?hash=item25b6a00360:g:ka0AAOSwx-9WwEhj

LOL "catering" is pushing it describing that setup!

[eddyramrod]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMERICAN-MUSCLE-CAR-BARN-FIND-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-1969-CLASSIC-CAR-/201542036036?hash=item2eecd76a44%3Ag%3A6D0AAOSwYlJW53GV

 THIS IS BEING SOLD AS IS IN A AS FOUND CONDITION FOR SPARES OR REPAIR AT A BARGAIN PRICE TO CLEAR

 

NO OFFER WHATSOEVER LESS THAN START PRICE

NO TIMEWASTER WHICH IS ASKING A LOT ON HERE ALATELY

 

£7,550.00

0 bids

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-mk3-ghia-x-/172143000590?hash=item281485bc0e:g:AdYAAOSwpIdW8Vds

 

 

 

ford escort mk3 ghia x

 

Errr... No, It's a Mk4 1.6 Ghia Firefly.

 

 

 

£3,650.00

 

Not on your nelly, especially with no MOT either.

[laser wheels]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-mk3-ghia-x-/172143000590?hash=item281485bc0e:g:AdYAAOSwpIdW8Vds

 

 

Errr... No, It's a Mk4 1.6 Ghia Firefly.

 

 

Not on your nelly, especially with no MOT either.

 

 

ANY TEST TRIAL WELCOME

 

Just not an MOT.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

What a dick

[Felly Magic]

Didn't realise how 'cheap' these were. Not exactly shite though

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1909-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Ghost-Rois-Des-Belges/301823359999?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D36243%26meid%3Da53716809e9d4bbfb435197acefe124b%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D24%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D121932608699

[panhard65]

To be honest that seems good value for 1.6m just look at some of the other crap that makes that much money

[outlaw118]

^^^OUTLAW DELIVERY SERVICE IZ AVAILABLE^^^

[Jerzy Woking]

Saw this and fucks sake.No brakes. No electrics. 150cc barrel fitted but still registered as a 125. And even worse,up to £760 for what should be 200 at most

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-CG125-150-custom-bikes-bobber-scrambler-classic-cafe-racer-/172142124527?hash=item2814785def:g:IGoAAOSwHxVW8Bv-

 

Can't seem to add the photo sadly-its a heap.

[laser wheels]

I know these are nice and rare(ish) and all, but £8k?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Uno-1-4-Turbo-ie/231787727458?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36243%26meid%3D34cb48e8efe146e1b38e42fdf0b8b35b%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D111939083397

[Felly Magic]

Another 'rare' South African Ford, this time a Granada 3.0 coupe in L spec, with 4 on the floor. Been semi Barry'd, but the seller is de Barrying the interior, so just the wheels and daft bonnet pins to sack off. Seller wants 15 bags for it, but it would need shedloads of anti rust treatment

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-MK1-Ford-Granada-Coupe-3-0-ltr-V6-4-speed-manual-RAREST-OF-THE-RARE-/182069024901?hash=item2a6428d885%3Ag%3AgwkAAOSwG-1Wu4b0

 

 

[tooSavvy]

^^^ agreed on Waxoyl.

 

No price to be put on a non-frilly HenryCoop Shirley?

 

 

TS

[Sudsprint]

I know these are nice and rare(ish) and all, but £8k?

 

$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Uno-1-4-Turbo-ie/231787727458?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36243%26meid%3D34cb48e8efe146e1b38e42fdf0b8b35b%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D111939083397

That is such a lovely car though that I would be the type of fool to think it was worth £8k

[C1am]

Lada Samara " extremely low miles"

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lada/lada-samara-extremely-low-miles-/1160453806

 

£5,000.00

 

 

[Negative Creep]

Old School JDM Tax + RWD DRIFT YO Tax + White Room tax = £7995

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-KE70-GL-PLASTICS-STILL-ON-DOOR-CARDS-FROM-NEW-/252336645551

[twosmoke300]

Jesus - I had one of those in the same colour as a field car when I was about 14 . It was indestructible- had it 2 years and even put a clutch in it !

[Supernaut]

Old School JDM Tax + RWD DRIFT YO Tax + White Room tax = £7995

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-KE70-GL-PLASTICS-STILL-ON-DOOR-CARDS-FROM-NEW-/252336645551

Some dickhead will probably buy that and have it scraping its sump along the ground within days, then boast about how much it cost, so it must be good... right? Right?!

[wuvvum]

Yes it's clean and low mileage, but £2200? Really?

 

 

Shit photos too.

[Alexg]

FFS, who are these Nimrods? Drive it a few feet forward and it's in the sun. Pathetic.

[Ghosty]

Fupping hate this just now. Dreaming fanboys thinking a non-Gsi Corsa is worth £££s. This guy's a right stargazer. Bear in mind that even the very best C20LET Redtop examples will struggle to make 3 bags, this guy thinks he can ask 3 and a half large for one with a 1.4 8v conversion with Yamaha bike carbs. 130bhp is not even formally backed up.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/262302931101

 

LOL at the shill bidding.

 

Now £2000BIN, £1600 start with reserve.

I get the feeling there'll be a £1800 reserve.

[michael1703]

Blank out number plate in pictures.

 

Advertise vehicle using reg number in title for twice the value

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/p799-mwp-/182082046479?hash=item2a64ef8a0f:g:oDoAAOSwGYVXBASo

[Alexg]

Magical

[spike60]

I've been looking for an E39 530d touring for the boy, this saloon is at least twice the price of everything else I've seen.

£7000. Good luck with that, pretty as it is.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-5-SERIES-E39-530D-SPORT-TV-FUNCTION-PRO-NAVIGATION-6CD-CHANGER-/381591406208?hash=item58d89ec680:g:2eIAAOSwJQdXAo7c

 

[leakingstrut]

"TV Function" Does the TV even work in them any more?