ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Hertz]

Someone please buy this 405! I just want to see a picture of the previous owner when it gets collected as I have him in my head as a Keyser Soze type but at the same time a sandwich short of a picnic.

[willswitchengage]

Someone please buy this 405! I just want to see a picture of the previous owner when it gets collected as I have him in my head as a Keyser Soze type but at the same time a sandwich short of a picnic.

 

Would the Style trim have actually had air con as he alleges?

[Rusty Pelican]

Don't all rush at once...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Ford-Escort-1-6i-16v-Calypso-Cabriolet-Convertible-STUNNING-SHOW-WINNER-/181292117906?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a35da2f92

 

As clean as it is, it's still a horrible car in a horrible colour at a laughable price.

Thats worth fuck all , they look shit and on my " need to be extinct ASAP " list 

[phil_lihp]

I was all prepared to defend it as a tidy, strangely povo-spec convertible on sale during the rain season until I saw the price.  That's positive thinking on a whole new scale.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A3-T-Sport-Auto-3dr-46-000-MILES-ONE-OWNER-FSH-PETROL-1998-R-/271360339931?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2e562fdb

 

£2,995!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

4 GRAND for that shitty 1.6 escort soft top????? LOL The guy is clearly a full-on ARSE WHISPERER

[hairnet]

send trig round to larf in essex audi mans face

[Hertz]

This is absolutely gorgeous but for the love of god who would pay 45k for it?

 

[Paul Dupart]

That Fiat is a beaut!  If I had more money than sense (I ain't got much of either).

 

The speedo & rev counter look like they're lifted straight from a 1980's Talbot! 

[Grundig]

Could we not just find 22 of us who are willing to chip in a tenner and put it out of its misery?

We only need 20 of us to chip in - it's down to £200 

 

I've got a cock 'n' hen doing nowt 

[seacow]

We only need 20 of us to chip in - it's down to £200 

 

I've got a cock 'n' hen doing nowt 

I'm in! - but lets piss him off (against his express instructions!!) and offer $150

[brickwall]

...and then say you thought the adverts was for the trailer in the pic.

[Woody]

Apologies for no pic, but haven't worked out how to post photos from mobile yet

 

http://www.kgfclassiccars.co.uk/details.php?cid=286

 

£70k!!!!! Shouldn't be surprised I guess...

[TagoraSX]

That 130 Coupe was £66k last week!

[Junkman]

And you have to spend another £800 immediately to get rid of those horrible whitewall tyres.

[Ghosty]

Ad says they've been taken off.

[Hertz]

That 130 Coupe was £66k last week!

 

Another couple of weekly 21k price reductions and I'm in!

[face]

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C455306#

 

£4K

[Hertz]

 

Car was in fire, perfect for rebuild or rod, current DK title

 

Fire! You don't say numb nuts! 

 

 

 

Price:

£5,000.00

 

Buy it now

 

LOL!

 

[anonymous user]

^ I was trying to work out what the fire damaged heap was,  I didn't dare click the link in case I bought it,

[spike60]

Fire damaged heap is an early Corvette, I took the risk!

[Station]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-Honda-City-1-2-Convertible-Automatic-Very-Very-Rare-Only-1-County-p-x-/121208961114?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c389df85a

 

"I BOUGHT FOR MY DAUGHTER A FEW YEARS AGO BUT SHE ONLY 13.BUT SHE DOESNT LIKE PINK CARS ANY MORE."

[Junkman]

WTF is going on here?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-TRIUMPH-DOLOMITE-1850-OVERDIVE-59K-RARE-BARN-FIND-99P-START-NO-RESERVE-/181293509023

[chaseracer]

"I BOUGHT FOR MY DAUGHTER A FEW YEARS AGO BUT SHE ONLY 13.BUT SHE DOESNT LIKE PINK CARS ANY MORE."

 

AS hive mind says: "WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU..."

[HillmanImp]

Hey, do you own a TVR? Fancy getting a domain name slightly similar to your car?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-ULTIMATE-DOMAIN-NAME-TVR-SPORTS-CAR-WWW-T-V-R-CO-UK-A-MUST-HAVE-WEB-ADDRESS-/251405313917

 

£5,000 (but free postage mind you. I know these domain names are heavy). Considering TVRs are not exactly pricey these days I think this might be up for sale for some time.

 

This is about as stupid as those bloody personalised plates.

[mercrocker]

might suit transvestite rescue  - like most of the internet use the wrong buttons anyway!

[Dave_Q]

This - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-vag-tacho-2-5-skc-flip-key-activator-vag-programmer-scan-immo-com-tool-lazer-/301044266155?pt=Motors_Automotive_Tools&hash=item4617a2f4ab

 

Is the same as this - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vag-Tacho-3-01-Opel-Immo-Airbag-/161139106753?pt=UK_Diagnostic_Tools_Equipment&hash=item2584a3a3c1

 

But I'm sure the gentleman's knowledge is worth £570.

[Cavcraft]

I can't tell if this weekend dog wanker is joking or not...

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201312310753208/sort/default/usedcars/quicksearch/true/page/1/radius/1500/postcode/ch23ru/model/calibra/make/vauxhall/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew?logcode=p

 

 

'RARE SPORTS CALIBRE SPECIAL EDITION'

 

No it's not, you fucking buffoon, it's a Calibra with a stupid, hideous, hateful body kit. A Calibre was a limited edition Mk2 Cavalier. I hope you paid too much for this though, Captain Cockchops, as it'd serve you right.

 

£4,900!!!!

 

*Won't let me post pictures from AutoTrader

[Pillock]

"First to see will definitely buy"

 

I'm tempted to go and see it, laugh at it solidly for fifteen minutes, refuse a test drive and come home.

[richardthestag]

I can't tell if this weekend dog wanker is joking or not...

 

'RARE SPORTS CALIBRE SPECIAL EDITION'

 

No it's not, you fucking buffoon, it's a Calibra with a stupid, hideous, hateful body kit. A Calibre was a limited edition Mk2 Cavalier. I hope you paid too much for this though, Captain Cockchops, as it'd serve you right.

 

£4,900!!!!

 

Fuck me that should be on barryboys

 

What a fucking shed, one parking touch on that front bumper is going to see half the car hit the deck.