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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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To quote the (alleged) Beardy Kiddie-Fiddler, "Can You Guess What It Is Yet?"

$T2eC16hHJGEFFmk53U(YBSGJ!8MJvg~~60_35.JLooking good from this angle.....

$T2eC16dHJFwFFZyHNzIbBSGJIz)C7Q~~60_35.JHmmmm, nice leather and shizz.....

$(KGrHqVHJBkFIV4vdS!1BSGJFsDGQ!~~60_35.JAnd now it appears to have gone to shit.

 

YOU GET ALL THE THRILL OF A FERRARI BUT WITHOUT THE COST

No, you don't. It's an MR2. And it's a starting bid of £16,500. Donkeyblower.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-F430-REPLICA-/281160063109?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4176721885

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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theres one of those parked on the road near where me old man lives - looks ok from a distance......

 

properly spaced all round tho :D

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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This is seriously nice, but I have no idea what sort of coin these are worth.

$T2eC16dHJHwFG1u69WDtBSK6(zLZTQ~~60_35.JObviously an Austin 3 litre - (is this a land lobster?)

This one is £10,995 classified. If my numbers come up. this will be on the list, but until then....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-Litre-Automatic-Stunning-/221279852293?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33854e9705

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The Austin 3 Litre is the only car my Dad and I agree on and would happily own.  It's special for other reasons too.  To date I've seen 3 in the real world in my lifetime, I doubt I'll see more.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Want a new Rangie, but don't want to be compared to a footballer?

Step right this way Sir....

$(KGrHqZHJBoFIErHuViHBSB8rHlsPQ~~60_35.JIt's a 1993 (hence why it's in this thread) but all is not what it seems. It's totes amazeballs dude! (That's what da kidz say innit?) Have a look at the spec, and then seriously, would you rather have a new one? At £89,750, a smidge more than a new Autobiography, but who cares?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Range-Rover-2-Door-Classic-4-8iSE-CONCOURS-RESTORATION-MODERNISED-/261282764492?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd5aa96cc

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The most ridiculous thing is the colour. For £90k, I'd expect some! A nice dark metallic brown would work nicely I suspect, but that'd probably be extra...

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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building the car to your specification.

Agreed, not keen on white, but they'll pretty much built / paint one in whatever spec or colour you'd want.

And Reg, we'll have to agree to disagree on this - not that I'm in a position to have to make this decision!!

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Nothing need be added here. well aside from the reports of OMG HGF have vanished from the description

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT-405-1-6-Style-/321206993011?ssPageName=ADME:B:WNARL:GB:1120

on watching list :shock:

 

 

notice his recent feedback?

 

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=car_mad23&&_trksid=p2047675.l2560&rt=nc&iid=321206993011&sspagename=VIP:feedback&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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That is fucking SHIT. And it has a slow puncture. He is charging £35k for a car which would sell for £700 if it was original (which 99.9% of the population would think looked better) and he cant be arsed getting a new tyre for it. 

 

What a total and absolute (possibly mentally retarded) cunt. 

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Brabus stuck a 7.3 litre version of the V12 into the W124. One of those would be fun. :)

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I know someone with a W210 EV12 estate. That thing is rather bloody special. He somehow gets 20 mpg from it in town which astounds me.

 

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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At £10k I'd be bloody tempted. However.

Fuck. Me. (not literally, you understand)

Yep, rare, and very nice, but HOW MUCH?

garycox Rank: Renault 16

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I literally did a LOL at that price. Suely it must be a 'POA THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL PRICE' type thing?

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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They've been snorting the mushroom vapour off Rishworth Moor if they think that's worth 4G.

Hilariously, my mate Ryan used to own that. I think he paid £495 for it, which was £700 too much.

Bring back teenage memories?   I thought memory loss was a pre-requisite for Smegro ownership!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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They seem to think they can get Doctor money by giving it a wash.

Aren't those wheels from a later Rover 114? The drivers seat bolster is worn, they've left phones and sunglasses inside whilst they take the pictures, it looks like it's just come off a jack and not settled too. Abysmal. I'd want ten identical ones for that price, and perhaps a weekend with a high class hooker too.

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They've been snorting the mushroom vapour off Rishworth Moor if they think that's worth 4G.

Hilariously, my mate Ryan used to own that. I think he paid £495 for it, which was £700 too much.

 

 

This was mine lol and it's actually come down in price since he first advertised it! They gave me £300 as part ex and I was just glad to get rid! it's only a 1.1 and a stolen recovered, needs a timing belt, 2 new sills and the radiator leaks badly. The wheels are original and being a 1.1 is super rare (because of being slower than walking)... but thats all... ha

 

The reason it sits so high is that the guy I bought it off had the suspension pumped in March, thats all.

 

Oh and someone drove into it 3 days before I part ex'd it... you can see the crease in the bonnet still and the cracked bonnet badge...

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If only there was someone local, who knew all the faults with it, that could go and tear it to shreds in front of the dealer's eyes.....

"Is that a dent in the bonnet?"

"Are those sills crusty?"

"Has it ever been stolen?"

"Are you on crack?"

 

etc.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Metro is defo a front runner in this thread for sheer hopeless self-delusion. The ratio of 'asking price : realistic price' is certainly at the upper end of the scale at approx 10:1, and if you take into account the total mediocrity of the car in question that must bring in some sort of multiplier. Asking £25k for an MR2-based Ferrari rep is clearly ridiculous, but at least you can see that you're being asked to pay for some semi-skilled work usually including an expensive paintjob and a retrim. Here you're paying a substantial premium, for absolutely f**k all.

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