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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Is it just me or does the car in the tunnel picture look nothing like the one in the auction catalog

 

They straightened it out a bit. Chap was going to do a full resto on it. Some PR chappy has been working overtime with it being described as 'the last Mini to leave Longbridge.' Seems the folk with truly silly money were not won over by that line!

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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They have doe that loads of times. I sent them an email once asking if they had made a mistake. They came out with some waffly crap about contacting them with the correct price. Some stupid advertising stunt IIRC. Substitute st for another letter more like. Bunch of fuckwits.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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added

 

last time out I asked about photos and he said ' ive been ill for 5 days, i will add some soon"

 

then added 2 poxy pics taken in the garage

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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They have doe that loads of times. I sent them an email once asking if they had made a mistake. They came out with some waffly crap about contacting them with the correct price. Some stupid advertising stunt IIRC. Substitute st for another letter more like. Bunch of fuckwits.

 

I'd imagine they don't have the part in stock, so don't know how much one will cost. You contact them, they ring a supplier, double the price, and get back to you with the "correct" figure. Pretty standard reselling practise but at least most people doing this can be arsed to look prices up first.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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it does not have an MOT

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Seems that my local 2nd hand Jag dealer has taken up smoking crack:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-1-8-a-c-Auto-GLX-Immaculate-Car-Only-28-000-Miles-/251236919988

 

 

 

Peugeot 306 1.8 (a/c) Auto GLX

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Ford-Escort-MK3-1-1L-Genuine-16-000-Miles-Low-Ownership-/251272505185

 

 

I don't care how nice an example this is, it ain't worth shit. If I look on the 'sold' listings on Ebay the most expensive one to have sold recently was £862.51.

 

Next:

 

 

 

1982 Ford Escort MK3 1.1L Genuine

 

 

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Okay, this does look pretty nice with only £16k on the clock but I think you would be hard pressed to find someone who wants to spend £2.5k on such a miserable fucking driving experience as this car will bring. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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"I know the pictures are shit but I don't have a proper camera"

 

Brilliant, he must have enough invested in ebay listing fees to have bought a camera with a free Iphone attached to it by now.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I need the space as I drive a Volvo now

 

Surely we can start a justgiving fund or something to buy that 405 and put the whole internet out of it's misery.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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I disagree. I don't see why we should reward this belming twat for his ignorant, thick-skinned perseverance in trying to sell a £200 car for twice its value.

gdhaydock Rank: Austin Maxi

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I disagree. I don't see why we should reward this belming twat for his ignorant, thick-skinned perseverance in trying to sell a £200 car for twice its value.

Not even £200 at the moment, scrap value is shite. Its got OMGHGF and no MOT, the only thing it appears to have going for it is a 'large boot'

 

Not even worth it for spares on a base model.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I wasn't thinking about him I was thinking about everyone else on the internet who's sick of the sight of the bloody thing.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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But you can't because decimalisation didn't happen until 1971 so you have to pay him in Groats or something.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I would cut a hole in the roof and tip a JCB scoopful of 20p's into it.

gdhaydock Rank: Austin Maxi

gdhaydock

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I would cut a hole in the roof and tip a JCB scoopful of 20p's into it.

Perhaps cut a hole in HIS roof and fill it with 20p's where the brain should be

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Mentalist of the year

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-HONDA-INTEGRA-MT-QUARTZ-SILVER-VERY-RARE-ONLY-4-FOUND-LEFT-WORLDWIDE-/321177913878?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac7b20a16

 

A real deluded nut case right here

 

 

 

with only four models found worldwide U.S.A, GREECE, POLAND and SCOTLAND.

 

 

 

 

 

The fact that the number plate and "D" reg plus the mileage on the clock in no way relate to new parts regular upkeep and care that this car has received. In 1997 the recorded mileage was 125509 miles and was owned by an elderly couple in the village of Whiteparish, Wiltshire.

 

 

No mention of current mileage or MOT. Whats the damage then

 

 

price:

£5,000.00
 

 

 

Not even funny really.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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remove that buy it now sharpish - its a real link - DO NOT Click it

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I'm a big fan of W124's and had an E280, which I liked .

$T2eC16h,!zcE9s4g4wllBR-9()zQCw~~60_3.JP

 

 

This is a lovely car in perfect working order.

 

Sounds good.

 

 

It currently has a SORN notice on it,

That's a shame but if it's cheap I'm sure we can work something out.

 

 

while it passed its MOT (end of last year) they said that in order to pass this year we would need to have the emmissions checked which is a very small and inexpensive check.

That doesn't sound very good. Hopefully it's a good price

 

£4500

 

 

Good luck I hope they reduce your dosage soon!

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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Bollocks. I know of at least 2 in Belgium, 4/5 here in England including that the one above, and probably countless others all over the world.

blackburied Rank Morris Ital

blackburied

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Bollocks. I know of at least 2 in Belgium, 4/5 here in England including that the one above, and probably countless others all over the world.

The whole advert makes me want to scratch the cunts eyes out.. What a prick!

oman5 Rank: Renault 16

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