ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Claypole]

Driver's seat "warn" - looks like it's been ripped to shreds in the picture...

 

 

Looks like the next "scene" victim is parked up behind it too.

[In The Pit]

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So that's just the sixty five large for an Escort then?

 

Nice car, must be mega rare but that much money?

With the rise in Escort prices the £65,000 wasn't that much of a shock but what did shock me was and I quote "can be prepared for historic racing" if i'd just bought that Escort for 65 grand then the last thing id be thinking about doing would be to take it rallying, i'd first knock the gable end of my house down so I could drive it into the living room i'd then brick the hole back up, wire the car up to the mains and quit work so I could sit with the car 24/7 in the company of a retired policeman two alsatians a shotgun and a clove of garlic.

[dieselnutjob]

 

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[seth]

That was a few cars ahead of where I was in the traffic out of Goodwood on Sunday. I felt pity for what is quite a stylish car underneath.

[Pillock]

I've got this car for 3 years.

 

So it's not for sale yet then? Or is it?

 

A lot of work to make it so visible.

Aaha, yeah Peugeot really fucked up there with those partially-transparent 406s. Always fading in and out of the visible light spectrum. You'd have thought there would be a recall.

 

That was a few cars ahead of where I was in the traffic out of Goodwood on Sunday. I felt pity for what is quite a stylish car underneath.

Did it still have the grinning bint hanging out of the window when you saw it?

[dieselnutjob]

Did it still have the grinning bint hanging out of the window when you saw it?

Doesn't it look like she's having a dump in the car?

[FredTransit]

Did it still have the grinning bint hanging out of the window when you saw it?

Doesn't it look like she's having a dump in the car?

I was just thinking that!

[seth]

Did it still have the grinning bint hanging out of the window when you saw it?

No but she might have been i the passenger seat. I was trying hard not to look.

[Father Ted]

 

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[RedSparrow]

She ain't bad compared to the usual horrors used to flog chav-mobiles on ebay.

I bet her voice would give you a headache though. Looks the type.

[dollywobbler]

Did it still have the grinning bint hanging out of the window when you saw it?

No but she might have been i the passenger seat. I was trying hard not to look.

It looks like she's shitting on the driver's seat....

 

Very sexy. Um, not at all.

[pogweasel]

I agree.

She could come round and pretend to poo in my 2-door coupe any time, on the proviso she does not speak.

[Father Ted]

 

Some bastard killed the Honey Monster and stuffed him in the boot

[FredTransit]

 

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Can't help thinking she's been photoshopped on there too. It's that outline round her lower legs that makes me think that...

[warren t claim]

It looks to me like she's enjoying a dump on the drivers seat.

[AlsoMike]

Can't help thinking she's been photoshopped on there too. It's that outline round her lower legs that makes me think that...

Plus her legs don't cast a shadow on the car either... Perhaps that's caused by the creator of this abomination using paint so bright that it creates it's own light and all shadow around it is drawn into a vortex and destroyed. Perhaps.

[Tayne]

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[wuvvum]

This is rather lovely in a slightly patina'd sort of a way, but I really don't think it's worth twelve grand.

 

[Pillock]

Can't help thinking she's been photoshopped on there too. It's that outline round her lower legs that makes me think that...

She's just got fat legs.

[Albert Ross]

Ebay winner gets to lick the minge smear off the drivers door card.

[FredTransit]

Ebay winner gets to lick the minge smear off the drivers door card.

There are specialist sites for that...... Ew.

[Cavcraft]

Ebay winner gets to lick the minge smear off the drivers door card.

There are specialist sites for that...... Ew.

Link or STFU

 

Anyone tried sending a text message to the owner of that abomination? I might do so and ask if I get to test drive his bird too.

[FredTransit]

Cav I'm saying nowt so will STFU..............

[rocco1504]

Hmm, that looks funky.

 

£1,850.00

Bit rich?

 

without an MOT

piss off!

 

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I've actually seen that "in the flesh" as it were, and it's a beauty .

I bought 2 doors for my Polo from him, and he said they had Car Park Nicks, but you needed a magnifying glass to see any marks, if the seat is Worn, he probably means there is a thread loose.

The whole family is Classic VW mad, his dad owns 2 beetles and a splitty camper, and knew more about my Scirocco than I did.

 

Overpriced maybe, but a stunning little motor.

[uk_senator]

Hmm, that looks funky.

 

£1,850.00

Bit rich?

 

without an MOT

piss off!

 

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I've actually seen that "in the flesh" as it were, and it's a beauty .

I bought 2 doors for my Polo from him, and he said they had Car Park Nicks, but you needed a magnifying glass to see any marks, if the seat is Worn, he probably means there is a thread loose.

The whole family is Classic VW mad, his dad owns 2 beetles and a splitty camper, and knew more about my Scirocco than I did.

 

Overpriced maybe, but a stunning little motor.

I do like the laquered primer look & early Polos are a tidy bit of design, thought so since my Dad got me a Corgi 1:43 one in about 1977.

 

Rocco, quick question mate, hows your HB Viva a 72?

[uk_senator]

 

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Can't help thinking she's been photoshopped on there too. It's that outline round her lower legs that makes me think that...

I`ve known birds like that, but I usually insist they do it with their arses on the outside of the car, but each to their own eh.

[trigger]

Vauxhall Firenza 1800SL

 

In need of a full restoration (Even the photo is 10 years old), He's after £2995 for it! I saw a tidy, restored one for sale at Bromely for £2500!

[rocco1504]

Rocco, quick question mate, hows your HB Viva a 72?

Unfortunately, it isn't at the moment, the guy wasn't happy that I wanted to pay some of the payment with Paypal, even though I offered to pay the fees as well, but I think he had a bit of a problem with computers in general, judging by his replies to my emails, But that's life i'll just have to keep looking. if anyone knows of any good ones available, please ?.

Wouldn't mind the Firenza above though, apparently there's only 5 left running on the road at the moment, probably why he thinks the price tag is worth a punt, although he'll be lucky to get a Monkey for it, I would have thought.

[rocco1504]

In need of a full restoration (Even the photo is 10 years old), He's after £2995 for it! I saw a tidy, restored one for sale at Bromely for £2500!

If the photo is 10 years old, why is it dated 7-6-2009 ?,

[trigger]

If the photo is 10 years old, why is it dated 7-6-2009 ?,

My guess is that it's a photo of a photo.

 

This is the one i saw for sale for £2500, Worth every penny i think, I've seen it at a few shows and it's very nice.