ebay 'BARGAINS'

[richardthestag]

That scrote aboniation just made me burp up last nights supper

4 door ghia might have been worth something but this is just a festering pile of utter dog wank 

[Skizzer]

£4545 for an S reg Punto, anyone?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C760058

 

 Will only go up in value

 

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.

 

Please no timewasters

 

Oh do fuck off.

[Felly Magic]

ROFLCOPTER at that Cunto, £495 perhaps

[castros_bro]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/classic-car-barn-find-peugeot-205-diesel/1183704771

[Tamworthbay]

That RS Turdo has cheered me right up. Judging by the care and attention to trivialities such as the silver strip which doesn't even line up where the door shut used to be, I wonder if he just locked the door from the inside and wobbed over the gap?

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Would be fun to turn up and try and open the rear doors from the inside.

[Alexg]

I like on that 'RS' how he's used the word 'recreation'. Like it's on a par with some modern-day specialist-built E-Type, rather than just a rattle canned Escort with isopon filled shut lines.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

I don't see what the issue is with the aRSe Turbot.

It's had a 'two door CONVERSION', so have confidence in the work done.

 

 

 

Unless... conversion means buying the largest tub of Isopon P38 using a hooky Halfrauds trade card and wobbing it into the door gaps with the back of a spoon formerly used for heating up junk, followed by liberal applications of arsehole spray, whilst pissed.

[Felly Magic]

£8k for a rusty Lada Niva pram??? Shurely shum mishtake!!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C778889

 

[raggerminder]

These can be good fun, but £5 short of £3k is optimistic...

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C746427

[Captain Furious]

Those Punto GT's were actually quite an understated weapon back in my youth. 1.4 Turbo if I recall correctly. I remember my mate having a Renault 5 GT Turbo and his sister having a Punto GT, his R5 didn't have a prayer

 

Not sure if £4500 worth of epic, but they did have a certain something that you wouldn't normally associate with a Punto

[flat4alfa]

^ and engine can go straight in to X1/9

 

Or did I read that wrong somewhere

[strangeangel]

 

Great bike, and lovely and shiny and all that, but

 

£3250

 

 

Fuck off.

[Eddie Honda]

Fuck off.

Indeed. A load of nonsense.

 

Pie in the sky from Dubai. ©Lord McFall

[wuvvum]

Just thirty three thousand pounds buys you this blinged-up four-year-old Toyota iQ.

 

[Supernaut]

^ and engine can go straight in to X1/9

 

Or did I read that wrong somewhere

I've seen it in person. Twice.

 

Two X1/9s turned up to a show last summer. Both had Punto GT engines shoehorned into them.

[17-Coffees]

I though it was the Uno turbo engines that people plonked into the X1/9's? Or is it the same unit? 

 

 

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Anyway, at just £3,500 this is a BARGON...

 

How you ask? Well let the seller tell you...

 

 

Beautiful example of a rare VR6, Originally started out green and standard but after over £51K worth of parts and work done (all invoices and receipts included, along with pictures of the full build) it's now 100% unique!

You read that correctly...

 

 

 

Again over £51,000 in invoices, and USB stick with pics of the whole build from start to finish. Also has a cool number plate 

 

Cocking hell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-MK3-VR6-Customised-Modified-Dub-Show-Car-/262605338361?hash=item3d247f76f9:g:f~kAAOSwi0RXyMmq

[Negative Creep]

I though it was the Uno turbo engines that people plonked into the X1/9's? Or is it the same unit? 

 

 

-

 

 

Anyway, at just £3,500 this is a BARGON...

 

How you ask? Well let the seller tell you...

You read that correctly...

 

 

Cocking hell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-MK3-VR6-Customised-Modified-Dub-Show-Car-/262605338361?hash=item3d247f76f9:g:f~kAAOSwi0RXyMmq

 

 

How the hell has he spent £51 grand on that? Looks like £5100 worth of parts at the most

[purplebargeken]

Typo?

[carlo]

I imagine that Aston Cygnet has only done 4,000 miles because people are embarrassed to be seen in it.

[Negative Creep]

They certainly hold their value though!

[AMC Rebel]

I though it was the Uno turbo engines that people plonked into the X1/9's? Or is it the same unit? 

 

 

-

 

 

Anyway, at just £3,500 this is a BARGON...

 

 

How you ask? Well let the seller tell you...

You read that correctly...

 

 

Cocking hell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-MK3-VR6-Customised-Modified-Dub-Show-Car-/262605338361?hash=item3d247f76f9:g:f~kAAOSwi0RXyMmq

 

A set of "legal" headlights for when it's mot time lol as the ones in are quite bright. 

 

 

 

Yeah what a "lol" blinding every fucker else is.

[AMC Rebel]

I imagine that Aston Cygnet has only done 4,000 miles because people are embarrassed to be seen in it.

At the risk of starting a hideous political debate - I'd say this was a manifestation of one of the EU's sillier ideas.

[face]

I've seen one Cygnet in the wild (loads parked up at AML) and that was in Fakenham, of all places.

[wuvvum]

I've seen one Cygnet in the wild (loads parked up at AML) and that was in Fakenham, of all places.

The only one I've ever seen was parked up outside Termini Station in Rome.

[Sheefag]

I though it was the Uno turbo engines that people plonked into the X1/9's? Or is it the same unit? 

 

 

-

 

 

Anyway, at just £3,500 this is a BARGON...

 

How you ask? Well let the seller tell you...

You read that correctly...

 

 

Cocking hell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-MK3-VR6-Customised-Modified-Dub-Show-Car-/262605338361?hash=item3d247f76f9:g:f~kAAOSwi0RXyMmq

 

There's 11 grands worth of colour co-ordinated, Titanium-Butane jumpleads behind the driver's seat.

 

[Sir Snipes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-J-NISSAN-300-ZX-3-0-TARGA-TWIN-TURBO-2D-280-BHP/172336549944

 

£20,000 to you sir.

 

Note also amateurish attempt at The Doctor photography. 

[tooSavvy]

^^^ J Reg! My plate is worth at least £350....

 

TS

[strangeangel]

How the hell has he spent £51 grand on that? Looks like £5100 worth of parts at the most

 

Spend fifty one grand on parts, sell car for three and a half - Barrynomics at its finest.

[wuvvum]

This fuckwit is still trying to sell his "petrol" cap for 100 quid, and still hasn't twigged what the "OEL" inscription on the top and the oily deposits on the inside mean.

 

[STUNO]

LDV camper in very nice nick and only 10500 pounds !

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/caravans-motorhomes/motorhomes/5-59-metres/auction-1161059396.htm