What's the first car you had sex in?

[warren t claim]

This has become a very funny thread but its also endearing and indicative of the broadminded member base that nobody has raised comment to men having relations with other men on here, think that would be very different on other car forums.

 

Actually, I was even more impressed for the duration nobody had lost a word about it at all.

It is of nobody's bloody business who the next man has sex with, unless it's one's wife/partner, or a minor. And I don't mean a Moggie with the latter.

 

Gotta get me a bench seated yank tank in blue. Haven't had a shag in a car for too long.

 

Indeed, Autoshite is rated as the second best LGBT friendly car related website by 100% Beef magazine. We only lost out to Pistonheads because their readership own more Audis.

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[Angrydicky]

As yet, I haven't. I do drive a blue Austin A35 though, so it shouldn't be too much longer. Might be a bit cramped though

[155V6]

1st time was in a Mk 3 Cortina in about 1988,last time was last year on the bonnet of an Alfa 33 Sportwagon in Father155's lock-up but not sure if that counts.

Funniest time was when I was parked up in my Mk 4 Cortina 2.0S(ENM 308T)on Army land in about 1989,2 MPs pulled up in a Mk 2 Cavalier,& after checking my girlfriend was happy with being there,they went to drive off but the starter was jammed so I had to help one of them bump-start their car

[Parky]

1980 chevette with cobra bucket seats. Not comfy! I was 19 and she was a 30 year old single mum from Liverpool who looked like Halle Berry (if you squinted in the dark).

 

Last time I tried anything like that was with Mrs Parky while driving through a town called Amberley in the South Island, New Zealand. Unfortunately I was enjoying some stress relief and failed to see the 50km limit sign. Cue a Holden Commodore in my mirrors with the full blues and twos as I barrelled through at 71 in my 1987 civic! Have never encountered such a rapid passion killer, and the phrase "ahm afraid thets gonna be a hundred and sivinty dollar tucket sir" put me off further shenanigans for months.

 

Apologies to Rab and Stuno for the casual kiwi rascism!

[STUNO]

I will be passing through Amberley after New Year, I'll think of you !!!

[Parky]

Ha ha, cheers! Stick to 50 through there bro!

[trigger]

I do own a blue Cortina which Mrs T has mentioned a few times we should christian but i don't want to damage the vinyl seats.

 

We did however once do it in the front of my old Citreon C15 works van which was quite entertaining, even more so when my twat of a boss was driving in it the following day commenting on the stain on the drivers seat...

[trigger]

Oh and I've also popped Mrs T ribs after doing her over the bonnet/wing of a Mercedes Vito van that was in a car park late one night in Colchester after we both had to much too drink and was walking back to her parents.

[ShiteRider]

First would be a BLUE M-reg clio diesel (hers) on southport sea front, her name was debbie.

Last was in the back of my old sierra glsi twincam (K125ANM, since gone to the great garage in the sky ) , down a country lane just outside maghull, her name was Zoe.

[SambaS]

2010. We moved from the clifftops to the back seats of the XR3, this was near Peterlee

 

and 2009 I think, whilst driving the Samba Convertible to Scarbrough, and I find it inherently difficult to concentrate on 2 things at once. That's all I have to say about that notfullsexobvsexperience :I

 

oh Dan... and Chris

[Partridge]

For some reason I’ve always wanted to have sex in a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

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Aah yes, Man 2 Man meets Man Parrish. Was a male stripper in a Go-Go bar, etc.

[Tayne]

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Aah yes, Man 2 Man meets Man Parrish. Was a male stripper in a Go-Go bar, etc.

 

Tom Of Finland is what you want to be looking up.

[warren t claim]

10/10 for recognising where I stole the pic from. Mr H Sceptre is the one in the cuban heels.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

10/10 for recognising where I stole the pic from. Mr H Sceptre is the one in the cuban heels.

 

Yep, but tips in his G String made his living. Oooh! Aaa!

[Partridge]

A long standing goal of mine is to be sucked off (sorry, I can’t think of another way to put it) by a girl in the back of a Jag. My girlfriend (no she’s not inflatable) has said she’d be happy to fulfil this dream! And yes, in a Jag as well. All I need is a Jag. (You can rent an XJ from Enterprise can’t you?)

If this happens does this count as sex in a car?

[chaseracer]

...If this happens does this count as sex in a car?

Not according to Bill Clinton...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs

[Partridge]

I imagine Enterprise Rentals would disagree with him though?

[Tetleysmooth]

Ford Anglia 105e.

 

Handpainted blue.

[Des]

Surely someone here has a Jag to give you the lend of. And yes it will count, carve a notch in the dashboard after.

[Partridge]

daveb47 has one now hasn’t he? Sure he won’t mind me taking a lump out of the wood fascia with a Stanley knife

Maybe Autoshite should pool their resources --insert bad joke here-- and buy a communal shag wagon? Maybe modify it to include a KY dispenser in the armrest (like Rolls and the like with Champagne coolers) and fill the CD autochanger with condoms? In that case the “CD†button would stand for ConDom.

[oman5]

daveb47 has one now hasn’t he? Sure he won’t mind me taking a lump out of the wood fascia with a Stanley knife

Maybe Autoshite should pool their resources --insert bad joke here-- and buy a communal shag wagon? Maybe modify it to include a KY dispenser in the armrest (like Rolls and the like with Champagne coolers) and fill the CD autochanger with condoms? In that case the “CD†button would stand for ConDom.

 

For the true shite experience, it would need to be a shagged out ford transit with a mattress thrown in the back.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Simple answer - take the Laydee in question to the nearest breakers. There will surely be an assortment of wanked XJ40's in which to do the deed. Quick release jeans are required for quick 'three pumps and a squirt' penetration.

[Partridge]

Simple answer - take the Laydee in question to the nearest breakers. There will surely be an assortment of wanked XJ40's in which to do the deed. Quick release jeans are required for quick 'three pumps and a squirt' penetration.

 

I’ll find out if my local breaker has any Jags. I’ll tell her I’m taking somewhere and that she’ll need sensible shoes and a loose skirt

[red5]

Ford Cortina GT 4dr.

 

Ermine white.

 

HVJ669E

 

Yeah, baby

[fordperv]

a red k plate rover 214si when id not long passed my test, I found if your 6 foot and the vehicle is at standard ride height your ladyfriend can pop her bum on the wing top and lie across the bonnet its the perfect height for you to stand and do the business without bending or crouching

[John F]

Maybe Autoshite should pool their resources --insert bad joke here-- and buy a communal shag wagon?

 

Might I suggest a certain Peugeot 405? It gets loads of watchers so would be ideal for dogging...

[Anglevan]

Not sure if I posted this before - cant be bothered going through 14 pages. Anyway the first car for me was this actual one

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Anglia-Estate-bodyshell-/360625685934?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item53f6f745ae

 

It cropped up on ebay a few months back (it was complete then) but the bidding went silly and it was clear that shill bidding was going on. Then it crops up as a bare shell. The reg is JBY355D - a lot of fond memories of that car and just enough room in the back with the seats folded down..

I owned it in the eighties / early nineties

[George-Roper]

Morris Ital HLS - lady of the night £50.

[Partridge]

Blimey, what would £50 buy you now?