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#10951 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:28 PM

Do they sell Autotrader in Nigeria? :shock:
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#10952 OFFLINE   gtd2000

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:08 AM

I sold my Primera today so sadly I will be unable to take up this kind offer, recieved by e-mail through AutoTrader : "I am interested in immediate purchase of your car.After several consideration over the advert placed on the website,i have really shown interest in it and would really want to issue the payment in form of Bankers Draft and what is the final price. Will you be accepting a Bankers Draft?The Bankers draft that will be issued by me would include the cost for shipping this car to me.I shall solely be responsible for the shipments of this car.Please contact me via email for further questionings as regards to this transaction if you really show willingness in selling this car. Thank You and I am expecting your response asap." Does anyone actually fall for this crap?? :lol:

Allegedly the director of the consulants a chap I used to work with in the USA did - not the car sale scam but the dodgy bank-notes scam. According to my old colleague (Dave) he was taken for hundreds of thousands even although he was advised by Dave that it was all bullshit he continued regardless and eventually his company collapsed due to lack of funds. The only upside to this tale was that Dave started his own consultancy and came out well ahead financially. Have any of you read about the guy from Scotland that scammed the scammers? :twisted:
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#10953 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:37 AM

I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE. UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT

What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.

Yeah, I absolutely hate that attitude. Its all only because the modern marketing has told you that power steering is a must have (becuase modern suspension geometry and tyre sizes make it so I beleive). I bet she never even tried it. Window cranks! Oh Noes! I hope the steering pump and window motors burn out in the inevitable 306/Clio/Polo

#10954 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 09:27 AM

Little blue Metro is a peach....
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:19 AM

Is your credit starting to crunch? Here at Hirst Used Autos we offer prestige and style in an attractive financing deal an American like you can afford.

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1989 Chrysler New Yorker

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#10956 OFFLINE   gallondrunk

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:04 AM

Nice 1300 Cortina

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#10957 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:12 AM

I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE. UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT

What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.

Yeah, I absolutely hate that attitude. Its all only because the modern marketing has told you that power steering is a must have (becuase modern suspension geometry and tyre sizes make it so I beleive). I bet she never even tried it. Window cranks! Oh Noes! I hope the steering pump and window motors burn out in the inevitable 306/Clio/Polo

Ungrateful little shit. There are plenty of 17/18 year olds who would love their own first car.

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#10958 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:44 PM

This has the potential to be lovely, but it also has the potential to be a complete fugging nightmare.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:30 PM

Nice 1300 Cortina

http://i6.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/44/f0/2b8...

That is nice, to the extent that I'll put more pics up.

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I'd seriously love that - I've fancied a Cortina MK5 for quite a while now and this one has dartboards, two-tone paint and the wheezy 1300 for cheap tax. Just wish it was brown or something.

#10960 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:07 PM

I'd seriously love that - I've fancied a Cortina MK5 for quite a while now and this one has dartboards, two-tone paint and the wheezy 1300 for cheap tax. Just wish it was brown or something.

I must have had 20 or 30 Mk4 and Mk5 Cortinas... the 1.3s are truly hopeless. Ideal Hirstcab material as long as you make sure the void bushes are knackered. I miss the Mk4 Cortina wobble.

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#10961 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:50 PM

SHITE BROWN W123
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For £850 BIN or Best offer with a years ticket that is really floating my boat, looks clean and in a perfect colour with matching wheel trims, Shame it's the other side of the country.

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#10962 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:12 PM

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I bet this goes well with Peugeot TD power, shame it's such a rotter

#10963 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:20 PM

beige, 5 doors, sercks.... anyone?

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#10964 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:33 PM

ACE PHOTOGRAPHY

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I AM A VEGETABLE

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#10965 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:35 PM

Vanguard DIESEL! Must be capable of 45mph easily.

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#10966 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:41 PM

Nice laurel - belongs to R-R's resident 'unlucky Alf' Character 'AKKU'.

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"Knowin' my luck it'll pgobably get bid up to two ggand, then sum cheeky bugger'll steal it, then i'll lose mi job"

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#10967 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:45 PM

Now this is seriously amazing. Its painful to think about the inevitable fate awaiting this car. If I had won the lottery i'd bid a million on it just to prevent it from happening.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ370193928980

LOOK AT THAT!!!!!

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Surely the best remaining outside of a museum.

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#10968 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:50 PM

This looks like it might be nice, cheap too and in VWpowered's neck of the woods. How close is it VWP? Postcode is 16100

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#10969 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:52 PM

SUPER CLEAN, SUPER POVO:

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#10970 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:10 PM

WOW, a fiat Samantha!

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#10971 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:11 PM

Innocenti De Tomaso TURBO

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400 QUID

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#10972 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:14 PM

Shitting Nora, look at that for €600! What a MINTOLA

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Long way away though

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#10973 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:16 PM

Hey look at this lovely early delta 1500, its in France and LHD but its on UK plates for some reason.

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#10974 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:22 PM

look at this totally unmolested Fiesta!

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looks MEGAMINT

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:29 PM

Hey look at this lovely early delta 1500, its in France and LHD but its on UK plates for some reason.

http://i16.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/42/aa/3c...
http://cgi.ebay.fr/L...emZ250412969510

Does it have a mannequin in it? :?

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Date of Liability 01 12 1991
Date of First Registration 01 11 1987
Year of Manufacture 1982
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1500CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour GREY

Odd.

#10976 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:33 PM

BLANDSHAPE 929:

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The most forgettable car styling you will EVER SEE!

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#10977 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:34 PM

HOLY MUTHA FUGGIN MOLY!

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Check the problem though, its got a broken rear screen!!! Where TF would you get another!

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:46 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Too big to fit in a photo :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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:shock:

I like this :D
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NO OVERSEAS BIDDERS (ireland excluded).

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
Looks great 8)
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:03 PM

http://i6.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/43/94/ebc...

Stunning. That'll be my desktop background for a while :)

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:54 PM

Now this is seriously amazing. Its painful to think about the inevitable fate awaiting this car. If I had won the lottery i'd bid a million on it just to prevent it from happening.

http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BRU9PZg!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ370193928980

LOOK AT THAT!!!!!

http://i4.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/45/4f/6b4...

Surely the best remaining outside of a museum.

How much will that go for?




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