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Look at this tin of shit.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-BLACK-HONDA-CIVIC-CRX-TRACK-DAY-PROJECT-CAR_W0QQitemZ140316988125

 

FAT N NIPPY NUMBER PLATE

What????!!!

 

Originally this car was prepared for a track day

I have changed the lexus style rear lights as well

It has been lowered by 40mm

Some great mods there which will undoubtedly help it get round a track quicker. WHAT A SHITTER! Why isnt the government crushing this sort of thing if it wants to do us all a favour.

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I love this guy, quite a famous Nova too:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SALOON-2-0-SRI-GSI-GTE-RAT-LOOK-NOT-CHAV_W0QQitemZ220403399980

 

THE BONNET IS RUSTY AND THIS IS THE WHIP THAT STARTED THIS TREND, I AINT SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST BUT HOW MANY RIDES DID YOU SEE BACK IN 2006 WITH THIS HUH ? PAINT IS 2 PACK SATIN NOT DONE BY HALFORDS RATTLE CANS!

 

THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE SH!T BUT IS MECHANICALLY SOUND AND GOES LIKE STINK, MAKES A RACKET AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SCUM WHEN YOU DRIVE IT

USUAL EBAY RULES APPLY, AND NO I DONT WANT TO PART EX IT, SWAP IT FOR A SCOOTER, WAIT FOR YOU TO SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS TO PAY FOR IT AND I WONT TAKE £500 FOR IT, COME ON DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A F REG I.6 NISSAN SUNNY. NO BS TXT MESAGIZ ASKIN IF IT WUD B COOL 2 GIV U A BLAZE LIKE INNIT !

 

 

Quality man.

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LOLz, look at this. He's fitted what I thik is called a 'MIDNIGHT STREET COCKSUCKER' model of overgrown fibreglass bumper.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-MAZDA-323-GLXI-ABS-WHITE_W0QQitemZ170324709743

 

I also like how this guy has paid extra for the 'large pictures' option on his listing, but because his photos are shit camera phone jobs, when you click it you get the same size pic but with a bigger frame round it.

 

i have been working on upgrading the car, and have spent in excess of 300 pounds on bits for it.. Its just had brand new front brake pads, a brand new front headlight bulb, a new rear exhaust extension (makes the car sound beefy)

A NEW HEADLAMP BULB!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!11!1!12121!!"!!!!"!213421 :roll:

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I love this guy, quite a famous Nova too:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SALOON-2-0-SRI-GSI-GTE-RAT-LOOK-NOT-CHAV_W0QQitemZ220403399980

 

THE BONNET IS RUSTY AND THIS IS THE WHIP THAT STARTED THIS TREND, I AINT SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST BUT HOW MANY RIDES DID YOU SEE BACK IN 2006 WITH THIS HUH ? PAINT IS 2 PACK SATIN NOT DONE BY HALFORDS RATTLE CANS!

 

THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE SH!T BUT IS MECHANICALLY SOUND AND GOES LIKE STINK, MAKES A RACKET AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SCUM WHEN YOU DRIVE IT

USUAL EBAY RULES APPLY, AND NO I DONT WANT TO PART EX IT, SWAP IT FOR A SCOOTER, WAIT FOR YOU TO SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS TO PAY FOR IT AND I WONT TAKE £500 FOR IT, COME ON DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A F REG I.6 NISSAN SUNNY. NO BS TXT MESAGIZ ASKIN IF IT WUD B COOL 2 GIV U A BLAZE LIKE INNIT !

 

 

Quality man.
It looks like it's a CAT B under bonnet fire write off to me, I still don't get it :roll:

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I love this guy, quite a famous Nova too:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SALOON-2-0-SRI-GSI-GTE-RAT-LOOK-NOT-CHAV_W0QQitemZ220403399980

 

THE BONNET IS RUSTY AND THIS IS THE WHIP THAT STARTED THIS TREND, I AINT SAYING IT WAS THE FIRST BUT HOW MANY RIDES DID YOU SEE BACK IN 2006 WITH THIS HUH ? PAINT IS 2 PACK SATIN NOT DONE BY HALFORDS RATTLE CANS!

 

THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE SH!T BUT IS MECHANICALLY SOUND AND GOES LIKE STINK, MAKES A RACKET AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SCUM WHEN YOU DRIVE IT

USUAL EBAY RULES APPLY, AND NO I DONT WANT TO PART EX IT, SWAP IT FOR A SCOOTER, WAIT FOR YOU TO SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS TO PAY FOR IT AND I WONT TAKE £500 FOR IT, COME ON DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A F REG I.6 NISSAN SUNNY. NO BS TXT MESAGIZ ASKIN IF IT WUD B COOL 2 GIV U A BLAZE LIKE INNIT !

 

 

Quality man.
It looks like it's a CAT B under bonnet fire write off to me, I still don't get it :roll:
"THE CAR IS WELL KNOWN AND WAS BUILT IN 2006 FROM A VERY CLEAN STOCK LOOKING SALOON"

 

Makes you even more of knob than I first thought then!

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More evidence of Reliant's association with Ford there- the Scimitar had Ford engines, and a Ford Consul Capri windshield, and the Anadol there has Mk 1 Cortina front-door window surrounds, and I dare say a lot more besides under the skin! Must be pretty rare?

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Cameron in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" had one of those which would not start, not bad considering it would have been nearly new at the time.Alfetta that is, not a Montego. That'd just be stupid.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-METRO-CLUBMAN_W0QQitemZ200335626405

 

I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE.

 

UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT

 

What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-METRO-CLUBMAN_W0QQitemZ200335626405

 

I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE.

 

UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT

 

What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.
An ungrateful feeble little witch actually. How hard can it be to turn a feckin metro FFS?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-METRO-CLUBMAN_W0QQitemZ200335626405

 

I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE.

 

UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT

 

What an ungrateful little witch. I suggest kicking her out the house.
When I had my GTi a couple of years ago,the lack of PAS was one of the things I liked best about it :)

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I PURCHASED THIS CAR PRIVATELY FROM A NEIGHBOUR 4 WEEKS AGO FOR MY DAUGHTER TO DRIVE.UNFORTUNATELY, AS I DID NOT TELL HER THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE POWER STEERING AND ELECTRIC WINDOWS SHE HAS REFUSED TO DRIVE IT

Ahh, so she wants the Vandan Plas instead? :twisted:

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I sold my Primera today so sadly I will be unable to take up this kind offer, recieved by e-mail through AutoTrader :"I am interested in immediate purchase of your car.After several consideration over the advert placed on the website,i have really shown interest in it and would really want to issue the payment in form of Bankers Draft and what is the final price.Will you be accepting a Bankers Draft?The Bankers draft that will be issued by me would include the cost for shipping this car to me.I shall solely be responsible for the shipments of this car.Please contact me via email for further questionings as regards to this transaction if you really show willingness in selling this car.Thank You and I am expecting your response asap." Does anyone actually fall for this crap?? :lol:

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