Beefy collection thread

[sdkrc]

Well lads. That's me off on a collection. Lots of travel

[sdkrc]

First train was 10pm. 

Second train leaves in 40mins.

[High Jetter]

M9, it's nearly midnight! Is this a collection or a steal? 🤣

[sdkrc]

[EyesWeldedShut]

The red eye to London....

I'm guessing passport control have him locked up at Carlisle?

[Remspoor]

  On 25/03/2025 at 06:48, EyesWeldedShut said:

The red eye to London....

I'm guessing passport control have him locked up at Carlisle?

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Or  county-lines police, you never know what is in that bag.

 

[loserone]

  On 25/03/2025 at 07:20, Remspoor said:

Or  county-lines police, you never know what is in that bag.

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The contents of the bag seem to have become a pivotal issue in this collection trip

[Dyslexic Viking]

8 hours since last update that's a bit worrying?

[sdkrc]

Can of fake monster exploded in my bag and my clothes/laptop are soaked. 

In better news, I also ran out of data and I'm 4hrs early. This makes the Peugeot 106 Megabus collection look like a piece of cake

Plan is to do my work meeting and then continue the journey

[dome]

Is it a a Gilbern Invader with moss and mushrooms growing on it, an interior smelling of mouldy cheese and terror and powered by an Indenor diesel?

[sdkrc]

Phwooar. Look at the sidewall on that bimmer

[Hertz]

Beefy? Is it his old Saab 900?

[eddyramrod]

  On 25/03/2025 at 07:54, sdkrc said:

Phwooar. Look at the sidewall on that bimmer

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I'd rather not, given that it would require me to look at that offensive shit pretending to be a car.

[dome]

  On 25/03/2025 at 09:23, eddyramrod said:

I'd rather not, given that it would require me to look at that offensive shit pretending to be a car.

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Fuck, if an E60 BMW and a Merc coupe with (hopefully) a dirty big V8 offends you then please don't look at 99% of the other mind numbing dross on the road

To be fair, the BMW is a 2 litre diesel so not exciting but I'd take it over what came after it.

[EyesWeldedShut]

  On 25/03/2025 at 07:54, sdkrc said:

Phwooar. Look at the sidewall on that bimmer

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Nice part of town - Grand Temple of the Masons to your left and, on your right - take first left and there's my old place of work. Used to walk past where you are on the way there from Holborn Tube Station every day.

Cars? Hmmmmm - it's not either of those two. It's not too shonky if you're taking it back up to Jockland so I am going for.....
Citroen XM (maybe in Kent side of London)?

[sdkrc]

The exploding can of Monster has nuked my laptop, nuked my tyre pump and nuked my power bank. I also had to buy some new clothes. Off to a good start

[hairnet]

see 

that shite isnt good for you even when you dont drink it

[eddyramrod]

  On 25/03/2025 at 10:31, dome said:

Fuck, if an E60 BMW and a Merc coupe with (hopefully) a dirty big V8 offends you then please don't look at 99% of the other mind numbing dross on the road

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Well exactly.  This is one of the reasons I prefer old cars.

@sdkrc that's a damn shame.  This is turning into an expensive car already!

[Split_Pin]

  On 25/03/2025 at 10:50, sdkrc said:

The exploding can of Monster has nuked my laptop, nuked my tyre pump and nuked my power bank. I also had to buy some new clothes. Off to a good start

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[scdan4]

Would house insurance cover that accidental damage?

"Beefy". I'm guessing it's a boss hog Cadillac with leather and horns on the end of the 20ft bonnet.

  On 25/03/2025 at 10:50, sdkrc said:

The exploding can of Monster has nuked my laptop, nuked my tyre pump and nuked my power bank. I also had to buy some new clothes. Off to a good start

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[mintwth]

  On 25/03/2025 at 10:47, EyesWeldedShut said:

Grand Temple of the Masons

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You mean Freemason's Hall? As used in Spooks to stand in for MI5 headquarters

[sdkrc]

Finished work and on to leg 3, more walking and more train.

Poo count: 0 and I'm suffering. 

Had 3 bottles of non alcoholic beer. 

[sdkrc]

BREAKING NEWS: Just seen a man wearing a beret

[stuboy]

  On 25/03/2025 at 20:14, sdkrc said:

BREAKING NEWS: Just seen a man wearing a beret

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??

[big_al_granvia]

bet you are wishing that inter-city motorail was still on the go, pick up new motor then instead of driving to glasgow you go to euston where a bert loads it into a parcels van...you then have a dram or 3 in the on board bar before going to sleep in your asbestos lined compartment ....

good job this forum wasnt around in the 80's and 90's, who knows what delights would have gone up the wcml

[loserone]

  On 25/03/2025 at 19:48, sdkrc said:

Poo count: 0 and I'm suffering. 

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I hope that you get to use some monitored facilities, like these I once experienced at a shitists abode.

 

[High Jetter]

  On 25/03/2025 at 19:48, sdkrc said:

Had 3 bottles of non alcoholic beer. 

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Expect a sharp rise in poo counts!

[sdkrc]

 

[sdkrc]

It's absolutely delightful. 

Nice little jaunt home 

[Schaefft]

Hell yeah, top purchase!