Fugly steering wheels

[grogee]

Weirdly, I think both of these came straight outta Whitley (Coventry). 

The 1307/Alpine looks worse from a slight angle where you can see the slabby offset bit in the centre. 

Arguably the MkIII steering wheel is even worse than XJ40, but both a massive letdown inside a luxury car. 

Anyway these are just starters for ten, weigh in with your hated hoops. 

[wesacosa]

[IronStar]

Early ph1 Saxo

Pre-facelift Zastava/Yugo Florida/Sana

Zastava 128, but probably also Fiat one or the other

[Bren]

Gopping.

[willswitchengage]

If mid 90s early airbag porn is your thing, there is plenty of material to spaff over here:

 

[Asimo]

Anything modern with buttons on it can fuck off.

[Missy Charm]

I don't know what some of you lot have got against eighties steering wheels.  They were, at least, round and thin rimmed.  

One has to look to the present day for a truly ugly steering wheel:

A Lamborghini, no less!

Here's one from a Ferrari.  It's worse.  

And this monstrosity positions the Dubai desert-smasher.  

[grogee]

17 minutes ago, Missy Charm said:

I don't know what some of you lot have got against eighties steering wheels.  They were, at least, round and thin rimmed.  

One has to look to the present day for a truly ugly steering wheel:

A Lamborghini, no less!

Here's one from a Ferrari.  It's worse.  

And this monstrosity positions the Dubai desert-smasher.  

Yeah they're pretty bad. The flat bottomed Peugeot wheels can FRO too

[grogee]

I'm not against the wheel per se but I cannot get my head around how they got the wheel to turn more than 360° and yet keep the centre part fixed. 

Witchcraft 

[FakeConcern]

1 minute ago, grogee said:

I'm not against the wheel per se but I cannot get my head around how they got the wheel to turn more than 360° and yet keep the centre part fixed. 

Witchcraft 

That's not fugly, thats genius!

 

[grogee]

3 minutes ago, FakeConcern said:

That's not fugly, thats genius!

 

I don't understand it. Therefore I FEAR it. <plans riots against fixed hub steering wheels>

[DavieW]

30 minutes ago, Missy Charm said:

I don't know what some of you lot have got against eighties steering wheels.  They were, at least, round and thin rimmed.  

One has to look to the present day for a truly ugly steering wheel:

A Lamborghini, no less!

Here's one from a Ferrari.  It's worse.  

And this monstrosity positions the Dubai desert-smasher.  

The rest of the interiors aren't any better - f-ing fugly.

[Soundwave]

Not so much 'fugly' as 'didn't think it through'... Mk7 Fiesta Roland Rat edition.

[Spiny Norman]

Imagine paying the £100k or however much these were in the early 90s to get this monstrosity of a Ford wheel, complete with Aston Martin badge in the oval bit the Ford one was once on.
 

[Asimo]

Off topic-ish but hard to resist bumping these

 

[stuboy]

2 hours ago, IronStar said:

i had this wheel in my 1982 fiat 128 cl found it horrendous, so in the scrapyard i found an zastava..and bought its wheel..

 

[hairnet]

33 minutes ago, grogee said:

I'm not against the wheel per se but I cannot get my head around how they got the wheel to turn more than 360° and yet keep the centre part fixed. 

Witchcraft 

poke yer eyes out now and FRO

bad man ya

someone tell me about the central button one up there - xm? am only used to xantias

fugly?

any wheel with alcantara on it 

or wood (sorry)

[hairnet]

16 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

Not so much 'fugly' as 'didn't think it through'... Mk7 Fiesta Roland Rat edition.

theyre ok due to lack of buttons (fuck sake you only need radio and cruise up and down)

everything else FRO

[D.E]

The stupid tiny and unround wheels in modern Peugeots.

 

[wesacosa]

5 minutes ago, hairnet said:

poke yer eyes out now and FRO

bad man ya

someone tell me about the central button one up there - xm? am only used to xantias

fugly?

any wheel with alcantara on it 

or wood (sorry)

Mk1.5 XM, they switched from the lovely single spoke on the mk1 to that thing before going for the 4 spoke airbag one in mk2

[hairnet]

3 minutes ago, D.E said:

The stupid tiny and unround wheels in modern Peugeots.

 

thats not just the wheel tho

[Wibble]

4 minutes ago, D.E said:

The stupid tiny and unround wheels in modern Peugeots.

 

But apparently this was bad?:

[chaseracer]

2 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

...the lovely single spoke on the mk1...

The only thing I have left of my first XM.

[grogee]

18 minutes ago, Asimo said:

Off topic-ish but hard to resist bumping these

 

That was an interesting video, thanks for posting. I've watched a few of his vids and they're nicely made. And an interesting insight into a superheated motor industry that was ravenous for 'features' to make products stand out. 

Compare to our 60s/70s stodge which was third-world in comparison! 

[Timewaster]

My Skodiaq has one of these strange wheels with a missing spoke.

Bizzare.

[grogee]

2 hours ago, IronStar said:

Early ph1 Saxo

The Saxo one reminds me of this Mk1 Megane effort. Grim. 

[stuboy]

11 minutes ago, D.E said:

The stupid tiny and unround wheels in modern Peugeots.

 

i found them uncomfortable to use..

[hairnet]

3 minutes ago, Timewaster said:

My Skodiaq has one of these strange wheels with a missing spoke.

Bizzare.

rented one of them in ireland - didnt mind it apart from the silver bit

[Soundwave]

1970s VW Beetle steering wheel... my own Beetle has one of these, it's just a big ol' slab of creaky plastic, dreary to look at and doesn't feel great in the hands.






The 60s wheels were far classier:




Sure the 70s wheel is probably "safer", but it's a Beetle. Doesn't matter what steering wheel you've got, your knees are the crumple zone. In a crash situation you'll have bled out from your two severed femoral arteries before you have time to worry about what the steering wheel has done to your chest.

[IronStar]

34 minutes ago, stuboy said:

i had this wheel in my 1982 fiat 128 cl found it horrendous, so in the scrapyard i found an zastava..and bought its wheel..

 

Those came before and after those monstrosities. There was also one for nice/fast ones:

Same as 128 coupe I think?