Autoshite's Bargain Buys. Shite For Under £1,000

[beko1987]

On 24/08/2024 at 12:19, andy18s said:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1532199727049618/permalink/3741452192791016/

 

I saw that at the fotu 😂 They were willing to swap it with anything, I could have gone and got the Xsara and come home in this... 

It looked a bit crunchy up close, although not awful. But the sort of surface rust that's under the roof covering and all the arch edges etc. 

Inside was amazing though, one is now firmly in my 'if I win the lottery' list! They had it set out into 2 single beds, would make an amazing single camper

[sierraman]

Give it a few months, it’ll be on some axle stands outside his parents house, he’ll have got bored and rollered it NATO green, tried swapping it for a hot dog, made a mess of repairing it, complained he can’t insure it… it’s like reading a thread on here 😂

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/536532555387747

2010 Citroën c1vtr diesel     £275

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

Give it a few months, it’ll be on some axle stands outside his parents house, he’ll have got bored and rollered it NATO green, tried swapping it for a hot dog, made a mess of repairing it, complained he can’t insure it… it’s like reading a thread on here 😂

Yea there's a reason I put it firmly in 'dreamland' 😢😂 I know my limits

[D.E]

£990

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/1996-mercedes-benz-c-class-c180-classic-4dr-auto-saloon-petrol-automatic/1485622270

[D.E]

£450

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323-hatchback-2002-other-1598-cc-5-doors/1485588854

[D.E]

£560 BIN

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395634793233?itmmeta=01J6MXD4R6K6Z06EFQRT7JFZTP&hash=item5c1dabdb11:g:-WQAAOSwe~Vm0h58&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xW%2BW82wyJ0Kc0AOz7Fg%2FDuyNrl3F7benm3blcjxnK7TsAzCVh2m0%2BLzXvPREc9LHjtnwfvJU3l%2BaGNGP7itS3iNlVYXkQbcMuxAoOuKZEDxZ8jNYmTgkhh1bX5llIo2cjsGsP1%2B3jrZvkuQNgt6OmaNz9E450%2B%2BKGc6IOv2RjYQz8%2FZriy2ZnjR9FuNgDE1CR5079UoqEZ7wGVMAzQWQjGu06WiThd26oYV8Qy5xLRGqEk2ZkT9ANYsVOUsRX7T0QyWOopBd8iFm10jWcJ4Iik|tkp%3ABk9SR5bMtJ21ZA

Plastic arches belong in the bin...

[fatharris]

What the fuck are those

[Rustybullethole]

32 minutes ago, D.E said:

£560 BIN

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395634793233?itmmeta=01J6MXD4R6K6Z06EFQRT7JFZTP&hash=item5c1dabdb11:g:-WQAAOSwe~Vm0h58&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xW%2BW82wyJ0Kc0AOz7Fg%2FDuyNrl3F7benm3blcjxnK7TsAzCVh2m0%2BLzXvPREc9LHjtnwfvJU3l%2BaGNGP7itS3iNlVYXkQbcMuxAoOuKZEDxZ8jNYmTgkhh1bX5llIo2cjsGsP1%2B3jrZvkuQNgt6OmaNz9E450%2B%2BKGc6IOv2RjYQz8%2FZriy2ZnjR9FuNgDE1CR5079UoqEZ7wGVMAzQWQjGu06WiThd26oYV8Qy5xLRGqEk2ZkT9ANYsVOUsRX7T0QyWOopBd8iFm10jWcJ4Iik|tkp%3ABk9SR5bMtJ21ZA

Plastic arches belong in the bin...

Always liked steels and hub cap combo in these. Like that they look older in body shape too. 

[ProgRocker]

55 minutes ago, fatharris said:

What the fuck are those

Go Faster wheel arches. 

[cort16]

56,000 miles. Mot April but rusty low blow turbo £695

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-9-3-saloon-2005-manual-1998-cc-4-doors/1485715248

[D.E]

£350 for a rough Picanto, MOT until April:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-picanto-hatchback-2006-manual-1086-cc-5-doors/1485727735

[D.E]

Wasn't someone on here interested in these early 206s with a bootlock?

£500

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-1.1petrol-ulez-free-/1485729185

[Dan302]

My Kia Ceed for £900

 

[Weird Car]

12 hours ago, D.E said:

Wasn't someone on here interested in these early 206s with a bootlock?

£500

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-1.1petrol-ulez-free-/1485729185

Thank you, just added it to the register with an * next to it, as it has the separate boot lock but not grey bumpers which means it’s not a complete bASe model, which is interesting to me as I thought central locking was standard on all models above bASe, very cool to learn 

[Floatylight]

Minty low mileage early 9-5 estate think 2.0l manual

£700..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/970381831526276/

[D.E]

£450

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-seicento-hatchback-2002-manual-1108-cc-3-doors/1485794870

[Floatylight]

Jaguar S Class 3.0l

£400

56k miles, last owner 20years, needs minor sparkly stick & other repairs for MOT https://www.facebook.com/share/p/C6WzTUugD15eye6j/

[sierraman]

37 minutes ago, Floatylight said:

Jaguar S Class 3.0l

£400

56k miles, last owner 20years, needs minor sparkly stick & other repairs for MOT https://www.facebook.com/share/p/C6WzTUugD15eye6j/

Reading the post… can’t face having the repairs done suggests it’s uneconomic to put right. Can’t face the bill for welding 2 foot long sections into the sills more like! 

[D.E]

£400

Word salad.

Quote

Had year used 5 times bought 100p sat there cleaning up this weekend previous owned by one old user great car flat key starter depress clutch 2 keys

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/lovely-cheap-family-drivablecar-/1485911278

[D.E]

£400

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-saxo-2001-long-mot/1486003120

[D.E]

Diesel Ghia, £495

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-hatchback-2003-manual-1998-cc-5-doors/1485994186

[D.E]

£300

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/skoda-felicia-hatchback-2000-manual-1289-cc-5-doors/1485986047

[D.E]

£500, but it's a semi-autobox. Is that a Sensodrive then?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-607-saloon-2001-semi-auto-2230-cc-4-doors/1485953244

[bangernomics]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202408233200130?advertising-location=at_cars&atmobcid=soc5&fromsra&make=Skoda&model=&price-to=500&sort=relevance

Hmm mingey

 

[BorniteIdentity]

43 minutes ago, D.E said:

Diesel Ghia, £495

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-hatchback-2003-manual-1998-cc-5-doors/1485994186

Shame it’s not Hilti spec, but I could still drive that around here and earn £500 in fares in the first week. 

[sierraman]

8 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Shame it’s not Hilti spec, but I could still drive that around here and earn £500 in fares in the first week. 

With the glow plug light constantly flashing. 

[bramz7]

54 minutes ago, D.E said:

£500, but it's a semi-autobox. Is that a Sensodrive then?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-607-saloon-2001-semi-auto-2230-cc-4-doors/1485953244

 

No, it's Tiptronic. You put the gear lever over to the right and it then becomes a sort of manual where you can change up and down with pushing the lever up and down. 

2.2 petrol, unusual now. 

[beko1987]

20 hours ago, D.E said:

£400

Word salad.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/lovely-cheap-family-drivablecar-/1485911278

My 1.9dci manual early laguna2 was a fucking excellent car. Shame the clutch slave cylinder went on it 😢

[beko1987]

On 16/08/2024 at 23:14, D.E said:

£300

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387294899821?itmmeta=01J5EKZ6QDR3HK7D19G7GPBA1C&hash=item5a2c932e6d:g:cYgAAOSwjsNmvHzc&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xFwTEiXZDhAtP0%2BJniBKQWnShyXpR05s6v%2BG%2Fel7QADzQgZUFLGbyasriXpMrtYB2p5moP4UyWESKFoS%2FW0u8n46%2F6%2BaJTtNTsQcsBUYMRO1s%2BsFFWw2JfFUjc3q22Kz23%2Fj12Zcu%2Bik1wT17eJVWuKZElB67k7m5kPuOfsiVDTs%2FkHzcSGN4JRXtwT0ETNjle%2FfZ3lE%2BdL1TQ4PHtOSwashqs1s4pgKJkMlbXdjlnkXf8CVcaR3fqwLPKD38kYDwXoKd633lBY6lGxypOKpqi|tkp%3ABk9SR-Tr_NOrZA

This is now £150!

Are the gear linkages that hard to change in a random asda car park with some basic tools? 

My last 406 bit me hard though. Everything suspension wise was seized together so bloody tight it was a pain to work on 😢